shit the week flew by, took me a while to re-find this post.
so #1 At a college bar during the day. Approached like a 7 at the end of the bar
me: Look after my beer for a minute and if everyone touches it, punch them in the mouth
her: ha ha okay
me
left to take a piss, then came back) right on thanks
her: no problem
me: By the way theres something on your cheek (she s trying to rub it off, but its like a tiny mole) oh thats a mole (realized i had to re-examine what a neg was, and just left the girl there ha ha)
#2 same day i think, at the same bar, but i had my buddy with me. So there was a descent looking server, but i wasnt interacting with her because the bartender was serving me. She was hanging around across the room.
So i buy two shots of jack for me and my budd, who ends up not wanting to drink it. So i waived the the server over.
me: whats yer name?
her: #####
me: ##### have a shot with me because my buddy here is being a loser
her: okay! what is this?
me: just straight jack
her: wow okay (we cheers and take a shot) why didnt you buy bla bla, its bla for the price of bla
me. because bla bla tastes like ass bl bl bla( went on like this for a while, but i lost interest as she wasnt that attractive close off and tried to pawn her ff to my friend)
#3 Was eating like a vegan pita or something at a vegan pita place, sat next to a (what i assumed was a hot blonde) gir at one of those long tables with bar seats facing the street window.
me: (forgot what i said to open, commented something about the food or something happening on the street)
her: (answered)
we start talking about what we do, where we're from, that kinda shit. I didnt say anything that showed interest in her (because i wasnt, i get fooled when i see a girl from behind because i assume her face is pretty if shes got a nice bod, hair, and outfit) but i noticed she waited for me to finish my meal and time her exit with mine and lingered at the door. So pretty sure im learning IOIs i think thats what theyre called
#4 this ones pretty short, sit next to a girl on a bus a ride and actually almost mssed my stop. SO i sit beside her and cant think of anything to say, until she pulls out her mp3 thingy
me: What kinda music are you into
her: what?
me: (repeat the qustion)
her; uhhhhh
me: you look stunned, is that a weird question to ask
her; no, its just not alot of people talk on the bus
me: well im from a small town...... soo?
her: bla bla bla
we talk about music and local bands
me: (i see that we;re stopped at where i need to get off) shit thats my stop, nice talkin
and i think that was it. There was a large group of girls standing outside a bar with one girl which was a 9 and really my type (mixed inative and probably french). I left my balls somewhere and didnt approach but i had this in mind for an opener
me: Are you all sisters or something
group answers noo or yes, or whatver
me: because you all look the same (and maybe add but thats because your all pretty if they start making faces) i dunno, but fuck girls lie that drive me nuts
