Post here about any deadpan jokes you said that flew over a girls head.
I was on a day two yesterday that didn't really go anywhere, probably nexting her, the logistics were bad so I haven't decided I might be able to set up something better, she's a 6 and not terribly interesting so it's whatever.
at one point I we were talking about the party scene and I rambled some shit about
"Crack is disgusting, etc etc, I don't approve of crack cocaine use but I support the crack industry. It is a great entrepreneurial opportunity for the disadvantaged, particularly in the inner cities. It provides an opportunity for a middle class lifestyle to those who could not afford an education, blah blah blah"
She didn't look offended or anything just offered mild disagreement
"Well I would agree but unfortunately dealing crack requires people to use it as well." In the way mildly intelligent college educated chicks talk in MA.
I said ya whatever, silence for a few seconds and I ended up saying "you know I'm fucking with you right?"
I maybe overdid it on the deadpan I just couldn't believe she thought I was serious.
edit: By the way my delivery was completely relaxed, I was sitting comfortably speaking slowly and I sound like the white version of Isaac Hayes mixed with Barry White.
edit2 for context: I was pretty open about who I am. A hard working dude trying to live right who was thugged the fuck out in his late teens and early 20s.
So between my demeanor and what I divulged about myself I could have said damn near anything short of truly weird shit like enjoying violence, my love of anime, or supplication.
I was on a day two yesterday that didn't really go anywhere, probably nexting her, the logistics were bad so I haven't decided I might be able to set up something better, she's a 6 and not terribly interesting so it's whatever.
at one point I we were talking about the party scene and I rambled some shit about
"Crack is disgusting, etc etc, I don't approve of crack cocaine use but I support the crack industry. It is a great entrepreneurial opportunity for the disadvantaged, particularly in the inner cities. It provides an opportunity for a middle class lifestyle to those who could not afford an education, blah blah blah"
She didn't look offended or anything just offered mild disagreement
"Well I would agree but unfortunately dealing crack requires people to use it as well." In the way mildly intelligent college educated chicks talk in MA.
I said ya whatever, silence for a few seconds and I ended up saying "you know I'm fucking with you right?"
I maybe overdid it on the deadpan I just couldn't believe she thought I was serious.
edit: By the way my delivery was completely relaxed, I was sitting comfortably speaking slowly and I sound like the white version of Isaac Hayes mixed with Barry White.
edit2 for context: I was pretty open about who I am. A hard working dude trying to live right who was thugged the fuck out in his late teens and early 20s.
So between my demeanor and what I divulged about myself I could have said damn near anything short of truly weird shit like enjoying violence, my love of anime, or supplication.