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Sex robots 'will be better than any human'
#26

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Need to Airdrop a few thousand sex-bots into ISIS territory so they can start fucking and stop blowing shit up. I swear if terrorists got laid more often they would not be so hard up for their 72 virgins after death.
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#27

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-07-2016 02:50 PM)Laner Wrote:  

Quote: (09-07-2016 02:43 PM)C-Note Wrote:  

Seriously, though, one major associated industry I think would be the creation of some kind of virtual reality to go along with the machinery to enhance the experience.

I am thinking more of an augmented reality now. Instead of interchangeable parts, you can just augment the doll to take on a darker skin tone and asian features, instead of the blonde Russian you had been banging since Sunday. Body type will make no difference. 95% of men like the same thing.

Pussies might have to be changed, as I am sure many guys enjoy a variety of shapes and sizes.
I agree. I've been getting more and more interested in VR for the past few months - VR will be real game changer. Maybe we should create a discussion the Deep Forum?

I don't think real-life robots will be this prevalent for sexual purposes. Their customization with spare parts will be more costly and laborious (even if relatively easy) than doing it in VR.

Most people have no idea how immersive VR is, specially if accompanied by some type of haptic device (think vibrating video game controllers). If you could have a generic robot body with haptic feedback capabilities, you don't need to have spare faces, tits, asses, etc. When you have your eyes and ears connected to VR, your hands inside of haptic gloves and your dick in a fleshlight attached to the robot's body, you could 100% feel like you're banging Cindy Crawford. In her prime. In a 5-star bangalow. In Bora-Bora. As the sun sets in the most beautiful summer sky imaginable.

Your hands will slide over the robots metal hull but thanks to the gloves you'll feel like you're petting Cindy's silky arms.

By then there will probably even be some type of device that either allows you to smell Cindy's perfume mixed with the sea breeze - if not with an actual fragrance (3D printing), then with neural stimulation of some sort.

And don't worry about feminist pushback - maybe they can control hardware and work towards creating fat, frumpy robots. But if (when) VR takes off, they'll have to start fighting the propagation of knowledge. And that's a much harder war to fight. Just ask the recording companies who have been destroyed by Napster, movie companies suffering with Popcorn Time and PirateBay, and so on. How hard would you fight to torrent the Cindy Crawford experience? Now imagine what a lonely incel would be willing to do to get his hands on that. There's no stopping that.

Welcome to the future:

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#28

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

I wonder if it can be programmed to wash and fold the laundry while you're at work?
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#29

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-07-2016 06:46 PM)T and A Man Wrote:  

I wonder if it can be programmed to wash and fold the laundry while you're at work?

Forget a sexbot, a robot maid is the dream. Make her do secretarial work, clean, cook, then shove her in a closet at night.
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#30

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Augmented reality is going to be huge, smart man puts his money there now, Pokemon Go is a silly fad, but look at how people reacted.

Like Laner, I could see it being a sex doll of some sort, with few features and then you put on your goggles and suddenly there's a face talking, smiling, moaning, calling your name, your favorite celebrity or porno actress. The technology do such a thing is already there, watch this vid where they project real time images to the faces of two people:






This is the exact tech need to do what I describe.
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#31

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-06-2016 09:52 PM)GoldHawkStar Wrote:  

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The funny thing is that the article uses pictures of women with robots like this...

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Thoughts?

Hilarious that the top picture is of a woman who could get laid in five minutes by dragging the nearest guy off of the street.

The reality is that they're going to need to add a zero the engineering specs to cater to women like this...

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And then you will get a whole lot more of this...

Fed-up cleaning bot commits suicide

The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
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#32

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-07-2016 06:46 PM)T and A Man Wrote:  

I wonder if it can be programmed to wash and fold the laundry while you're at work?

Here's one with a Mrs. Doubtfire build. Careful with the claws.





Top comment: "Nice!.......now when can I have sex with it?"

Household robots will not be given women's names. I saw another video about a laundry robot named Baxter. Sounds like a gay butler.
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#33

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-07-2016 08:51 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

Quote: (09-06-2016 09:52 PM)GoldHawkStar Wrote:  

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The funny thing is that the article uses pictures of women with robots like this...

[Image: gettyimages-95591229-copy.jpg?w=620&h=378&crop=1]
...
Thoughts?

Hilarious that the top picture is of a woman who could get laid in five minutes by dragging the nearest guy off of the street.

Chances are the nearest guy is a pathetic simp though so the bot would be preferable to her.
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#34

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-07-2016 03:54 PM)Ringo Wrote:  

Most people have no idea how immersive VR is, specially if accompanied by some type of haptic device (think vibrating video game controllers). If you could have a generic robot body with haptic feedback capabilities, you don't need to have spare faces, tits, asses, etc. When you have your eyes and ears connected to VR, your hands inside of haptic gloves and your dick in a fleshlight attached to the robot's body, you could 100% feel like you're banging Cindy Crawford. In her prime. In a 5-star bangalow. In Bora-Bora. As the sun sets in the most beautiful summer sky imaginable.

Your hands will slide over the robots metal hull but thanks to the gloves you'll feel like you're petting Cindy's silky arms.

By then there will probably even be some type of device that either allows you to smell Cindy's perfume mixed with the sea breeze - if not with an actual fragrance (3D printing), then with neural stimulation of some sort.

Weirdest boner right now.

Quote: (01-19-2016 11:26 PM)ordinaryleastsquared Wrote:  
I stand by my analysis.
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#35

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-08-2016 02:45 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

Quote: (09-07-2016 03:54 PM)Ringo Wrote:  

Most people have no idea how immersive VR is, specially if accompanied by some type of haptic device (think vibrating video game controllers). If you could have a generic robot body with haptic feedback capabilities, you don't need to have spare faces, tits, asses, etc. When you have your eyes and ears connected to VR, your hands inside of haptic gloves and your dick in a fleshlight attached to the robot's body, you could 100% feel like you're banging Cindy Crawford. In her prime. In a 5-star bangalow. In Bora-Bora. As the sun sets in the most beautiful summer sky imaginable.

Your hands will slide over the robots metal hull but thanks to the gloves you'll feel like you're petting Cindy's silky arms.

By then there will probably even be some type of device that either allows you to smell Cindy's perfume mixed with the sea breeze - if not with an actual fragrance (3D printing), then with neural stimulation of some sort.

Weirdest boner right now.

See, your dick knows where the money is to be made.
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#36

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-08-2016 02:45 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

Quote: (09-07-2016 03:54 PM)Ringo Wrote:  

Most people have no idea how immersive VR is, specially if accompanied by some type of haptic device (think vibrating video game controllers). If you could have a generic robot body with haptic feedback capabilities, you don't need to have spare faces, tits, asses, etc. When you have your eyes and ears connected to VR, your hands inside of haptic gloves and your dick in a fleshlight attached to the robot's body, you could 100% feel like you're banging Cindy Crawford. In her prime. In a 5-star bangalow. In Bora-Bora. As the sun sets in the most beautiful summer sky imaginable.

Your hands will slide over the robots metal hull but thanks to the gloves you'll feel like you're petting Cindy's silky arms.

By then there will probably even be some type of device that either allows you to smell Cindy's perfume mixed with the sea breeze - if not with an actual fragrance (3D printing), then with neural stimulation of some sort.

Weirdest boner right now.
100%.

What many people overlook though is that this won't be a thing just for losers who live in their basement. VR sex will be totally widespread because it's highly customizable in every sense of the word.

You can mess with your partner, their behavior, your location, your environment, even yourself. You're a fat fuck? Guess what, in VR you have a rock hard six pack. You're a vet who lost a limb during a tour in Iraq? Not in VR you don't - your arm is still there!

If you're a player who banged 500 girls, wouldn't you want to go back and bang your highschool sweetheart once again, just for the hell of it? How cool of an experience would that be?

Famous people are already taking steps to prevent their image from being recreated in a digital environment - case in point Robin Williams.
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Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-08-2016 09:00 AM)Ringo Wrote:  

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If you're a player who banged 500 girls, wouldn't you want to go back and bang your highschool sweetheart once again, just for the hell of it? How cool of an experience would that be?

Famous people are already taking steps to prevent their image from being recreated in a digital environment - case in point Robin Williams.

This is going to lead to some ultra-bizarre situations in the workplace.

I'm instantly reminded of the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer is convinced that Jerry's girlfriend is is a telephone sex operator.

JANE: Oh I'm going uptown too, you wanna split a cab?

KRAMER: w-w-w-what about the driver?

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The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
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#38

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Some day in the future owning a sex bot will be just the same thing as having a dildo/fleshlight. Just keep it in the closet for when you're bored.

I wouldn't mind trying out a sex bot if they look as good as the robots Kyoko from the movie Ex Machina (played by Sonoya Mizuno) or Anita from the TV series Humans (Gemma Chan).
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#39

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Ha, I just thought of something. A sapient artificial intelligence is probably a century out of our technological reach, but we're a lot closer when it comes to language translators. So if you want interactive sexbots right now, the way to do it would be to farm out the interactive behavior to remote control from third world call center laborers. When you're fucking your lady robot, you've got the Indian guy providing the dialogue "oh that is veddy veddy good for you be fucking my tight pussy in this fashion veddy much so", and the translator switches it to a Siri voice so you can pretend you aren't just having phone sex with an Indian call center.
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#40

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

So it's come to this has it?
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#41

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

I do not care much about the sex thing, the biggest challenge of robots is one single robot able to be a 100% maid.

So far the biggest thing we have is Asimo by Honda.





It took a big corporation with lots of money in research and development to get it to do something as simple as walking in two legs. Right now it can serve juice in a cup.

Is going to be a long time before we have a single robot that can take care of a house on its own, many users here live alone, imagine you wake up and your robot already have you a nice breakfast, you can leave you bed and dished a mess, the robot will clean everything once you get back. And that is not counting the fact of making human like.

Is going to be way long before we get there.

Something like this.




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#42

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

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I'm telling you guys...
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#43

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

I can see it now...
VR games, VR pron, sex robots.
All the while in this dystopian future.
Frumpy women are so starved for attention, they resort to accusing their sex robots of rape... [Image: lol.gif]
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#44

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Stop the track pause ....

How the fuck can we make money with this?
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#45

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-11-2016 01:46 AM)redbeard Wrote:  

Stop the track pause ....

How the fuck can we make money with this?

You could start by looking at current market for sex toys.

NSFW


http://real-sex-dolls.com/sex-doll-asses/

The once we get the right AI and battery technology able to make a robot more 100% human like then we could imagine sex robot being close to the commercial I posted.
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#46

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

While dudes get stroked off with robotic arms i'll continue to fuck their sisters.
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#47

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-11-2016 12:34 AM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  

I can see it now...
VR games, VR pron, sex robots.
All the while in this dystopian future.
Frumpy women are so starved for attention, they resort to accusing their sex robots of rape... [Image: lol.gif]

We can laugh, but it's only a matter of time before Ms Frump dials up the sex-bot to "Rocco" and then limps to the nearest police station coughing some story about how Mr Roboto didn't acknowledge the safety word.

The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
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Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

I work in a tech field, and I'm very skeptical about the chances of "sex robots" ever coming close to being...anything worthwhile in our lifetimes. The AI research field is extremely new in the grand scheme of things, and there are still enormous hurdles. We can't even create an artificial insect with present technology; how could we possibly build an artificial mind? Or even an artificial mind that just runs the "sex, cuddling, and pleasant conversation" program?

I'm not denying there won't be some kind of something eventually, but I think it will forever be the domain of ultra-gamma tech nerds and only get slightly more market penetration than a Real Doll. Same with "VR", they've been promising the world for decades and never delivered.

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When you have your eyes and ears connected to VR, your hands inside of haptic gloves and your dick in a fleshlight attached to the robot's body, you could 100% feel like you're banging Cindy Crawford. In her prime. In a 5-star bangalow. In Bora-Bora. As the sun sets in the most beautiful summer sky imaginable.


But you aren't, and you can't tell your brain any different. It would suck to spend 50 grand on a setup like that and get bored with it faster than Pokemon Go. I'd bang a chubby "5" I met off Tinder a thousand times in the real world before I ever spent a penny on a VR Cindy Crawford dick-stroking machine, and I think many other men feel the same.

Quote: (09-08-2016 06:25 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

When you're fucking your lady robot, you've got the Indian guy providing the dialogue "oh that is veddy veddy good for you be fucking my tight pussy in this fashion veddy much so", and the translator switches it to a Siri voice so you can pretend you aren't just having phone sex with an Indian call center.

Haha, this made me spit out my morning coffee! +1!

And it's not even an unreasonable idea!
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#49

Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

"While dudes get stroked off with robotic arms i'll continue to fuck their sisters."

Sure, but what are you gonna do when the obesity rate hits 80-90%? Would you rather bang a virtual 10 or a real 3?


God I am so glad I am not reliant on the west for women.
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Sex robots 'will be better than any human'

Quote: (09-11-2016 12:11 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

"While dudes get stroked off with robotic arms i'll continue to fuck their sisters."

Sure, but what are you gonna do when the obesity rate hits 80-90%? Would you rather bang a virtual 10 or a real 3?


God I am so glad I am not reliant on the west for women.


Speaking of non-Western women and VR porn robots, I just had a terrible thought.

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These young Japanese cats are never going to leave their apartments again, are they. They're going to have to pipe nutrient gruel into their bedrooms.
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