rooshvforum.network is a fully functional forum: you can search, register, post new threads etc...
Old accounts are inaccessible: register a new one, or recover it when possible. x


Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh
#51

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Quote: (02-11-2016 12:32 AM)Latan Wrote:  

Quote: (02-10-2016 10:24 PM)weambulance Wrote:  
[Image: 451319067.jpg]
Is it an optical illusion or do I see a cock?


[Image: 1455197549-9d447cfa3934686c00d7c47efc0e7...9582-1.gif]
Reply
#52

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Quote: (02-11-2016 08:33 AM)-GTL Wrote:  

Quote: (02-11-2016 12:32 AM)Latan Wrote:  

Quote: (02-10-2016 10:24 PM)weambulance Wrote:  
Is it an optical illusion or do I see a cock?


[Image: 1455197549-9d447cfa3934686c00d7c47efc0e7...9582-1.gif]

Definitely juicing, compare this older recording of her doing the same trick in an eroticized manner.

This....WB in whatever year that was (definitely not 2015 as suggested)





Turned into this with some hormonal assistance for sure.





If ROK wants to troll, she runs a girls empowerment group called Kamp Konfidence http://kampkonfidence.com/

While doing weird fetish porn like this.

[Image: 7a2fb6b27da99adfe704177cf6313bfc_i.jpg]

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
Reply
#53

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Was interested until I watched a few of her other videos. Yikes - very special snowflake who has 'battled' depression, mental illness etc. Not to mention she curses a blue streak all the time. WNB but might use a spot for bench.
Reply
#54

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Arms and shoulders like that on girls gives me an instant soft-off.
Reply
#55

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Juicing ages you faster, especially on girls due to hormonal factors and because their skin is thinner as well.
Reply
#56

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Even Steve Irwin God rest his soul would think twice about mounting this Queen of the Bull Dykes.
Reply
#57

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Quote: (02-11-2016 06:40 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

It's weird, she has a sort of androgynous look about her.

Someone else mentioned it, but it looks like she's done a few cycles. Test cycles on women are horrific. They get all of the muscle a man does, but they lose their sex drives.

I don't know that much about steroids, but I think her coach or dealer are retarded and gave her the same shit they would have no problem giving a man. Just as likely she didn't do her reading.
Reply
#58

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

This chick is a side show act. Like a bearded lady, world's fattest man, etc. Total freak show fetish material. She is on the ultra-fringe where having serious mental and self-image issues is a prerequisite.

Like any freak show, she is completely codependent and the only way she can live with herself is through the attention and validation of others that she is special and impressive.

WNB
Reply
#59

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

This is a great idea for the upcoming Rooshv picnic. She can crush the watermelon and then we will all form a line with our paper plates and plastic forks to get a piece of watermelon.

Rico... Sauve....
Reply
#60

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

WNB. She looks much more like a tranny than most actual trannies.

"Imagine" by HCE | Hitler reacts to Battle of Montreal | An alternative use for squid that has never crossed your mind before
Reply
#61

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Quote: (02-11-2016 11:52 AM)Sherman Wrote:  

This is a great idea for the upcoming Rooshv picnic. She can crush the watermelon and then we will all form a line with our paper plates and plastic forks to get a piece of watermelon.

you mean and then...we will be served the watermelon by hot young asian women. Can you imagine her rage if she's out behind the picnic tent, squashing watermelons like a mexican line cook while servers giggle at RVF tables, coming back to ask "more watermelon please"

She'd be like "NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER YOU MISOGYNYST FREAKS!" but would be totally fine with it if we all sent her money to watch her crush watermelons on a webcam, then have her box up the guts and ship them to us overnight for $100 a pop.

Attention whores gonna whore.

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
Reply
#62

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Quote:Quote:

you mean and then...we will be served the watermelon by hot young asian women.

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZYiteAzSBXm8PlUv6h0e...VyT01CGIRg]
Reply
#63

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Now that Ive got the high end zebra, my penthouse mancave wont be complete until I get a beefy watermelon crusher.
Reply
#64

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Quote: (02-13-2016 04:41 PM)germanico Wrote:  

Now that Ive got the high end zebra, my penthouse mancave wont be complete until I get a beefy watermelon crusher.

She's a real life james bond henchman. If you were outrageously wealthy you could hire her, call her oddjob, and request fresh fruit juice on demand.

"odd job! orange juice, chop chop! I'm not paying you for your looks, I'm paying you to squeeze me some juice!"

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
Reply
#65

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Rather have this chick.





Fate whispers to the warrior, "You cannot withstand the storm." And the warrior whispers back, "I am the storm."

Women and children can be careless, but not men - Don Corleone

Great RVF Comments | Where Evil Resides | How to upload, etc. | New Members Read This 1 | New Members Read This 2
Reply
#66

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh



"For my next trick, I'm going to crush this engine block between my thighs!"
Reply
#67

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

I bet that's her party trick. She goes up to a group of people in the bar. "WANNA SEE A PARTY TRICK?" (no)

*shoves her ass in people's faces*
*heaves a watermelon between her drumsticks for legs*
*proceeds to squeeze*

watermelon bits fall out from under her like an abortion from hell, and she beams expectantly at her audience.

came here hoping for xenia onatopp reference, thank you samsamsam
Reply
#68

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Her ridiculous "empowerment" camp idea is now in the dustbin of history, thankfully:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...krupt.html

Her husband went bankrupt and presumably Olson was being bankrolled by him, hence the camps died a necessary and very welcomed death:

http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/spor...11638da949

Interestingly, her husband David May was the former head of the Gold Coast Titans, a rugby league team here in Oz. It is a newer franchise but has already had a history of major stuff-ups, poor decisions, player misbehavior, and other misdeeds.

Even with his now outed appalling business record, May kept up appearances and could have landed a really decent, albeit vacuous local Gold Coast girl. Instead he chooses a Mental-Illness-R-Me narcissist. Just wow.

Born Down Under, but I enjoy Slovakian Thunder: http://slovakia.travel/en/nove-zamky
Reply
#69

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Quote: (01-20-2017 02:57 PM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  

Her ridiculous "empowerment" camp idea is now in the dustbin of history, thankfully:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...krupt.html

Her husband went bankrupt and presumably Olson was being bankrolled by him, hence the camps died a necessary and very welcomed death:

http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/spor...11638da949

Interestingly, her husband David May was the former head of the Gold Coast Titans, a rugby league team here in Oz. It is a newer franchise but has already had a history of major stuff-ups, poor decisions, player misbehavior, and other misdeeds.

Even with his now outed appalling business record, May kept up appearances and could have landed a really decent, albeit vacuous local Gold Coast girl. Instead he chooses a Mental-Illness-R-Me narcissist. Just wow.
Wonder if her husband's arsehole's still holding up from all of that pegging.
Reply
#70

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

From the Daily Mail article

Quote:Quote:

The Olympic weightlifting coach, three-time international body-building competitor, cross fit junkie and Australia's first female arm wrestling champion may spruik confidence, but sparked questions about accepting her own body image after her husband paid for her breast enlargement in 2014.

'Girls make sure you marry a man who picks you up from a breast augmentation that he financed/paid for and a bouquet of gorgeous flowers,' she wrote on her blog.

'I fully intended for paying for my own job but my husband's main purpose in life is to find ways to create joys and happiness for me.'

Jesus, she was definitely pegging him after he bought her bolt-on tits. Why didn't he just marry a tranny from Thailand? Would've been cheaper.
Reply
#71

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Quote: (02-11-2016 09:23 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

This....WB in whatever year that was (definitely not 2015 as suggested)



This is definitely one for the books.

What is the chick saying about what she did to the dude filming her: "...how did it feel to get knocked out there... in that figure-four?"

Is the "figure-four" an exercise or a sex thing -- like orgasmic asphyxiation? It sounded sort of sensual... as she described it all along with her body language and the guy's replies.

As a note, allnaturalko.com (the watermark on the vid) appears to be up for sale so no info there.
Reply
#72

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

Quote: (02-10-2016 08:45 PM)muscless Wrote:  

HAHA, the Australian media can't sink any lower....

Quote:Quote:

The Gold Coast fitness guru (Kortney Olson) has shared a video of herself crushing a whole watermelon with her bare thighs in an incredible show of strength.

She posted the video alongside the hashtags #YourHeadHereHomeboy and #RooshTheDouche in an apparent attempt to scare 'pro-rape' blogger Barack 'Roosh' Obama who planned to visit Australia.

When 'Roosh the Douche' abandoned his trip, she wrote: 'he saw my watermelon video and cancelled plans'.






Quote:Quote:

The video received more than 15,000 comments, with many making cruel or sexual remarks about Kortney's physique.
Kortney addressed the negativity in a Facebook post on Wednesday.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...ouche.html

Writer: Lauren Grounsell
Twiter: https://twitter.com/laurengrounsell
Email: [email protected]


In the pre-industrial world, where pack animals where either scarce and/or expensive, women used to pull the plow (plough?) while men guided it. Women naturally have some pretty scary lower body strength, while men naturally have some pretty scary upper body strength. It's almost as if we're complimentary, or something.

I disagree on the ugly description, though. Of course, I'd have to work pretty hard on my physique before I'd even stand next to her.
Reply
#73

Ugly woman crushes watermelons with her THIGHS... "believes" she scared off Roosh

10 years ago would have no problem smashing her guts. But I don’t really want to see how she aged. At least she isn’t (or wasn’t) fat. I’m just looking at the last video that wasn’t deleted,
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)