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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 11:14 AM
Does the forum have a WTF thread? This surely qualifies.
Crazed Woman Cuts Off Man’s Penis For Not Making Eye Contact During Sex
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A woman in Scottsdale, Arizona, has been arrested after she cut off her partner’s penis in a fit of fury. Shania Jones, 34, told detectives that she was sick of the man – who has been named locally as Bruce Fox – refusing to make eye contact with her during sex. Fox is currently in intensive care at Scottsdale Liberty Hospital, where he is expected to make a recovery.
Insane asylums should be re-instituted. Part of the problem of current society is that the crazies are out. They vote and reproduce.
So--would you bang?
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 11:29 AM
It's a from a joke site, right? I mean, he can't make eye contact cause of her crazy crossed eyes....so she cuts off his dick.
Ha ha..?
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 11:36 AM
I'm totally going to cross my eyes during my next driver's license photo.
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09-08-2016, 11:36 AM
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 11:49 AM
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would bang and reassure of my love till eternity then bounce.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 12:02 PM
How could she pull that off? Did she close one eye to hone in on his penis?
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 12:23 PM
I have no sympathy for the castrated Casanova. Did he not know that God specifically invented doggy style to allow men to get their nut with ocularly-challenged ladies such as this? The only other option is a paper bag, but I think that is a little rude.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 01:08 PM
Quote: (09-08-2016 11:14 AM)MOVSM Wrote:
Does the forum have a WTF thread? This surely qualifies.
At least 50% of them are WTF threads.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 01:12 PM
Women who cut off penises need to have their boobs amputated as punishment. We need to go Old Testament on those bitches.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 01:21 PM
Okay, so let's forget the penis slashing for a second. Given she's in her right mind: WYB?
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 01:23 PM
As soon as I saw that it wasn't from Florida, I knew that it had to be fake.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 01:26 PM
Simple fix is available - she's good to go now.
Just keep her out of reach of any cutlery. Maybe order in pizza.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
09-08-2016, 05:37 PM
I am afraid that women appreciate cruelty, downright cruelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters all the same. They love being dominated.
--Oscar Wilde