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06-13-2016, 10:38 PM
I'm talking about before the period of time humans developed a method of communication; back when we grunted and pointed at shit.
How the hell do you think game worked backed then? was it just grunts, seductive eye contact, and then shit went down? Was it within the tribe or was it inter-tribal?
I just can't imagine it being like it is today; no way a caveman "cold approached" some other cavewoman and then started grunt-teasing her loin-cloth.
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06-13-2016, 10:43 PM
I assume the mating ritual began by smashing her caveman's head in with a rock or a stick.
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06-13-2016, 10:50 PM
This dude obviously has no idea about cavemaning a chick.
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06-13-2016, 11:13 PM
Please direct these and other important questions to the
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06-13-2016, 11:19 PM
Assuming you're serious, I think the obvious guess would be the biggest and strongest got laid, the rest did without. I saw a statistic somewhere else on the forum that I can't find right now that said something like 80% of women throughout history have reproduced, but only 30-40% of men or somewhere around that number. You were alpha or you didn't mate.
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06-13-2016, 11:35 PM
Step 1: Acquire the biggest and best cave you can find
Step 2: Wait for cavedigger chicks to drop by to "check out your new digs"
Step 3: Profit
They didn't have a bedpost to add notches, so they just scraped pictures of their conquests on the wall.
For a more scientific explanation, read The Naked Ape: A Zoologist's Study of the Human Animal by Desmond Morris.
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06-14-2016, 12:40 AM
Same way animals mate. Exhibit characteristics attractive to the female, female gives signs of interest and they go at it. Next question.
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06-14-2016, 12:46 AM
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06-14-2016, 01:57 AM
Given that non-lingual cavemen would have certainly shared shelter and slept close together on cold nights, a truly alpha human-ancestor would have probably found pussy snuggled up close to him late in the evening with little effort or grunting on his part. This goes double for any time that predators or external threats were near.
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06-14-2016, 02:34 AM
Of course suits would suggest that it was all party host game.
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06-14-2016, 02:44 AM
OP never heard of lawless game.
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06-14-2016, 02:49 AM
Quote: (06-14-2016 01:23 AM)Ethan Hunt Wrote:
Take AA as an example back in caveman days there was a very real threat that if you go to another tribe to get laid that they could kill you. AA nowadays has no real reason to exist but it does due to evolution.
It always explains why women are more attracted to alpha male who can protect as there was in caveman days a very real threat of being killed by another tribe or some giant hungry animal. So when it came to game it was be bigger, stronger and able to protect the most. I'm not exactly sure of exact methods but i'm sure it involves actual pick up, i.e. walking over to a chick, picking her up literally and walking off.
I don't think that's true or the main factor behind AA. The biggest reason to me is guys from Anglo countries, can be tall, jacked, smart(relative to the rest of the world), well nourished, decently rich/enough resources etc. But they still have massive AA. But apparently guys from SA countries or Mediterranean countries despite being short, not as jacked, dumb, sometimes malnourished, broke etc still have zero hesitation when talking to even hot girls. This evo psych theory would say it's impossible as it's really "dangerous".
I believe AA is mainly caused by feminist societies, but maybe other factors might be involved too. I think in Anglo countries even 2-3 generations ago guys weren't scared to talk to women.
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06-14-2016, 03:19 AM
Approach anxiety, I think.
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06-14-2016, 03:40 AM
How far back are we really talking? Before the patriarchy was invented or the gender binary was created? You need to be more specific in your time frame otherwise we are just grasping at straws here.
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