[DJ-Matt]

Her sister is way better looking.

[debeguiled]

Can't put my finger on it but I have never found her attractive despite the fact that she has all the elements of an attractive woman. It is almost as if there is something weird and not quite female about her, like something is missing, and I know this appears to be veering into pointy elbows territory. It's an intuition really, that she isn't really who she presents herself to be, and that she is playing some sort of game she isn't revealing.

I know, that's all women, but this is something different.

Maybe it is just plastic surgery, as one of the guys on the 4chan thread says, that makes her look weird and unnatural.



Pictures of when she is younger show a fuller face that is less traditionally attractive but at least her eyes look more human than now.





I know that girls always mess with their appearance, and are often unnatural to some degree, and I actually like a lot of her videos, and she seems to be pretty funny sometimes and socially adept.

Just that there are these uncanny valley problems she has.

I look at pictures of her sister, and who knows how she has altered herself and in what way, but I don't feel the same. I think she is really cute.



That compared to this. I don't even want to look in those eyes:



Maybe she is just a tomboy girl who has through force of will and scalpel imposed a generic prettiness where it doesn't belong, and her appearance is playing against her personality.

Anyway. It's a mystery. Maybe she was the kind of girl who got friendzoned in high school and decided to do something about it.

[Matsufubu]

Good call, I feel the same...she's conventionally attractive but something's a little off for me. I think she's prematurely aged her face and it's lost some humanity and cuteness.

Her sister is clearly a black belt in cock-teasing, you can tell. I think Lauren was probably a bit of a gangly uncool kid and she's trying to play the same game, but she's not a natural like her sister.

[Captainstabbin]

(08-14-2018 06:23 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Lauren says shes quitting Youtube to make documentaries.

Translation: Me me me, humble brag, humble brag. In conclusion, I'm soooo important now that I'll be selling documentaries. Thirsty followers, save up your money...

Even her speech pattern is all affected now.

[Captain Gh]

(08-15-2018 04:29 PM)Matsufubu Wrote:  

Good call, I feel the same...she's conventionally attractive but something's a little off for me. I think she's prematurely aged her face and it's lost some humanity and cuteness.

Her sister is clearly a black belt in cock-teasing, you can tell. I think Lauren was probably a bit of a gangly uncool kid and she's trying to play the same game, but she's not a natural like her sister.

If I augmented that line to fit the entire screen... Shit it wouldn't be enough! She's not even my type... and my cock is angry of not smashing it Goddamn Now!

   

Man she sure knows what she's doing! Hope She's Gettin That $$$ Man!

And when it comes to Lauren... I believe she would sometimes like to enjoy the freedom that Women have... Like gorging on some cocks incognito for a few weekends a year... but she simply can't because of who she is & what she represents! She knows how detrimental it is of course... but sometimes being Bad just feel so Good! Not White Knighting for her or women... but it must be hard for them to always be righteous when you know you can get away with slurping a plethora of cocks if you're Hot!

Shit they even know they can become mildly fat cows & be desired! That right there is the equivalent of being able to be 6 Pack Ripped By Having your Fridge be an Ice Cream Stand! A Ho is a Ho... and what are the consequences of women being Ho's Nowadays? She knows the Answer is None... yet she can't be in on the Goddamn Party because she literally would lose everything if she somehow got caught! That's what I get From these eyes man!

[debeguiled]

(08-15-2018 06:00 PM)Captain Gh Wrote:  

A Ho is a Ho... and what are the consequences of women being Ho's Nowadays? She knows the Answer is None... yet she can't be in on the Goddamn Party because she literally would lose everything if she somehow got caught! That's what I get From these eyes man!

Glazed frustration?

[Repo]

@debeguiled

I can put my finger on it. She has a fat face with no definition at all and no lips. If she were a dude she would need to grow a beard. She isnt fat, but she could be one of those chicks who achieves this from eating right but never exercising. Short of fat reducing surgery she should start chewing lots of gum. Its probably mostly genetics though, may not be alot she can do about it naturally without cutting even more weight, but then she would be a stick figure and would have a harder time picking up black guys

[Captain Gh]

(08-15-2018 06:06 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(08-15-2018 06:00 PM)Captain Gh Wrote:  

A Ho is a Ho... and what are the consequences of women being Ho's Nowadays? She knows the Answer is None... yet she can't be in on the Goddamn Party because she literally would lose everything if she somehow got caught! That's what I get From these eyes man!

Glazed frustration?

Yeah Pretty much... like a Fat Kid that's 0.02$ short of getting his Fix from the ice cream man... but living too far to get the change... and his Fat Ass having to wait til Monday! However for Lauren... there won't ever be a Next Monday until she's Bulletproof Set for Life

[Captainstabbin]

Regarding Lauren's sister - to quote now departed RBerkley, "Nice Bumpa".

[Captain Gh]

(08-15-2018 12:35 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

Snip

I'd still Slap the Shit Out of Any Guy Donating Money to These Cosplay Bitches... However after seeing this Pic... I'd Slap A Little Less! Dee Reee Mee!

[CynicalContrarian]

"I'm just a simple woman.
A simple mother with children.
Looking to earn a decent wage.
Looking for good, honest work..."

[url=https://twitter.com/FaithGoldy/status/1020590304896970752][/url]

[debeguiled]

(08-15-2018 07:21 PM)Repo Wrote:  

@debeguiled

I can put my finger on it. She has a fat face with no definition at all and no lips. If she were a dude she would need to grow a beard. She isnt fat, but she could be one of those chicks who achieves this from eating right but never exercising. Short of fat reducing surgery she should start chewing lots of gum. Its probably mostly genetics though, may not be alot she can do about it naturally without cutting even more weight, but then she would be a stick figure and would have a harder time picking up black guys

Chewing gum saves lives?

[kosko]

(08-15-2018 12:35 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

Can't put my finger on it but I have never found her attractive despite the fact that she has all the elements of an attractive woman. It is almost as if there is something weird and not quite female about her, like something is missing, and I know this appears to be veering into pointy elbows territory. It's an intuition really, that she isn't really who she presents herself to be, and that she is playing some sort of game she isn't revealing.

I know, that's all women, but this is something different.

Maybe it is just plastic surgery, as one of the guys on the 4chan thread says, that makes her look weird and unnatural.



Pictures of when she is younger show a fuller face that is less traditionally attractive but at least her eyes look more human than now.





I know that girls always mess with their appearance, and are often unnatural to some degree, and I actually like a lot of her videos, and she seems to be pretty funny sometimes and socially adept.

Just that there are these uncanny valley problems she has.

I look at pictures of her sister, and who knows how she has altered herself and in what way, but I don't feel the same. I think she is really cute.



That compared to this. I don't even want to look in those eyes:



Maybe she is just a tomboy girl who has through force of will and scalpel imposed a generic prettiness where it doesn't belong, and her appearance is playing against her personality.

Anyway. It's a mystery. Maybe she was the kind of girl who got friendzoned in high school and decided to do something about it.

I've said this before. Lauren is a just a massive nerd who is now projected as a tradthot aka sex symbol. These sorts of women are awkward with their femineity and their looks as they don't really know, from lack of experience, how to be naturally feminine and sexy. The issue is that she is a blonde white woman and can't say she is a late bloomer like some girls from other backgrounds who peak much later. It is one thing to go from ugly duckling to looking like Princess Jasmine like many South Asian girls do for example, versus Lauren who, even as a nerd, was likely given some attention growing up. Lauren's issue is likely that I don't think she is very comfortable in her own skin and does not take to the projection of being a "sex symbol" all that well. COntrast her to Faith and how they both act as Goldy knows exactly how to use and work her body, she is very in tune with her looks and the what it can give her, Lauren... not so much (as of yet). We are just seeing a girl do her awkward transformations and body discoveries out in the public eye, at a much later age IMO.

[stugatz]

Yeah, Lauren's not stunningly hot mostly because - Kosko nailed it - she comes across as awkward, like she didn't grow up hot. I'd overall say she's just quite pretty when she doesn't try too hard (but I'd have to see her in person to judge).

Man, her sister is stunning, and you can tell she knows just how to get a man's attention. If I remember correctly, too, she's her older sister - so maybe Lauren grew up the ugly and invisible one.

I just don't get the point of how she has so many thirsty followers - her content isn't all that remarkable, and it isn't like she's going to fly over to my shared and non-air-conditioned Chicagoland apartment to bang me. There are over a dozen chicks at my work I drool over on a regular basis...but I have a chance of banging them.

[CynicalContrarian]

Plus. If the brain does not fully develop until age 25, Southern still has a year or two left in that regard.

She is 'ballsy' going to South Africa as a blonde white gal in some respects.
Yet all the same, she has only just begun to live life & does not have a vast pool of experience to draw from.

Never ran a small business.
Never had any military or LEO experience.
Never been a mother.
Never been the proverbial "star quarter-back during the superbowl".
Etc. etc.

[nomadbrah]

The "little off" about Lauren Southern aka Lauren Simonsen is the jewish nose/eye/mouth area. It becomes more and more visible as they age, until it's full on Barbara Streisand.

[debeguiled]

(08-17-2018 06:39 AM)nomadbrah Wrote:  

The "little off" about Lauren Southern aka Lauren Simonsen is the jewish nose/eye/mouth area. It becomes more and more visible as they age, until it's full on Barbara Streisand.

Need picture of Kona as (((control))) group.

[Conquerer7]

I think Lauren Southern is half Danish or something? Definitely has a more Danish look than Canadian.

[puckerman]

Lauren may be like one of those average girls who goes to a college that is very male. I've talked to women who went to schools like MIT. In high school, they were ignored. At the colleges with lots of men, they suddenly get lots of attention and don't really know how to react to it. Some of the become entitled bitches. It's largely because lots of men kiss their asses.

[Glaucon]

(08-15-2018 06:00 PM)Captain Gh Wrote:  

If I augmented that line to fit the entire screen... Shit it wouldn't be enough! She's not even my type... and my cock is angry of not smashing it Goddamn Now!

She is everybody's type man

[Teedub]

(08-17-2018 07:03 PM)Conquerer7 Wrote:  

I think Lauren Southern is half Danish or something? Definitely has a more Danish look than Canadian.

What do you mean? There isn't any such thing as a native Canadian look for white people. All the white population of Canada are the ancestors of Europeans aren't they.