[joseywales]

Man, meth will make you do some crazy stuff.

http://www.abc3340.com/story/29990419/po...her-vagina

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Police: Woman had loaded handgun inside her vagina
Posted: Sep 09, 2015 10:10 AM CST
Updated: Sep 09, 2015 10:10 AM CST

Ashley Cecilia Castaneda (Photo courtesy: Waco Police Department)
Ashley Cecilia Castaneda (Photo courtesy: Waco Police Department)

WACO, Texas (KOMO) -- A woman who was arrested for drug possession during a traffic stop in Texas was found to have a fully-loaded gun hidden inside her vagina, according to Waco Police.

Waco officers pulled over a car just before 11 p.m. Monday for a traffic violation and found the driver, who they identified as 30-year-old Gabriel Garcia, had 2.7 grams meth concealed under his seat, according to investigators.

A further search revealed his passenger, who they identified as 31-year-old Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, had 29.5 grams of meth and a set of digital weighing scales in her purse.

Both were arrested and charged with possession of meth in a Drug Free Zone, Waco Police said. The traffic stop occurred near an elementary school.

However, as the woman was being taken to the jail, she told officers she had hidden a handgun inside her vagina.

Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched the woman, discovering she had in fact placed a loaded .22 semi-automatic Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity, Waco police said. The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets.

Here's a picture of the woman:



Here's a representative pic of her huge cooch:

[QuietDog]

These alliterative thread titles sound moronic

[Cr33pin]

(09-09-2015 01:03 PM)QuietDog Wrote:  

These alliterative thread titles sound moronic

I like to think its fad that will pass.....

[Belgrano]

She obviously just did it to distract the cops and prevent them from finding her main weapon system:

[Hotwheels]

(09-09-2015 01:11 PM)Celtic_Austrian Wrote:  

Obviously she just did it to distract the cops and prevent them from finding her main weapon system:

I love 60's hairstyles.

[Going strong]

If she has a son next year, I guess we'd call him, a real son of a gun...

Question is, which ".22 semi-automatic Smith and Wesson pistol" was inside her? This one??:

[Tex]

(09-09-2015 01:03 PM)QuietDog Wrote:  

These alliterative thread titles sound moronic

You don't like Steve Mcmahon-style thread titles?

[Shrodax]

Goddamn, another one? Are pussy pistols the latest fashion trend? I keep seeing a story about one popping up every few months.

Here are a few more I found from just a quick Google search:

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Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought to Kingsport jail, where cops found the tiny gun concealed in her private parts, cops said.

A female cop was performing a routine search when she noticed an "unknown object" in Archer's groin.

She and another female officer then took the blond perp into the bathroom, where they discovered the 4-inch North American Arms 22LR revolver.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.1765910

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An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.

The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris, who is seen at right.

In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.

The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/l...ina-687341

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Police arrested a 20-year-old Gary woman early Friday after she allegedly fired three gunshots at the man who repossessed her car from the Woodlake Village apartments parking lot, police said.

Minutes after the repo driver called police to report the occupants of a white Pontiac had followed him from the apartment complex and the female passenger shot at him, Patrolman Phil Cook located the car on 5th Avenue at the entrance to Interstate 94.

After a search of the white Pontiac, police did not immediately locate a weapon, but Cook noticed the woman had her hand inside her pants and called Lt. Dawn Westerfield to the scene. Westerfield discovered the barrel of a loaded .38-caliber Colt revolver protruding from the woman's vagina and removed the handgun, which had three spent rounds, the report states.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/po...story.html

[Aquiles_Baesta_Parada]

(09-09-2015 01:14 PM)Going strong Wrote:  

If she has a son next year, I guess we'd call him, a real son of a gun...

[BortimusPrime]

Oprah already did it in South Park.

[MikeS]

(09-09-2015 02:54 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Oprah already did it in South Park.

Wasn't that a (s)nuke?

[samsamsam]

That is a big vagina.

[BortimusPrime]

(09-09-2015 03:01 PM)MikeS Wrote:  

(09-09-2015 02:54 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Oprah already did it in South Park.

Wasn't that a (s)nuke?

A Million Little Fibers

[eljeffster]

Talk about blowing your load. . .

[Oz.]

I wonder if all the inside jokes in this thread fit inside her vagina

[Conscious Pirate]

Haters gonna hate. Love the thread title. Props for the thought spent.

And yeah, punani pistols are a thing now, I guess.

[Conscious Pirate]

on second thought...

Gunt.

[Ingocnito]

If the glove fits wear it?

[Suits]

(09-09-2015 01:03 PM)QuietDog Wrote:  

These alliterative thread titles sound moronic

[Paracelsus]

Looking forward to Roosh's book Bang Texas.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(09-09-2015 01:03 PM)QuietDog Wrote:  

These alliterative thread titles sound moronic

It has become a bit tiring because of overuse, but it will always be impressive!

[CynicalContrarian]

Gives would bang?, new meaning!

Ouch!