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Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!
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Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

I only caught the tail-end of this show a few nights ago, but was amazed to see this guy not using his assets correctly with Zero game.

He goes on a date, the woman already knew beforehand about his 13.5" penis, and he still can't get laid by her.

http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/strange-...-hung.html
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#2

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

I would not want a 13.5 inch dick.

That is WAY to fucking big and if you could fuck a girl with that than she is the loosest bitch in the world. I would hate to see what that pussy looked like.....

If i was him I would not mention that bc that will scare most women away imo.
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#3

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

The dude is wasting a god given gift...what a shame!
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#4

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (08-09-2011 01:38 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

I only caught the tail-end of this show a few nights ago, but was amazed to see this guy not using his assets correctly with Zero game.

He goes on a date, the woman already knew beforehand about his 13.5" penis, and he still can't get laid by her.

http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/strange-...-hung.html

I think he might be gay, he also was rolling with some other dude who was rocking 10 and the other dude blatantly had some limp wrist act going.

Why doesn't this guy just do porn and get his count up plus his paper right?

That's what John Holmes did (got discovered through the pisser)..

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#5

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

If I had a 13.5" penis, I would skewer three or four bitches on it like a kabob.

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#6

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

No man needs a penis longer than 7 inches. Beyond that, you are can't get the whole thing in anyway. It's only about 6 inches from the opening to her cervix. I'd rather have girth than length. I think at that point your only option would be anal if you wanted to get the whole thing in, but then what kind of skank would want a 13er up the poopchute.
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#7

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

i agree. Ud be insane to want anything over 8 inches

7 inches is the perfect length with solid girth.

I am amazed that most women I encounter do not know the average size for men.
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Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (08-10-2011 11:53 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  

i agree. Ud be insane to want anything over 8 inches

7 inches is the perfect length with solid girth.

I am amazed that most women I encounter do not know the average size for men.

What do you mean they don't know? Don't they look or feel when it's being shoved inside of them?

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Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (08-11-2011 09:41 AM)Moma Wrote:  

Quote: (08-10-2011 11:53 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  

i agree. Ud be insane to want anything over 8 inches

7 inches is the perfect length with solid girth.

I am amazed that most women I encounter do not know the average size for men.

What do you mean they don't know? Don't they look or feel when it's being shoved inside of them?

The cock size of 1 or 10 dudes fuking some lizard is not gonna truly give her the correct knowledge of the average male penis size. Its possibly she has only fucked dudes with small cocks, or only fucked dudes with large cocks.

To give you an example, one girl showed a picture of a guys cock (limp) at work and one chick says "he has a small dick". I looked at the picture and the dudes cock was like 5 inches SOFT. Im like um Kelly, that dude does not have a small cock lol. I then proceed to ask her what she thinks is the average make penis size. She says 8 inches! Im like WTF. Maybe for porn stars lol. Then I had to bust her bubble and inform her the average male penis is actually roughly 5.5 - 6 inches.
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#10

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

I agree with Dash, 13.5 inch is too damn long and in order for that guy to properly bang a chick, he would have to look for the girls with the fattest pussies.

@Dash, sounds like Kelly must be hooking up with a lot of pornstars lately.
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Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (08-11-2011 02:37 PM)bengalltigerr Wrote:  

I agree with Dash, 13.5 inch is too damn long and in order for that guy to properly bang a chick, he would have to look for the girls with the fattest pussies.

@Dash, sounds like Kelly must be hooking up with a lot of pornstars lately.
Bengal tiger, whats that avatar you have? Is that a hells angel with a Connecticut licence plate?
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#12

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

@Bengaltiger

That or black guys haha
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Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (08-11-2011 02:37 PM)bengalltigerr Wrote:  

I agree with Dash, 13.5 inch is too damn long and in order for that guy to properly bang a chick, he would have to look for the girls with the fattest pussies.

@Dash, sounds like Kelly must be hooking up with a lot of pornstars lately.


Yea but he doesn't have to put all of it in..he only need to slip a portion of it in..three quarters should do the trick..

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#14

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

I would hate to only be able to insert 1/2 of my dick into a female.

I wanna slam that shit full throttle balls deep!

I get a kick when I see some porn where the dudes are having to slowly put the head in, then WORK to get in the rest at a snails pace lol
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#15

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Reminds me of this:

Ugly Man With Huge Penis Unsure How To Get The Word Out

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#16

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (08-11-2011 02:40 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (08-11-2011 02:37 PM)bengalltigerr Wrote:  

I agree with Dash, 13.5 inch is too damn long and in order for that guy to properly bang a chick, he would have to look for the girls with the fattest pussies.

@Dash, sounds like Kelly must be hooking up with a lot of pornstars lately.
Bengal tiger, whats that avatar you have? Is that a hells angel with a Connecticut licence plate?

it's a hell's angel with an NY licence plate
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#17

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

I remember a newspaper article about this guy in a British newspaper a few years ago. If I remember correctly he was complaining at the time that sex was easy to get, he'd had sex with a lot of people, including famous people, both men and women. His problem was that he wanted to find a woman to settle down with but couldn't land a decent one. This article also said he lost his virginity at age 10 to a "curious 18 year old". Pretty sure it's the same guy, who knows how much of it was true though.
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#18

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

i can promise you, if my dick was that big, getting laid would not be a problem.
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#19

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

I saw the show, and whats ridiculous is the guy is living really modestly and could be a pornstar tomorrow, and with a tool like that he'd make decent money off the cuff.

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#20

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

While size does matter, women don't want THAT much size. You might get a couple of volunteers to do him just out of curiousity and the freak factor, but most women would be scared of a 13.5 inch johnson. It's actually pretty difficult for him to get fully hard - he probably feels faint when he gets wood...HA HA!

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#21

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

This is a bit of an off question, but whats the evolutionary benefit of having dick the way Trump has money?

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#22

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (11-29-2011 09:00 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

This is a bit of an off question, but whats the evolutionary benefit of having dick the way Trump has money?

Fertility signal? Just a guess.

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#23

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (11-29-2011 09:00 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

This is a bit of an off question, but whats the evolutionary benefit of having dick the way Trump has money?

There's evolutionary benefit...if you're a HORSE. For a human, there's none, unless you find a counterpart that has an incredibly deep vagina!

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#24

Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (11-29-2011 09:02 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

Quote: (11-29-2011 09:00 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

This is a bit of an off question, but whats the evolutionary benefit of having dick the way Trump has money?

Fertility signal? Just a guess.

I was thinking the opposite, maybe dudes sperm are all wearing helmets, the big dong increases the chance of reproduction by getting them... closer

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Man with 13.5" (35cm) penis still can't get laid!

Quote: (11-29-2011 09:00 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

This is a bit of an off question, but whats the evolutionary benefit of having dick the way Trump has money?

Dick size is presumably the result of many genes, just like height. So if you lined up all the right genes, you get a 13.5" cock. But that happens rarely, because it's the equivalent of getting ~25 heads in a row. Like height, there are seven footers, but being 7 feet tall isn't necessarily optimal. However if 6' tall were more optimal than the prevailing average of 5'10", and 6'0 becomes the new average, the number of seven footers would also increase.
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