[iop890]

"Achmed, do some nerdy shit for the camera! Quick, open this word document full of gibberish. Now hold this tool you've never seen before and push it against this circuit board I found at salvation army."

Achmed will take us to the stars, guys.

[kaotic]

Why would he hold a soldering iron like that and hold a motherboard/control board up like that ?

I remember a relative of mine would build and solder things back in the late 80's early 90's when I was just a child.

He had a desk, the circuit board would lay flat, even if he was removing something he had a sponge, next to him, and not let it dangle like this kids doing.

Who would solder like this when putting or removing a chip ?

What's with the cluster fuck of electronics under his arms ?

[iop890]

(09-24-2015 01:55 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Why would he hold a soldering iron like that and hold a motherboard/control board up like that ?

I remember a relative of mine would build and solder things back in the late 80's early 90's when I was just a child.

He had a desk, the circuit board would lay flat, even if he was removing something he had a sponge, next to him, and not let it dangle like this kids doing.

Who would solder like this when putting or removing a chip ?

What's with the cluster fuck of electronics under his arms ?

Looks like he's trying to take off that IC, but he's going to burn his hand doing it like that. Lucky for him the soldering iron isn't even plugged in so he has nothing to worry about.

Cluster fucks of electronics make you look like a "tech geek", just like having an unstructured word document open on your PC.

[porscheguy]

Does Achmed realize that every time a girl goes to his Facebook in hopes that he's got a little fame game, her pussy dries up and coughs out a tumbleweed upon seeing ^ picture?

[iop890]

From that awful Comedy Central interview:

Achmed Wrote:

I built more stuff that was more complicated, like, CPUs, soldering them.

Holy fuck Achmed can build CPUs with a soldering iron. Achmed confirmed for Tesla reincarnated.

[Scesci]

Quote:

just like having unstructured word document open on your PC.

Oh boy, kid seriously need a PR agent. If using scrambled text gets stale you can always use the old trick of displaying a google image search of control panels


This remind me when i was younger and tried to impress my friends using an Aston Shell skin on my windows xp, then if i really wanted to impress like that one time in high school when i sitted next to this hot girl on computer class, i would acess http://hackertyper.net/ , start mashing the keys and immediatly closed the windows if someone peeked, so fucking stupid... but worked everytime

[UncleSam]

Look, now he is a chemistry expert. Kid is a genius.

Ahmed Mohammed and Dr. Oz

[kaotic]

Dr. Oz is such a cucking fag hag.

I don't watch TV but just from this clip he just seems like an ass hat.

The kid barely sounds like he knows what he's doing and the he was put up to the task, why aren't they showing some of his inventions or how to build another clock ?

I like how they name drop "Diabolical Plan" a few times, funny how this isn't even in front of a studio audience.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(09-24-2015 03:47 PM)UncleSam Wrote:  

Look, now he is a chemistry expert. Kid is a genius.

Ahmed Mohammed and Dr. Oz

That is impressive stuff for an 8-10 year old. At age 14 however you should already be competing in the Chemistry Olympiads. Ages 15-18 is where the winners are often found.

I took part when I was 14 and 15 at the local and national ones. Trust me - I studied back then quite hard and got some 14th place at my best result. Not only is the average IQ of most guys there above 140, but many study a lot and do it with great passion.

While there are some guys who are not overly eloquent, that Ahmed kid does not sound too bright either. But I guess freezing things with liquid nitrogen is as impressive a feat as taking apart a purchased clock and putting it in a pencil case = IT's SCIENCE.

How stupid do the elite think are the masses by now? I guess Dr. Oz deserves standing ovations for ushering through that little "genius" through his amazing experiment.

[UncleSam]

(09-24-2015 04:11 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

While there are some guys who are not overly eloquent, that Ahmed kid does not sound too bright either.

I noticed this too. This kid is just awkward and is barely able to speak proper english.
But libtards will rationalize this away I'm sure. I mean Stephen Hawking sits in a f.ing wheelchair and doesn't speak at all, right?

[Brodiaga]

(09-24-2015 01:55 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Why would he hold a soldering iron like that and hold a motherboard/control board up like that ?

I remember a relative of mine would build and solder things back in the late 80's early 90's when I was just a child.

He had a desk, the circuit board would lay flat, even if he was removing something he had a sponge, next to him, and not let it dangle like this kids doing.

Who would solder like this when putting or removing a chip ?

What's with the cluster fuck of electronics under his arms ?

Exactly, that's how my cousin used to do it when I was a kid. He would put a circuit board on a table and then solder very carefully. When I tried soldering, that's how I did it too.

This photo is bullshit.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

Been at NaSA:



Maybe he showed them how he "made" his clock, so that the NASA propaganda scientists (who were caught falsifying temperature data during the Climate-Gate affair) can be duly impressed by the new generation of genius - no skill necessary, you just have to be PC enough.

[CH-Toronto]

"My favorite inventor"

[philosophical_recovery]

(09-25-2015 11:52 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

Been at NaSA:



Maybe he showed them how he "made" his clock, so that the NASA propaganda scientists (who were caught falsifying temperature data during the Climate-Gate affair) can be duly impressed by the new generation of genius - no skill necessary, you just have to be PC enough.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

Someone made this little comparison about the crazy double-edged nature of the media - also police treatment by the way:

   
   

Ahmed's Gofundme page has 8000$ in it - maybe Obama wants to donate the remaining 52.000$, because it doesn't look as if even the brainwashed population is going to fund this little "genius".

[Blaster]

It looks like Snopes has been infected by SJW.

Unremarkable except that it was so predictable. Snopes earned its reputation evaluating urban legends using strict empirical methods. It became respected as a source of truth. It shows up near the top of google search results if you look for Ahmed Bomb Hoax. The authority it has earned makes it a perfect host for ideological parasites seeking to cash in on that credibility to spread propaganda. If you look at the author's history, you'll find it's just a mundane sensationalized newsfeed/blog.

I wonder when they sold out.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(10-13-2015 09:42 AM)Blaster Wrote:  

It looks like Snopes has been infected by SJW.

Unremarkable except that it was so predictable. Snopes earned its reputation evaluating urban legends using strict empirical methods. It became respected as a source of truth. It shows up near the top of google search results if you look for Ahmed Bomb Hoax. The authority it has earned makes it a perfect host for ideological parasites seeking to cash in on that credibility to spread propaganda. If you look at the author's history, you'll find it's just a mundane sensationalized newsfeed/blog.

I wonder when they sold out.

Listen - all mainstream media is sold out and has been for a long time:

http://beforeitsnews.com/opinion-conserv...37944.html

Before that buy-off they even did a study on how many newspapers they needed to buy in order to control most of the narrative.

And that is 100 years ago - it has become much more refined and infiltrated now. Operation Mockingbird of the CIA has been publicized, but I doubt there is much "independence" left at all.

Even if Snopes hasn't been founded by the globalist powers, then they were quickly their darlings being invited to CNN etc. nonstop because they "debunked" many so-called conspiracies or myths while basing their information on mainstream data.

That is of course bullshit, since you rely on faulty data or don't see the big picture. It's even possible that they have been operatives from the start.

So yeah - Snopes and other "Debunking" websites have been sold out from the start - dishing out some truth and then a bucket full of lies whenever it really counts.

Why should it surprise you? Is Roosh getting invitations by CNN? Of course not, because he is not sold out, is not brainwashed enough and could voice uncomfortable opinions that the people could actually agree with.

[WalterBlack]

Ahmed Mohamed: US 'clock boy' meets Sudan leader

Quote:

The 14-year-old American who made headlines after being arrested for bringing a homemade clock to school has met Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir.

Ahmed Mohamed and his family were received at a presidential compound in Sudan's capital Khartoum on Wednesday, according to state-run radio.

The Texan teenager was pulled out of class and handcuffed because a teacher mistook his clock for a bomb.

His arrest was sharply criticised and the police declined to file charges.

The boy's father, Mohamed Hassan al-Sufi, is a Sudanese immigrant to the US and a former presidential candidate who ran against Mr Bashir.

The Sudan leader is wanted by the International Criminal Court for alleged war crimes in Darfur, which he denies.

Ahmed said he was pleased to meet the president and vowed to return one day with a new invention, according to the radio broadcast.

He has also been invited to the White House by US President Barack Obama, who tweeted his support after the incident.

Nasa scientists and Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg also praised the boy's initiative.

The police rejected a suggestion by Ahmed's family that he was detained because he was Muslim.

So what's Omar al-Bashir like?

Accusations against Omar al-Bashir

Quote:

Genocide

•Killing members of the Fur, Masalit and Zaghawa ethnic groups

•Causing these groups serious bodily or mental harm

•Inflicting conditions of life calculated to bring about these groups' physical destruction

Crimes against humanity

•Murder

•Extermination

•Forcible transfer

•Rape

•Torture

War crimes

•Attacks on civilians in Darfur

•Pillaging towns and villages

Omar al-Bashir seems like a nice guy

[Col. Tigh]

^^^ That kid, while a pawn of his father, totally made a bitch out of Omar al-Bashir. He wrapped his left hand around his shoulder, for chrissake!

While I'm convinced this kid's "invention" was a very poorly disguised successful media manipulation on behalf of his wannabe jihadi father, nonetheless, this kid made al-Bashir look like a docile bitch in that photo. And that photo will spread around the world. Bravo, little wannabe-jihadi kid, bravo.

[Phoenix]

(10-16-2015 12:36 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  

'clock boy' meets Sudan leader

I would far prefer the term 'clock faggot'.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(10-16-2015 02:10 PM)Col. Tigh Wrote:  

^^^ That kid, while a pawn of his father, totally made a bitch out of Omar al-Bashir. He wrapped his left hand around his shoulder, for chrissake!

I think I'll side with Heartiste here: unsmilingly and condescendingly not paying any attention to the person "lobstering" you carries far more weight:



https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/08/...the-alpha/

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(10-17-2015 12:37 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(10-16-2015 02:10 PM)Col. Tigh Wrote:  

^^^ That kid, while a pawn of his father, totally made a bitch out of Omar al-Bashir. He wrapped his left hand around his shoulder, for chrissake!

I think I'll side with Heartiste here: unsmilingly and condescendingly not paying any attention to the person "lobstering" you carries far more weight:
..

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/08/...the-alpha/

Good stuff - body language moves can be misleading:



Ahmed does the shoulder move again. But Sergey wins in my opinion - not even touching him. If he were more erect and upright, then Ahmed would look more stupid and lopsided.



Here Ahmed leaning in to the Turkish prime minister.



Again Ahmed's shoulder move - he dares doing it only on the woman on his right. Prime minister does the move as well, but with his back straight.



Ahmed wins the body-language battle against NYC comptroller who gets owned by a 14 puny year old.



NYC mayor here. I must say - that boy probably got coaching, because at home he looks like that:





Here he met his master and was at a limit of his shoulder move.

Someone is coaching the little brat and milking it for the global xenophobia campaign so that more Western countries accept Muslim migrants and "check their privilege".

Sergey Brin's reaction was the clearest so far.

Hm - looks like the funding has managed 20.000$. Though initially he wanted 100.000$, but I guess they realized that they wouldn't get it.
Just saw that he has 2 funding campaigns - one for the college fund one for a scholarship. The scholarship one has run it's course it seems with 8.000$. Still - not bad making 28.000$. He might have gotten cash from the various parties, "expenses" and may even procure a marketing deal in the Islamic world. All in all he and his father can net 100.000$ or more if some NGO is additionally funding them.

https://www.launchgood.com/project/istandwithahmed#/
https://www.gofundme.com/istandwithahmed

[Samseau]

I'm simply amazed at the level of propaganda Ahmed represents.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

This whole story takes me back to one of my favorite comedy shows:

[porscheguy]

I wonder if he's received an income tax bill for all the free shit he's getting?