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05-13-2016, 06:42 AM
What's the best thing about twenty one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?
Getting the blood off of your clown suit.
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05-13-2016, 07:16 AM
Yeah, this is going shut-down really quick but I got a few good ones:
Q:What do a call a White girl with a yeast infection?
A: A cracker with cheese.
Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Black man?
A: A pizza can feed a whole family.
Q: What did Dale Earnhard and Hitler have in common?
A: They both died before they could finish a race.
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...and nothing quite surprises me anymore. If I looked out my showroom window and saw a fully-nude woman force-fucking an alligator with a strap-on while snorting xanex on the roof of her rental car with her three children locked inside with the windows rolled up, I wouldn't be entirely amazed.
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05-13-2016, 07:53 AM
Q: How do you starve a college student?
A: Hide mommy's credit card under a bar of soap.
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05-13-2016, 08:13 AM
Did you hear about the Japanese man who tried to fake his own death?
His family didn't bereave him.
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05-13-2016, 02:03 PM
Told this one elsewhere already, but it seems to fit the above two:
What does a Chinaman call his pet lion?
Ryan
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05-13-2016, 03:10 PM
Do you know what I love about minority women?
Plundering their pussy is like being the first European explorers to discover the jungle.
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05-13-2016, 03:19 PM
What are the 3 hardest things for a black man to get?
1 Credit
2 A taxi
3 A job
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05-13-2016, 06:27 PM
This one time I was smashing a girl from behind, and I gave her the ol' thumb to the asshole test. She looks over her shoulder and says "That's very presumptuous of you".
And I said, "Presumptuous? That's a big word for an eight year old"
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05-13-2016, 06:54 PM
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What's the difference between a mexican and Jesus Christ ?
Jesus doesn't have a tattoo of a Mexican.
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A 5 in your bed is worth more than a 9 in your head.
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05-13-2016, 07:34 PM
Damn, ok cool i'll have a look at the other joke threads too. Some good ones so far though hahaha
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05-14-2016, 09:38 AM
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was
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