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10-27-2015, 12:47 PM
One year I dressed in pajamas and wore a strap on. Chicks were grabbing it all night.
In hindsight, I'd have just taken a Viagra.
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10-27-2015, 01:37 PM
I'll be donning a wig and going as The Donald this year
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10-27-2015, 10:11 PM
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10-28-2015, 06:12 PM
I was thinking about getting a red USA sleeveless shirt with blue short shorts and go as Bruce Jenner the olympian. But, I'd have a pair of tits and a fake dong hanging out of my shorts with "courageous and beautiful" written on my back.
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10-28-2015, 06:17 PM
A Hugh Hefner costume always does well.
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10-29-2015, 08:54 AM
Go as Doc Brown and Marty McFly. Wear a yellow rain coat. Do the pose from the B2FII movie poster
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10-29-2015, 12:06 PM
Go what shows your assets. If your funny be something funny, if your jacked be a spartan warrior.
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10-29-2015, 12:19 PM
I've done Kid Rock before back in my married beta days and couldn't believe the attention I got from chics. I know, surprised me too.
Thinking of doing it again now that I'm ripped and confident. It screams "let's fuck".
Wig, wife beater, fedora, chain necklace.
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10-30-2015, 12:32 AM
Duff Man from the Simpsons- here is why
1.You get to sexualize everything as part of his persona
2. You get to do his trademark hip thrust 'oh yeah' move throughout the night
3. Talking about 'duff man' in the third person is just fun and "duff man wants a three way" is not unimaginable
4. People will buy/ give you beers
5. If you don't get laid as duff man... Well you probably enjoyed too much duff beer
6. You can make the costume by buying a baby blue sweatsuit in the big girl aile, a white tee, a sharpie, and a little creativity.
Best costume/Halloween party of my life for sure!
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10-31-2015, 10:29 PM
I did David Tennant's version of the doctor, mostly because his schtick in that role is very similar to my real life personality.
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11-05-2015, 02:30 PM
I went out on Saturday night in my Dracula costume that I'd made myself about a year and a half ago. It was the Robert Carlyle version. Had a little trouble getting into it since I'd starting lifting not long afterwards.
Not gonna lie, walking around as The Prince of Darkness on Halloween did feel kickass.
Worked out surprisingly well. I got approached by about 3 different groups of girls, some with guys and some without. Made off with a number because of logistical complications but all in all, a pretty fun night.
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10-28-2016, 01:33 PM
Joker would be solid to open up all the Harley Quinns this year. But makeup and all that takes some effort, and would hide your face.
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10-28-2016, 01:48 PM
My old roommate and I are going out as Eskimo Brothers.
Funny matching T-shirts and fur hats. Maybe gloves if its cold out.
I'm anticipating girls will like it, a lot.
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10-28-2016, 02:36 PM
Cowboy. Grab some boots from a 2nd hand store. White t-shirt and some tighter jeans with a belt. Looks good, chicks dig it and it's easy.
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10-28-2016, 03:30 PM
I used dick in a box one year. Just attached a shoe box to my belt. Put one of those mini hotdogs in there. I thought it was funny. Girls didn't. They made me switch to a cucumber. But everyone loved that costume. Everyone wanted to open the box.
This year I'm going as human twister. I've done it before and it's always a solid plan. Plus it's cheap. Buy a white T-shirt and draw some circles on you. Then make the game board yourself. This year I modified it a bit, so theres a big red circle on my dick area and half the board says right hand red (Well in Spanish, I'm celebrating in Colombia this year), and the rest are strategically placed for my chest and ass. Looking forward to this weekend!
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10-28-2016, 04:45 PM
I'm going as Nikki Sixx. I'm thinking of going the whole 9 with the eyeliner. Is that beta?
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10-28-2016, 05:51 PM
I once did a zipper face .. google it . Quite easy to do . You need 1. a beige zip 2. latex glue 3. blood ..... be warned it repels girls like nothing else !
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10-29-2016, 05:34 PM
Not sure it will get me any, but David Wooderson this year.
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10-29-2016, 08:38 PM
Ok I have two costumes available either firefighter or lifeguard. I think I'll use the firefighter one might upload pics too
Wish me luck boy o's
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10-29-2016, 11:00 PM
I am going as Chapo Guzman this year and i'm in Latin America, it looks sick, expect the mask is warm as fuck. Still, girls gonna dig it no doubt.