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Where is your Town's Bike today?
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Where is your Town's Bike today?

I haven't seen a post like this before so I'll add this one

when I was in my teens and early twenties, I lived in a small (20,000 Pop) town and we all sort of knew or knew of each other
The childhood sweethearts would either marry up and pop out kids or split up, she would fuck most of his friends and he would usually hit the road.

In my town there were a good dozen town bikes that were passed around the boys, most were OK looking, a bit chubby or head fucked but eventually after a few kids settled for what they could get, working beta boys

There was however two women that were smart and very good looking (solid 9-9.5) who loved to fuck the 'bad boys' (always older men)
Bronnie was a brown eyed brunette, perk titties and had all the right shapes, she could have bagged the wealthiest guy, best sportsman, doctor...whatever but she liked to fuck bikies and drug dealers.
I worked with her on Saturday mornings and sometimes she would tell me what she'd gotten up to (she was 3 years older than me)
I thought she was cool but a total slut, her confessions made me want to bust a nut every time I saw her.

Bronnie went to Japan and 'worked' there for nearly 10 years in bars and clubs. She went back to our hometown at around 30. She had lost her spark and was extremely quiet, rarely went out and mostly kept to herself. Today she is partnered up with a small time drug dealer, teaches basket weaving (not joking) and rents and shitty little house. On the side she paints and sells her work

The other woman Tanya was a blue eyed blonde, fit as fuck and really knew how to use her assets, she liked fucking married men, bikies, professionals, athletes...anyone that would take care of her
Because she fucked so many men she got a bad rep and fucked off to Sydney. There she worked as a stripper and eventually became prostitute for the next 5 years and died of an overdose of heroine at age 23

Tanya was one of those live hard die young sort of women and it was no surprise to me she died that way but Bronnie still intrigues me, I mean she was smart, vivacious and fucking sexy but gave it all up for 12 odd years of cock hopping
I can't imagine what goes through her head now.

The reason these two really stick in my head is that they were both highly intellegent, most women with hot looks use it to marry up to the best they can get before the wall slaps them around
A smart woman with great looks and huge sexual apetite (exceptionally rare combo) only has to keep her legs closed long enough and marry up a man who is wealthy or a high status professional or a sports star or any combination of these and they are set for life
These two were just smart sexy town bikes

What happened to your town bikes?
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Where is your Town's Bike today?

How many professional athletes and drug dealers lived in your town of 20,000?
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The whores I have known are on second or third marriages 25 years after high school.
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Quote: (10-07-2015 09:17 PM)Vanguard Wrote:  

I clicked on this thread thinking I would be hearing about public transportation, instead I got a story about two girls named Bonnie and Tanya.

That's pretty much the definition of a pleasant surprise.

Both of the stories are good, especially Bronnie's:

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Bronnie went to Japan and 'worked' there for nearly 10 years in bars and clubs. She went back to our hometown at around 30. She had lost her spark and was extremely quiet, rarely went out and mostly kept to herself. Today she is partnered up with a small time drug dealer, teaches basket weaving (not joking) and rents and shitty little house. On the side she paints and sells her work

A classic little tale, I'll remember it.

same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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I've brought this up before and gotten flack. Taken as a point from the OP's post.

Really if you wanted to fuck as many of the hottest girls as possible especially in the younger years from puberty to probably somewhere in the early 30s as a guy your best shot is shady cocaine/ecstasy dealer with rich kid friends/clients. You get to be every hot rich piece of ass's party phase mistake slut story.

You might go further and be the guy that bangs that dead 38 year old dermatologist.

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Quote: (10-07-2015 09:16 PM)Only One Man Wrote:  

How many professional athletes and drug dealers lived in your town of 20,000?

We're Australians. There's only 23 million of us in a country the size of the USA, and 6.6 million of those are foreign born immigrants. The small town where I was born has produced a large number of famous athletes, and drug culture is deeply-ingrained. There's little else to do.

We were a very backwards country and didn't really catch up with the rest of the world until the late 90's, with the internet. Hell, when I want to see media depictions that match my childhood, I don't look to the 1970's - it's the American post-war and early-1950's that ring familiar to me.

As for Town Bikes - I love Sloot Stories, and being a Houso Kid, I knew heaps of them. I spoke of one on here a few days back, but I remember a few more.

One died of a drug overdose about 10 years back after going on and off the game - (aussie slang for hooking) - she was looking rough in the last few years of her life but back in her glory days had multiple men fighting over her.

She was a few years older than me, but thanked me for taxing (aussie slang for stealing) her a carton of smokes from the corner shop when I was 15 with a handjob. (I talked her down - she offered me head - but I'd heard stories from older kids that there was this thing called Herpes, and she had cold sores). She did it whilst she had a smoke, flicking ash.

There was a rumour going around before she died that she'd had a train pulled on her on one of the town club's courtesy buses after a night out. I was shopping with my old man a few months before she died, and she approached us and was saying how she remembered when I was just this little kid. After she left, Dad then wanted to know if the stories about her were true, 'cause the shit he'd heard about her was legendary. Think about that: her sloothood was cross-generational.

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Another Sloot immigrated to America to escape her past as the Army Bike after some pics of her taking DP from two soliders were shared around on base. She married some overweight beta yank and left the country. I see she finally had a kid, (she'd had multiple abortions - one of which I drove her to - including a couple of ones from her previous husband, which she later told him about purely to hurt him).

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A third Sloot latched onto a Beta mate of mine after becoming used goods in the eyes of the local footy players. She shocked us all by fucking herself with a hairbrush in mixed company, then ran off with his engagement ring. All the girlfriends bitched that she kept trying to hit on them behind his back so said she must have been a Lemon - (old aussie slang for lesbians, and it's only just occurred to me it might be because Lesbians are so universally bitter and sour). I saw her 15 years later up on stage at a biker rally, stark naked and spread-legged, and thought "Yeah, that's pretty much where I'd expect her to be".
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^^^

Can you provide any information about their upbringing? What turned them into sluts in the first place?
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There's some freak of nature stuff going down in Oz and I'm not talking about the human eating spiders.
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I feel that this thread needs some Dr. Howard.

same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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Where is your Town's Bike today?

Quote: (10-08-2015 05:54 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

I feel that this thread needs some Dr. Howard.

I was actually waiting for a really good El Mech story. There has to be one. I would contribute to this thread, but I'm from way too small of a town, so I'll keep it to myself.
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Engaged to a medical professional a few hours down south. Bet you he doesn't know about the gangbangs she was in.

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Quote: (10-08-2015 05:54 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

I feel that this thread needs some Dr. Howard.

Sorry to disappoint but I don't have any really good "where is the town bike now" stories. I left my high school town and friends behind after I graduated and then left the country and I only talk to one of them.

The only ones I know through other people, seem to have ended up with dudes that burnt themselves out as much as the sluts did with drugs, partying and banging the bikes.

the "bikes" aka super sluts never seemed to master the "whore in the sheets, lady on the streets" mantra, they just went with "24/7 whore" and ended up living with a man of the same status. Sort of that blue collar, domestic violence, kids toys all over the front yard and a 20 year old rusty minivan lifestyle.

The sluts that also knew how to play the social game aka college whores are the ones I know that are married to beta providers that don't know any better.

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Small town of 15,000. This girl a year older than me was the baddest bitch in our school. Blonde hair, smallish but perky tits, standout track athlete with the ass and legs to match. She just had that oozing sexuality too. Always had her back aggressively arched sticking her ass out in yoga pants type look. Everyone wanted to fuck this chick. One of my boys was beating it up for most of junior and senior year, he was basically the stud football player at our school. Thing is, he had it pretty much locked down, and while she made out with some different dudes at parties only one or two other dudes hit it.

She went to a big party university and became a Delta Gamma (sorority with a rep for being party girl coke sluts) and thus began her metamorphis.... God only knows how much dick she took that first year. By the time she was back she was a full blown dick hound, with an alcohol problem to boot. That summer I don't remember her ever not being blackout at a house party, and she was getting straight up passed around. I can remember a handful of nights where she got smashed out by more than one dude. Two of them stick out:

Classic high school house party that got out of hand, everyone tanked, she's making out with everyone in sight (I think it ended up being 6 or 7) and finally this sort of edgy alternative kid disappears with her. She's back 30 min later looking like she just got a (beta) dicking.. A little later I see my friend (who's house it is) taking her by the hand upstairs with a handle of hennessy in the other (we used to think it was cool to by handles of this shit and goose and tug from the bottle lol..). A little later she comes down looking like a mess. Funny part was, she's just wearing her lingere and shes got one tit hanging out of her bra and no clue about it. She stumbled around the party like this for like 10 minutes until one of her friends fixed it.

Other one - basically same situation, she gets hammered, fucks some dude from the town next to us and then gets back to drinking. Eventually she starts puking and they get her out on the front lawn. Shes out there half crying and whining for someone to "wash this shit off me!" One of my boys grabs a garden hose and starts to hose her down, right in the front lawn haha. Shortly after that some dirty opportunistic bastard took her back to another bedroom..

Pretty sure two different betas with no fucking clue wifed her up, first ended up catching her fucking some random dude, another made the same mistake. They may still be together or maybe shes on the third by now, don't really know.

The kicker is that she basically fucked every dude in my social circle EXCEPT me, even though I made aggressive advances a couple times. I dated her best friend in high school and I think that's part of it, but still... Did get two different handjobs, though.

In the words of my friend the football player "she went from sugar to shit"
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I come from a town of 10,000 (actually from a smaller town of 2000 nearby but went to school in the bigger town) and we had a number of these girls.
Girls with nick names like "20 cents" (20 cent hooker), "fish fingers" (apparently caught fingering herself in the toilets) and "Titanic" (Goes down as soon as the party starts).

It's only been a little over a decade since I left school and I don't think anyone has died (few blokes wrote themselves off drink driving) but most of those girls didn't end up leaving and so popped out a kid or 5 to typical barely-made-it-through-high-school blue collar types.

One girl from my school who used to "dress to kill" as my Dad put it, ended up doing a girl-on-girl photo shoot with FHM (Local softcore lads mag) but I don't know whats happened to her since.

There was a girl from my college who was tiny and on some kind of medication that she wasn't supposed to drink on but she did anyway and it made her super fucked up. She was a complete slut for the footy jocks and made it through most of them. The final straw came when pictures of her being toe banged by one of the dudes in a hot tub while all the other dudes stood around and watched went up on Facebook.
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