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Bruising cervix since 96
#TeamBeard
"I just want to live out my days drinking virgin margaritas and banging virgin señoritas" - Uncle Cr33pin
Quote: (03-02-2019 02:26 PM)roberto Wrote:
Let's rekindle this thread guys. Shoutout if you're still on Team Beard or thinking about it!
Quote: (03-03-2019 09:49 AM)Agrippa Wrote:
I've always had facial stubble/short beard that I would trim down every week. I'm getting on Team Beard and am gonna let this fucker grow out.
Quote: (03-10-2019 11:07 AM)Aquila Wrote:
I would like an advice, how to manage my moustache after it reaches certain length and begins to obstruct my eating. Of course, you may trim it. But otherwise, how to deal with it? Do you just form it with your fingers, use a comb, and it stays? Or what? I would like to hear back from those of you with such a moustache.
Quote: (03-10-2019 11:07 AM)Aquila Wrote:
I would like an advice, how to manage my moustache after it reaches certain length and begins to obstruct my eating. Of course, you may trim it. But otherwise, how to deal with it? Do you just form it with your fingers, use a comb, and it stays? Or what? I would like to hear back from those of you with such a moustache.
Quote: (04-26-2019 01:20 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:
Forgive me my bearded brethren.... for I have sinned
It has been 426 days since my last beard trim. I have a hard time trusting just anyone with the supreme beard so I tend to not get it trimmed for very extended periods of time. However today I decided it was time to put it in gods hands and get it trimmed. So I find a beard barber with great Facebook reviews and a photo of a majestic man with a majestic beard covering the whole back wall... its the first thing you see upon entering the establishment. I'm greeted by a man with a beard who sits me down and wraps me up like a burrito in preparation for the assassination of my beard thats unbeknownst to me about to transpire. So after I'm prepped for my trim the man steps back and a little woman appears, the ol switcheroo ....SIN #1: Allowing a woman to tame the supreme beard. As I lay in the chair realizing what was happening I look to the sky and ask "Why have you forsaken me??" I almost immediately got a answer... that this was far worse then I had originally thought. It was truly time to atone for my sins. SIN #2 She grabbed the electric clippers.... at this point I'm to physically, mentally, and spiritually broken to object. I lay back and allow my punishment to take place. Now I have no mustache really of which to speak, where as before I could twirl some handlebars that would make Schwinn and Huffy jealous. Whats left of my beard is not as bad off but its no where near its former glory.... THIS IS WHY I FUCKING DON'T GET MY BEARD TRIMMED BY MORTALS
TLDR:
Cardinal Sin #1: Let a woman trim my beard
Cardinal Sin #2: Allowed my beard to be trimmed with electric clippers
I need my prayer warriors to say one for me......
Quote: (04-26-2019 01:20 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:
Forgive me my bearded brethren.... for I have sinned
It has been 426 days since my last beard trim. I have a hard time trusting just anyone with the supreme beard so I tend to not get it trimmed for very extended periods of time. However today I decided it was time to put it in gods hands and get it trimmed. So I find a beard barber with great Facebook reviews and a photo of a majestic man with a majestic beard covering the whole back wall... its the first thing you see upon entering the establishment. I'm greeted by a man with a beard who sits me down and wraps me up like a burrito in preparation for the assassination of my beard thats unbeknownst to me about to transpire. So after I'm prepped for my trim the man steps back and a little woman appears, the ol switcheroo ....SIN #1: Allowing a woman to tame the supreme beard. As I lay in the chair realizing what was happening I look to the sky and ask "Why have you forsaken me??" I almost immediately got a answer... that this was far worse then I had originally thought. It was truly time to atone for my sins. SIN #2 She grabbed the electric clippers.... at this point I'm to physically, mentally, and spiritually broken to object. I lay back and allow my punishment to take place. Now I have no mustache really of which to speak, where as before I could twirl some handlebars that would make Schwinn and Huffy jealous. Whats left of my beard is not as bad off but its no where near its former glory.... THIS IS WHY I FUCKING DON'T GET MY BEARD TRIMMED BY MORTALS
TLDR:
Cardinal Sin #1: Let a woman trim my beard
Cardinal Sin #2: Allowed my beard to be trimmed with electric clippers
I need my prayer warriors to say one for me......