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In Thailand
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In Thailand

Will put together a proper data sheet when I return.

Spent some time in Phuket, Bangkok, Pattaya and I am now in Koh Samui.

First things first, this is backpacker heaven. I stay in hotels, and for 50 bucks a night I am staying in solid 4 star places right on the beach. Must be cheap as shit for them, although anyone over 30 is better served spending some cash and living it up I think.

Pattaya was a sex den and we left within three days. All paid sex there and not my scene. Could not walk out of the hotel without being harassed. Pity, some good golf courses were left behind and two of my boys were into the depravity, but for myself and another we figured it did not offer enough if you were not prepared to pay for threesomes, foursomes, trannies, strap ons, ping pong shows and all manner of other sick shit that goes on in that place.

I did manage to pick up one of the girls from the "Russian" strip club which is basically a clip joint. Scam venue where they over charge by like 1000% for drinks and break legs when you dont pay. She was from Belarus, and my Russian got me some sexy time off the clock the next day. Just hit it off, and the only reason we went in was because mates did not believe me that it would probably be a scam. Here I am in Thailand and I am still chasing eastern europeans.

Phuket had a lot of tourists and I came right twice, once with a Belgian and once with a local Thai girl. Nice beach destination.

Being in Koh Samui now, I think this is me for the next 7 days or so. Weather is great, I like the town and there is a ton of shit to do. Im also starting to fall in love with these thai birds! Jesus they have a way about them Ill tell you that. After a while you start to notice the tourists less and less, and when you do look at them you are realising that they

1 - Are almost always carrying extra pounds
2 - dress like shit
3 - are fuckin drunk in the bars and clubs
4 - are miserable cunts who never smile. Thai women say they dont understand why the men smile and the women frown all the time. What do you say to them when they notice it too?

I think the funniest thing though is seeing all the down beaten men who came with girlfriends and wives, of all ages, being led by the balls everywhere. Sad, sad state of affairs and I thank fuck I never gave it up for the house in the burbs and 2.6 kids when I see shit like that. People who have been here may be able to understand where I am coming from, but it becomes more noticeable everyday.

In summary:

Im all about the eastern european and Russian bishes, but dem thai ladies are making my loins sing! Would cater to all budgets. The women are gorgeous and they grow on you. Incredibly feminine and the basically make the European, Aussie and American tourists look like buffalo walking the streets looking for sugary treats and a man to bitch at.

Considering how much I have travelled, I cannot believe I took this long to see this part of the world. I will be returning though, thats for sure
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If you didn't yet, get Thai massage. Don't get the crappy oil one, get the Thai one where they stretch you. Get two hours. It is great, I had it every day while there.
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I second Thai massage, sorts you right out.
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Fuck yes to the Thai massage. On the beach preferably. With a nice fruity umbrella drink. All for like $6.

Question for Harry: would you recommend Koh Samui over Phuket?
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Ya dude, Koh Samui is damn cool. Im currently at Chaweng Beach, not sure what the other side of the island is like. Have no reason to go there!
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