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How the fuck did cavemen get laid?
#26

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Archaic Humans date back to around 500,000 years ago-180,000 years ago and are thought to have had some language ability, so to get to the period you are asking about you have to go back further than that - 500,000 years+

These creatures would have been hunter/gatherers and foragers - they worked hard during the day and in the evenings the males and females enjoyed intimacy/closeness with one another partially as a respite from the hard lives they lived.

Hunter/gatherers lived in small bands (to allow for mobility) that were likely made up of more or less equal numbers of males and females since the 2 sexes compliment one another well in regards to survival. Probably everyone had availability to a mate.

To speculate on your question - I would say that mating and related things probably happened in a natural context and things just fell in place naturally. "Game" wasn't needed- they lived in a more natural way and things happened in a more natural way. "Game" is a modern advent of the society we presently live in and has it's roots in abundance of resources provided through artificial means.

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#27

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7dNgM57lSc
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#28

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Did you make a time machine and try to be your own father?

Deus vult!
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#29

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Just like animals man. Read jean auels clan of the cave bear.
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#30

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

By having a pet zebra, of course!

p.s. but only a high-end zebra, just so we're clear

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#31

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Probably a lot more sloppy seconds going around.
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#32

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

I am sure looks and height mattered even back then.

Don't debate me.
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#33

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Quote: (06-14-2016 04:12 AM)Tayo Wrote:  

The same way Gorillas, Baboons, Monkeys and other primates get laid.

There are plenty of documentaries on chimpanzee group organization, including mating behavior, available on YouTube.

Chimps are pretty sophisticated animals. They're able to form alliances, understand who's friend and who isn't, cooperate on tasks (though usually only when absolutely necessary), and read the emotional states of other members of the group (empathize.)

Experiments have shown that they seem to have some innate concept of "fairness" as well, like if an experimenter allows another chimp to steal the first chimp's food, and gives the first chimp a lever to knock over the food tray, the first chimp will often punish the second chimp for stealing his grub by hitting the lever...but if the experimenter simply moves the food tray from one chimp to the other, the first chimp is much less likely to get upset, because in some sense he understands that this was an action outside of their control.

But yeah, it also does depend on how far back when we're talking "caveman." Cro Magnon lived in caves 50,000 years ago, but they also had language and fairly sophisticated societies as well - we were so effective at large-scale organization that we're probably a big part of the reason there aren't any more mastodons, saber tooth cats, or giant ground sloths left in the world. Rape was likely considered some sort of offense then (though who knows what standard of evidence was required), and probably severely punished.

The alphas of the tribe would certainly not take well to betas fucking women they were not intended to have access to behind their back, consensual or not. That behavior requires prior authorization (which I'm sure they would grant from time to time, as sexless men make for an unhappy tribe.) That's of course assuming a "patriarchal society" (heh) which most, though not all, seem to have been historically.

Language and organized society with codes of behavior feed on each other, so once you have one you pretty much have to have some form of the other. It's been a very long time since modern human ancestors didn't have language, and when going that far back it makes way more sense to simply look at animal behavior, since without language we wouldn't be much more sophisticated. Language is the engine that drives culture, and pretty much makes us what we are.
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#34

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Aside from the stereotypical "club her on the head and take her back to the cave" line, I'd assume they did it through good body language and eye contact. (Maybe the ones who were too beta to attract a woman had to resort to rape, I dunno).

(According to the "Definitive Book of Body Language", body language nearly has the same meaning in every culture in the world, and more or less pre-dated modern language).

From what I've noticed, not just in humans but other animals too, women are more physically attracted to a man's overall posture than just his "body type", this has been my own personal experience - on times when I was moody or down in the dumps women didn't give me much attention, but when I was in an upbeat or confident mood I always got more attention from women, didn't really matter "what I was saying", but more the overall package.

You can more or less see day to day examples of this - watch birds mating for example; when the male eyes a female he's interested in he does some 'mating dance' (aka a posture display) and if the woman likes what she sees, she goes for it.

(The above is also a reason I think some guys fail; they worry too much about using "the right words" but ignore the fact that nonverbal communication is more important, so they end up looking too nervous, rigid or pedantic).
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#35

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Like this
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#36

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

I swear, this thread has a pre-Crusades version of it.

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#37

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Simple; he says "C'mere!"




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#38

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Lots of tribes saw women as objects of trade. Want one? Save up and buy her from the tribe further down the river.
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#39

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

women were quick to adapt and let themselves gladly be ravished by the most alpha and dominant males
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#40

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Quote: (06-14-2016 02:49 AM)Centurion Wrote:  

Quote: (06-14-2016 01:23 AM)Ethan Hunt Wrote:  

Take AA as an example back in caveman days there was a very real threat that if you go to another tribe to get laid that they could kill you. AA nowadays has no real reason to exist but it does due to evolution.

It always explains why women are more attracted to alpha male who can protect as there was in caveman days a very real threat of being killed by another tribe or some giant hungry animal. So when it came to game it was be bigger, stronger and able to protect the most. I'm not exactly sure of exact methods but i'm sure it involves actual pick up, i.e. walking over to a chick, picking her up literally and walking off.

I don't think that's true or the main factor behind AA. The biggest reason to me is guys from Anglo countries, can be tall, jacked, smart(relative to the rest of the world), well nourished, decently rich/enough resources etc. But they still have massive AA. But apparently guys from SA countries or Mediterranean countries despite being short, not as jacked, dumb, sometimes malnourished, broke etc still have zero hesitation when talking to even hot girls. This evo psych theory would say it's impossible as it's really "dangerous".

I believe AA is mainly caused by feminist societies, but maybe other factors might be involved too. I think in Anglo countries even 2-3 generations ago guys weren't scared to talk to women.

This is a great thread! That's the thing about using our intelligence too much... we move away from our primal thought patterns which I believe leads to a more happier life. We aren't design to be sitting on our asses all day at a desk job, where if you ask anyone today in the west, they reckon it's bullshit that 80% of communication is through body language. Fuck, people feel stress these days cause they aren't moving. Do hard labour for 8-12 hours a day and you will never feel stressed out cause you are burning stress the natural way.

This is why poor people are breeding and having more sex cause they aren't using their brains and thinking about consequences. They mainly do how they feel and don't give a fuck about the law. This is primal which get women wet and spreading their legs!

For me, soon as I stopped with the book smarts and became a labourer and more primal, i had a better life! People respect men that act like men. They don't respect nice people! Being nice is a feminine trait for women! In the west, it's all backwards which is fucking with peoples hormones (body and mind).

These days, i spend allot of time in Thailand cause it's a normal society (men acting like muscular men, women acting like feminine women) where you don't really need any game at all. When women become empowered over men (the west), you need game and to play the real alpha game!

A women will not sleep with a man she thinks is weaker then her unless she wants child support payments (free income).
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#41

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?






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#42

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Quote: (06-15-2016 12:17 PM)Aurini Wrote:  

Simple; he says "C'mere!"




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#43

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

This question always makes me laugh so i had to share.



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#44

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Quote: (06-14-2016 03:09 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:  

Quote: (06-14-2016 04:12 AM)Tayo Wrote:  

The same way Gorillas, Baboons, Monkeys and other primates get laid.

But yeah, it also does depend on how far back when we're talking "caveman." Cro Magnon lived in caves 50,000 years ago, but they also had language and fairly sophisticated societies as well

Cro-Magnon were fully modern man, they actually hard larger brains than any modern population.

In addition, the traits of cro-magnon man is today still generally accepted as being the most attractive, at least in men.

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Strong, angular jaw, deep set eyes, strong brow ridge above eyes.

That's the skull above of the Cro-Magnon.

What you're looking at it the exact cranial dimensions of the proto-typical American athlete or actor. You will find most footballers, most fighters, most leading men in movies have the Cro-Magnon facial dimensions.
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#45

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Didn't you ever see "Quest for Fire"?
That was the first time a caveman ever boned a chick non-doggie style.
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#46

How the fuck did cavemen get laid?

Quote: (06-13-2016 10:38 PM)Gyro Wrote:  

I'm talking about before the period of time humans developed a method of communication; back when we grunted and pointed at shit.

How the hell do you think game worked backed then? was it just grunts, seductive eye contact, and then shit went down? Was it within the tribe or was it inter-tribal?

I just can't imagine it being like it is today; no way a caveman "cold approached" some other cavewoman and then started grunt-teasing her loin-cloth.

A nice blow to the head usually did the trick
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