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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

Does the forum have a WTF thread? This surely qualifies.

Crazed Woman Cuts Off Man’s Penis For Not Making Eye Contact During Sex
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A woman in Scottsdale, Arizona, has been arrested after she cut off her partner’s penis in a fit of fury. Shania Jones, 34, told detectives that she was sick of the man – who has been named locally as Bruce Fox – refusing to make eye contact with her during sex. Fox is currently in intensive care at Scottsdale Liberty Hospital, where he is expected to make a recovery.
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Insane asylums should be re-instituted. Part of the problem of current society is that the crazies are out. They vote and reproduce.

So--would you bang?

I am afraid that women appreciate cruelty, downright cruelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters all the same. They love being dominated.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

It's a from a joke site, right? I mean, he can't make eye contact cause of her crazy crossed eyes....so she cuts off his dick.

Ha ha..?
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

I'm totally going to cross my eyes during my next driver's license photo.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

WB

WMECBIWTKMD (would make eye contact because I want to keep my dick)
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

Quote: (09-08-2016 11:29 AM)etwsake Wrote:  

It's a from a joke site, right? I mean, he can't make eye contact cause of her crazy crossed eyes....so she cuts off his dick.

Ha ha..?



What are you talking about? She has pretty blew eyes.

One blew left and one blew right.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

WBAROMLTETB

would bang and reassure of my love till eternity then bounce.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

How could she pull that off? Did she close one eye to hone in on his penis?

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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

I have no sympathy for the castrated Casanova. Did he not know that God specifically invented doggy style to allow men to get their nut with ocularly-challenged ladies such as this? The only other option is a paper bag, but I think that is a little rude.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

Fake.

http://www.snopes.com/shania-jones-cross-eyed-arrest/
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

Quote: (09-08-2016 11:14 AM)MOVSM Wrote:  

Does the forum have a WTF thread? This surely qualifies.

At least 50% of them are WTF threads.
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

Women who cut off penises need to have their boobs amputated as punishment. We need to go Old Testament on those bitches.

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Okay, so let's forget the penis slashing for a second. Given she's in her right mind: WYB?

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As soon as I saw that it wasn't from Florida, I knew that it had to be fake.

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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

Simple fix is available - she's good to go now.

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Just keep her out of reach of any cutlery. Maybe order in pizza.

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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

this made me lol
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Man bobbittized for not making eye contact during sex

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I am afraid that women appreciate cruelty, downright cruelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters all the same. They love being dominated.
--Oscar Wilde
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