Quote: (04-08-2016 04:31 AM)eskimobobseal Wrote:
The girl said it herself, "I'm a rebel, I rebel"
I thought that would make a setup for a great burn to take her down a notch or two.
Rebel Leader: "You've got a rap sheet a mile long. You have issues with authority."
Mary Sue (boldly): "That's what I do. Rebel!"
Rebel Leader (rolling eyes): "Ooooooh! Watch out guys! We got ourselves a
real rebel here!"
Mary Sue (hesitant): "This is a rebellion, right? I mean, I can rebel, too!"
Rebel Leader: "OOooOOooh, she's gonna take on the stormtroopers, everyone! Kick ass and take identification numbers!"
Mary Sue: "B-but, I'm a strong and indep--"
Rebel Leader (raises arms, points fingers down at head, dances about): "Look at me! I'm Mary Sue Of The Rebellion! I'm fierce! I'm infallible!"
Mary Sue: "Stop it."
Rebel Leader: "...I don't need no man to help me take down the Empire! Did I mention I'm
a rebel?"
Mary Sue: "I cant even."
Rebel Leader: "...Tremble before me, Mr. Palpatine! I'm a kick-ass
rebel, and I'm coming for YOU!"
Mary Sue: "That's it, I'm totally filing a complaint! Where's the HR droid?"