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Deadpan shit that flew over her head
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Deadpan shit that flew over her head

Post here about any deadpan jokes you said that flew over a girls head.

I was on a day two yesterday that didn't really go anywhere, probably nexting her, the logistics were bad so I haven't decided I might be able to set up something better, she's a 6 and not terribly interesting so it's whatever.

at one point I we were talking about the party scene and I rambled some shit about

"Crack is disgusting, etc etc, I don't approve of crack cocaine use but I support the crack industry. It is a great entrepreneurial opportunity for the disadvantaged, particularly in the inner cities. It provides an opportunity for a middle class lifestyle to those who could not afford an education, blah blah blah"

She didn't look offended or anything just offered mild disagreement
"Well I would agree but unfortunately dealing crack requires people to use it as well." In the way mildly intelligent college educated chicks talk in MA.

I said ya whatever, silence for a few seconds and I ended up saying "you know I'm fucking with you right?"

I maybe overdid it on the deadpan I just couldn't believe she thought I was serious.

edit: By the way my delivery was completely relaxed, I was sitting comfortably speaking slowly and I sound like the white version of Isaac Hayes mixed with Barry White.

edit2 for context: I was pretty open about who I am. A hard working dude trying to live right who was thugged the fuck out in his late teens and early 20s.

So between my demeanor and what I divulged about myself I could have said damn near anything short of truly weird shit like enjoying violence, my love of anime, or supplication.
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Deadpan shit that flew over her head

be careful with this. sometimes girls play dumb, but really know exactly what's going on. never assume you're the only one who spotted the mouse in the cupboard.

even if not...it sounds like she was saying, "be that as it may, the externalities are still damaging."

pretty smart response, i think.
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Deadpan shit that flew over her head

True she could have been going deadpan for deadpan, I didn't catch even a smirk or nothing, I'm in the newbie forum cuz I'm not a player though still learning.

Useful response polymath.
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Deadpan shit that flew over her head

Sounds to me like she got the joke just fine, but didn't find that line particularly novel or amusing.

In general though, most white women, even college-educated white women, don't seem have particularly well-developed senses of humor. They brag about being "snarky and sarcastic" because a) it's the lowest form of wit, and takes fairly minimal effort to get decent at, and b) gives them an excuse to couch outright nasty behavior in the guise of "oh poor wittle man, did I hurt your feelings? Can't take a joke?" - classic abuser behavior.

Same goes for chicks who claim to be "honest to a fault" or "brutally honest"; does that mean they never lie about anything? Nah, bullshit. What it's code for is "I'm going to be brutally honest about you" i.e. I'm going to say inappropriate or hurtful things and then if you get upset say "But I'm just being honest with you! I'm So. Very. Honest." trying to spin a bug into a feature. Fuck 'em.

Also keep in mind that attractive girls have had all sorts of funny lines run on them by thousands of Mr. Funny Guys. Like so much else, they've been saturated with it to the point almost nothing makes an impression. I do run "clown game" a lot, because that's sort of intrinsic to my personality type and I like to think I'm pretty good at it. And I try to seek out the small population of women that it seems to be devastatingly effective on, but I remember watching some RSD or somebody video titled "Why Funny Guys Don't Get Laid" and he makes some good points.

Lots of girls are simply oversaturated by tryhard humor and they've just tuned out. Additionally, a lot of great humor relies on being observationally funny and framing experiences in a certain way we as men have all the time and can laugh about. But I try to keep in mind that many many women just don't have the experiences I do, so that joke I think is hilarious she's not going to be able to make sense of. They sit on Instagram and take selfies all day, in between slaving away at their dreary retail jobs. They don't really have many experiences at all.

In a brand new girl (vs. one you've been seeing for a while where I've found clowning a bit more often doesn't hurt at all in keeping her on the hook) humor is best used like sriracha sauce: intense but sparing.
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