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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

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The guy you see pictured above is evidently having some trouble with the ladies.

J.J. Watt of the Houston Texans claims that it isn't due to a lack of trying. It's just that a combination of his insanely busy schedule and his status as a rich and famous NFL star have made it extremely difficult for him to find someone he deems worthy of a long-term relationship.

"People [I know] think that I've never dated before, or whatever," Watt says. "But I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm just unsuccessful. My schedule's so crazy and life's so busy, it just hasn't worked."

"You don't know who wants you for you, who wants you for the money, who wants you for the fame. You have no idea. And how would you know? There's no way. So that's why you try and rely on family and friends. And then you talk about celebrities with other celebrities . . . someone who's in a similar situation, so you know that they already have money and fame.

"But you can't think about love on paper like that. If you're thinking like that -- 'Does this person want me for me?' -- then you're gonna have a hell of a hard time falling in love, 'cause you're constantly thinking about what they look like on paper. Trust me, it's a lot more difficult than I wish it was -- but I'm sure hoping to find the right one."

Watt may have yet to find that special someone. But if he's finding himself to be a bit lonely from time to time, we have an idea of who he might holler at to (temporarily) fill that void in his life.

http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/09/j-...e=facebook
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"You don't know who wants you for you, who wants you for the money, who wants you for the fame. You have no idea. And how would you know? There's no way. So that's why you try and rely on family and friends. And then you talk about celebrities with other celebrities . . . someone who's in a similar situation, so you know that they already have money and fame.

This stood out to me. Sounds like he needs to develop a finer filter and know the red flags.

I think there is a way to find out these things, subtly.

You're rich, powerful, shredded, and well known. There are downsides even in that situation.

You have to deal the cards you're dealt with - float a couple of plates, make sure to get NDA's, trust no bitch (unfortunately how it is).

Sounds like this guy feels lonely, in need of a girl to fill some emptyness, which is never a bad thing.

It also sounds like he's trying to lock somethine down and have children, you can't blame biology on that.

But what's the solution ? Marry some chick who has the 50/50 probability of divorce raping you and taking away your kids ?

Go overseas to an unknown country, marry a chick, bring her back to the states, then maybe have her get corrupted by western women ?

I don't see an out for him when it comes to quality women.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

Sounds like a "Rich & Famous Men Still Get Played" thread waiting to happen if he's advertising like this.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

He puts it out there that he's looking for a relationship or even a wife, thus attracting a ton of sloots looking for a provider. He pumps and dumps and moves on but still maintains he marketable "good guy" image.

Game recognized.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

without knowing him, or his story, I'll guess the following:
1. Small town hero, comes from a decent family.
2. Focused on his career, has limited people skills since he has an agent and other people taking care of business.

If so, it is understandable.

However, if Captainstabbin knows something I don't (good chance of that), then not only "Game Recognized" but - PR Greatness.

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Dude confessed to blushing like a little girl after meeting Jennifer Anniston whom I personally think already hit the wall years ago. He is J.J Freaking Watt for Christ's sake. I'll go with the small town hero with limited people skills as echoed by TheMaleBrain.

Then again, Wisconsin is a big college football program and he was a star there. I think he got a fair amount of tail thrown his way by the coeds there. I really don't know what angel he is playing because the dude can walk into any venue and swop the best talent there by just saying I'm J.J Watt bitch.
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Quote: (09-17-2015 02:39 PM)anal? Wrote:  

Dude confessed to blushing like a little girl after meeting Jennifer Anniston whom I personally think already hit the wall years ago. He is J.J Freaking Watt for Christ's sake. I'll go with the small town hero with limited people skills as echoed by TheMaleBrain.

Then again, Wisconsin is a big college football program and he was a star there. I think he got a fair amount of tail thrown his way by the coeds there. I really don't know what angel he is playing because the dude can walk into any venue and swop the best talent there by just saying I'm J.J Watt bitch.

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Quote: (09-17-2015 02:25 PM)TheMaleBrain Wrote:  

without knowing him, or his story, I'll guess the following:
1. Small town hero, comes from a decent family.
2. Focused on his career, has limited people skills since he has an agent and other people taking care of business.

If so, it is understandable.

However, if Captainstabbin knows something I don't (good chance of that), then not only "Game Recognized" but - PR Greatness.

I know a bunch of dudes who played football in college and 2 who made it to the NFL - it's not a lot of inside info, but it's enough to guess what his life has been like since 15 or 16.

Dudes like Watt aren't just thrown into stardom, he was the best athlete in his high school, lettered in 4 sports, voted MVP at Wisconsin and has had a stellar pro career so far.

Believe me, at every step of the way, chicks have been throwing themselves at him - especially since college. The only way he wasn't banging everything in sight is if he had some Tebow-like virginity pledge.

He still seems shy around women because he never had to learn Game in the traditional sense. He never had to have conversations with women beyond, "Yes, I'm that JJ Watt." His Game is simple and effective, banging chicks without dispelling their fantasy that they are going to be Mrs. Watt.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

I think he's justifiably paranoid.

It also brings to mind a hilarious quote from Eminem that I just read in a book, "There Goes Gravity: A Life in Rock and Roll" by veteran rock scribe Lisa Robinson.

The author was interviewing Eminem after his divorce from Kim. He was complaining that he didn't feel comfortable dating fans or groupies because he never could be sure if they liked him for his money, fame, or himself.

"So why not try dating someone famous?" asked Robinson.

He replied that he tried that, but "they were even crazier than me." Hahahaha.

Moral: Wealth and fame don't protect you from getting played. In fact, they make problems even worse in some ways.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

He grew up with values and hard work, he was probably raised to be a gentlemen and treat people decently.

That stuff made him the monster player that he is.

But he is probably just confused as fuck over the nonsense he sees.

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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

Quote: (09-17-2015 01:30 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

He puts it out there that he's looking for a relationship or even a wife, thus attracting a ton of sloots looking for a provider. He pumps and dumps and moves on but still maintains he marketable "good guy" image.

Game recognized.

That was my impression too. I'm pretty sure the guy's just saying that because well....what every player knows. You sell the dream and always dangle it just out of reach.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

Quote: (09-17-2015 03:05 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

Dudes like Watt aren't just thrown into stardom, he was the best athlete in his high school, lettered in 4 sports, voted MVP at Wisconsin and has had a stellar pro career so far.

Actually, Watt was a two-star recruit coming out of high school and started his collegiate career at Central Michigan.

Dude has worked his ass off to get to where he is.

Two-star recruits out of high school who end up at schools like Central Michigan don't typically become two-time Defensive Player of the Year winners in the NFL.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

Didn't he already have a girlfriend?
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

He from Pewaukee WI which is a small town, yet it's only 20 miles from downtown Milwaukee. Essentially a suburb.

I think any problem he has is more related to his insane schedule and work ethic which leaves him little free time to meet anyone let alone nurture a relationship.

As has been said, he can walk in any club in Houston (or most anywhere really) and pull prodigious tang. He's looking for more than random ass however.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

Game or not, that is a quality problem to have.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

He appears to be twerking down at least 8 points... maybe someone should tell him about the forum
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Quote: (09-17-2015 12:48 PM)jariel Wrote:  

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The guy you see pictured above is evidently having some trouble with the ladies.

J.J. Watt of the Houston Texans claims that it isn't due to a lack of trying. It's just that a combination of his insanely busy schedule and his status as a rich and famous NFL star have made it extremely difficult for him to find someone he deems worthy of a long-term relationship.

http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/09/j-...e=facebook

Translation - he's pumping and dumping more than the Exon Valdez. I can't believe people are taking this at face value, there is a 90% chance it was given to him by his publicist. If it wasn't, his buddies thought it up in the locker room as an even easier way to have women throw themselves at him.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend

Quote: (09-17-2015 03:05 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (09-17-2015 02:39 PM)anal? Wrote:  

Dude confessed to blushing like a little girl after meeting Jennifer Anniston whom I personally think already hit the wall years ago. He is J.J Freaking Watt for Christ's sake. I'll go with the small town hero with limited people skills as echoed by TheMaleBrain.

Then again, Wisconsin is a big college football program and he was a star there. I think he got a fair amount of tail thrown his way by the coeds there. I really don't know what angel he is playing because the dude can walk into any venue and swop the best talent there by just saying I'm J.J Watt bitch.

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I don't know about you guys but I'd still get tongue tied if I met Jennifer Aniston in person.

It's it just me or do I enjoy the older version of Aniston than the one from Friends? I must admit few women age like wine and she is in that category.
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Quote: (09-17-2015 05:20 PM)MdWanderer Wrote:  

Quote: (09-17-2015 03:05 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (09-17-2015 02:39 PM)anal? Wrote:  

Dude confessed to blushing like a little girl after meeting Jennifer Anniston whom I personally think already hit the wall years ago. He is J.J Freaking Watt for Christ's sake. I'll go with the small town hero with limited people skills as echoed by TheMaleBrain.

Then again, Wisconsin is a big college football program and he was a star there. I think he got a fair amount of tail thrown his way by the coeds there. I really don't know what angel he is playing because the dude can walk into any venue and swop the best talent there by just saying I'm J.J Watt bitch.

[Image: watch-out-we-got-a-bad-ass-over-here.jpg]

I don't know about you guys but I'd still get tongue tied if I met Jennifer Aniston in person.

It's it just me or do I enjoy the older version of Aniston than the one from Friends? I must admit few women age like wine and she is in that category.

It's just you.

Women aging like wine? LOL
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Quote: (09-17-2015 05:20 PM)MdWanderer Wrote:  

It's it just me or do I enjoy the older version of Aniston than the one from Friends? I must admit few women age like wine and she is in that category.

Providing her pussy isn't dry like you're just friends, you're good to go my friend.
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There's rumors around Houston that he's gay or a virgin like Tebow. He does some questionable things off the field that have people wondering. Every single girl I know in Houston would jump his bones if given the opportunity. How he's single in a city like Houston is beyond me, he is like a God here.
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I'm glad I came here to discuss this because many sports sites have started throwing out the all-too-predictable "He must be gay" trope.


Times change, shaming tactics never will.


Now, others have said he's not most socially adept, despite his charisma displayed in the media.... as with many and I'd have to agree. But with that being said, I've seen absolutely socially awkward football players in college have relatively little difficulty in pulling, even at colleges where football isn't at nearly as high of a premium as it is in the SEC.


Shit, the Colt's current star had a bombshell of a girlfriend *before* it was even known he'd become the Heisman candidate / elite franchise QB. And everyone knows he's quite a bit of a goofball.
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Gmac: yes she didn't age that badly as compared to some of her 40 year old counterparts but I think she has definitely Hit the wall judging by those wrinkles.

J.J Watt is also a celebrity and If I were in his place I wouldn't be that star struck when I can literally fly into any state and get the hottest tail.
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Quote: (09-17-2015 04:41 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

He from Pewaukee WI which is a small town, yet it's only 20 miles from downtown Milwaukee. Essentially a suburb.

I think any problem he has is more related to his insane schedule and work ethic which leaves him little free time to meet anyone let alone nurture a relationship.

As has been said, he can walk in any club in Houston (or most anywhere really) and pull prodigious tang. He's looking for more than random ass however.

Seconded. JJ Watt came out of UW madison the year before Russell Wilson. Same college environment (Madison is a poosy paradise for young men), both have fame and money yet look at the results. Wilson is retarded when it comes to women, wifing up sluts and Watts keeps his distance while enjoying himself.

Watts is a smart dude from what I can figure from interviews. The guy says he hasn't touched a dime of his NFL salary and just lives off of endorsements, he seems to stay out of trouble and carries himself intelligently in interviews.

He seems like one of those dudes that can walk the line of enjoying himself without getting into trouble, he's probably just dispensing truth that his gold digger radar goes off when he dates as every whore in a 10 mile radius is onto him. This is opposed to Wilson who doesn't seem to know when he's getting played.

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