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World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)
#26

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

100% would bang.

Sure she's tiny and has those chubby arms most midgets have but she's still got curves in all the right places.
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#27

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

WB

I second the questions on midget hunting. I am racking my brain, but I don't think I have ever seen a legit midget in my life. I've banged girls around the 5ft mark and that is fun, especially considering I am not really tall.

I guess I am going to have to go to SEA sometime, hopefully soon.

Women these days think they can shop for a man like they shop for a purse or a pair of shoes. Sorry ladies. It doesn't work that way.

Women are like sandwiches. All men love sandwiches. That's a given. But sandwiches are only good when they're fresh. Nobody wants a day old sandwich. The bread is all soggy and the meat is spoiled.

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#28

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

The best thing about petite girls, and petite Asian girls in particular, is that my dick looks enormous when they are on the receiving end. But a midget would take things to the level which would blow my mind.

This picture illustrates the idea I'm trying to convey.

[Image: COOH-Sunset-Bar-Club-Mykonos-Facebook-pa...bottle.jpg]
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#29

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

Enjoy guys:

NSFW

http://imgur.com/a/4Tsoc
http://www.nudelas.com/jemma-tiny-suicide-girls/

I wonder how big her tits really are. They look like DDs but then again she is so tiny. Could it be an illusion. B's or C's on such a tiny girl looking like DD's???

Women these days think they can shop for a man like they shop for a purse or a pair of shoes. Sorry ladies. It doesn't work that way.

Women are like sandwiches. All men love sandwiches. That's a given. But sandwiches are only good when they're fresh. Nobody wants a day old sandwich. The bread is all soggy and the meat is spoiled.

-Parlay44 @ http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-35074.html
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#30

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

Quote: (11-13-2015 01:20 AM)Troll King Wrote:  

Enjoy guys:

NSFW

http://imgur.com/a/4Tsoc
http://www.nudelas.com/jemma-tiny-suicide-girls/

I wonder how big her tits really are. They look like DDs but then again she is so tiny. Could it be an illusion. B's or C's on such a tiny girl looking like DD's???

Could be, I've heard of male midgets having average sized penises,that given their stature, makes it seem like they're packing more meat than normal.
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#31

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

Would I bang?

Do any of you guys know what this is?

[Image: el_balero.jpg]
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#32

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

Definitely would happily bang both, but Jemma has a much better body.
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#33

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

Quote: (11-12-2015 04:44 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

You're right she's got the attitude for it but i would only get a blowjob from her under a strict no hands policy. Midgets have short, stubby fingers which is a huge turn-off!

What, are you kidding? I would definitely get a hand job, those tiny hands would make my cock look YUGE! [Image: banana.gif]

"Intellectuals are naturally attracted by the idea of a planned society, in the belief that they will be in charge of it" -Roger Scruton
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#34

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

I like toned, long, and well proportioned legs on a woman so WNB.

Plus she seems too fantasy dwarf like. It would be as if you're fucking something out of middle earth.
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#35

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

LOL
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#36

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

The answer is no.

But I would be fun to get a blow job from her.
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#37

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

Mortal Kombat has a character with a small girl and large hulking dude. I reckon they'd be a unique Halloween couple.
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#38

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

WB, though barely. The way her arms and legs are proportioned compared to her body seems strange and gives off an unnatural vibe to me. Still better than fatties though.

As for "normal" women that are petite, the best bet is probably Philippines, particularly Mindanao or Cebu (where a lot of visayans move to for work). I hooked up with a 23 year old chick over there who was under 150cm and 40kg, but still had curves in the right spots. Well proportioned but miniature sized and super tight, I liked it!

[Image: P1030007_2.jpg]

I also heard the natives of Bali are very short.

If you don't mind danger and ugly faces, you could try venturing into the mountain jungles to hook up with a negrito, though they might shoot you with bows and arrows. Same with the pygmies in Africa.
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#39

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

Question
Do midgets get turned on by midget porn?
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#40

World's Sexiest Midget! Would you Bang? (Brazilian)

WB but I would have to do it with the lights OFF. Looking at her while in the act would kill the boner.
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