[tomzestatlu]

I am new to forum and sometimes, when going through threads, there are some acronyms used by forum members (and probably used only on this forum or in redpill society), that I can´t understand. It´s even more difficult, when I am not native English speaker.
Could someone write those often used down with explaination? Eventually there are some other things I don´t understand, for example the thing with hamster

[Blaster]

WB = Would Bang
WNB = Would Not Bang

What other acronyms don't you get?

The "Hamster" means "Rationalization Hamster" and is a metaphor for the part of a woman's brain that invents excuses to avoid taking responsibility for her slutty and impulsive behavior. In fat or older women this tends to involve invention of absurd alternate realities where big is beautiful, old is young, up is down, and she really is totally happy without a man in her life she swears.

[Rhyme or Reason]

IRT

[jbo]

A good resource for de-crypting all the acronyms: http://www.urbandictionary.com

[Blaster]

IRT = Indian Race Troll

[Designate]

http://www.pualingo.com/pua-terminology-list/

This is a PUA website with some really stupid shit on it but it was a good comprehensive resource for learning a lot the terminology used on RVF and elsewhere in this community when I was first starting out.

[Artiste]

(06-16-2016 10:49 AM)Blaster Wrote:  

WB = Would Bang
WNB = Would Not Bang

I think not, Sir Blaster. 'WB' actually = Welcome back

Anyhow, Mr Tomzestatlu, here are a few to get you started.

PND = Post-Nut Depression. The scale has been improved thanks to Armogan, who provided the final touch in establishing the gold standard of measurement. For those who don't know, he added the "Desert Nihilism" variable to the PND score.

To calculate your own level of warpig-inflicted depression, use this calculation: Multiply the 'Number of hours spent wandering the desert questioning your existence' by the 'Number of minutes spent scrubbing your dick until it was red and sore', and then, divide that by the 'Number of seconds that passed after nutting before you hated yourself', and you have your PND score.

RD:STD = Raw-Dogging to STD Ratio. In addition to the level of disease severity, ranging from minor (chlamydia), to serious (AIDS), to deadly (waking up to a ladyboy), this ratio is used for determining the hedging of bets to be made at the annual RvF pussy-roulette tournament in the Philippines.

An unnamed forum member once claimed to have achieved a perfect 10/0 score (10 raw bangs, 0 infections) over a period of one week, however it later emerged that he not only banged just one singular woman 10 times, but he had also ensured that she had passed a comprehensive STD test beforehand, both of which contravene tournament policy.

UAC = Unicorn Assessment Calculation. Some examples follow.

~Unicorn tendencies~

1. Has only used a selfie stick once, and that was to prod awake a landwhale that had beached itself on a bus (+10 point)
2. Sees you posting a reply to a newbie question on RvF, says "another JohnBozz huh honey?" then plays you an MC Hammer video (+50 points)
3. Does not use Facebook and hasn't heard of Tinder (+1000 points)

~Non-Unicorn tendencies~

1. Comments on the veins on your arms which developed from lifting (-1 point)
2. Doesn't make your junk go in the direction you were hoping for (-50 points)
3. Plays for the The U.S. women’s soccer team (-100 points)

VCBT = Vietcong Booby Trap (Credit: Sage). This refers to objects or other hazardous evidence accidentally left around your house by innocent Vietnamese women. These are never used to mark territory, claim ownership, nor to sabotage your 4 other bi-monthly bang sessions.

These can range from earrings, bracelets and bobby pins scattered across your bedroom (you can handle this) to a subtle female-only perfume sprayed onto your bed sheets or a tiny, pink shampoo bottle hidden in your bathroom cabinet (you are fucked). And then there are the hairs... everywhere. Note: just because you are banging 2 girls with the same colour hair does not mean the hair-based booby trap will fail to explode. Don't ask me how, just know that they know.

Anyhow, don't let the hairs scare, your savior has arrived:

Suggestion for a new RvF catchphrase (Credit: Jaboody Dubs) - "Even if it's a quicky, wrap that sticky".

[Sombro]

This is an old one: 'JBF' Hair

= Just Been Fucked

[Il Bersagliere]

I have linked you to an updated glossary of acronyms and frequently used phrases/words on the forum.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comm..._acronyms/

That should help. I recommend at least looking at it once.