[el mechanico]

I was running an errand today and noticed that there were a bunch of young girls in bikinis at the car wash just standing around. I never noticed before because I usually am driving past it at 70.I asked and apparently its like that everyday.
I went to a dirt parking lot and got my car filthy,,So any openers?

[Pete]

damn. that sounds like a good business idea...

[Kickb]

"Your cars filthy!"
"You should see my dick"

I can't think of anything

[ForbiddenDonut]

Take your shirt off before hand. Leave car. When they are in the middle of washing your car approach them, say "Ladies!!!", when they look hold your arms out, look down on your body, then stare at them. Then they will start scrubbing your immoral, filthy body free from its desire for sin.

[el mechanico]

(06-15-2011 04:22 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

"Your cars filthy!"
"You should see my dick"

I can't think of anything

I can't either yet thats why I posted this..Im going tommorow

[Chad Daring]

"Since most guys like dirty girls, you must have issues being a clean girl"

All I got

[Vacancier Permanent]

I like that one.
Seems that the economy is really hurting and girls are doing that for some extra $$$. Go for it, use what Forbiddendonut wrote and report back on how it goes.

(06-15-2011 04:48 PM)ForbiddenDonut Wrote:  

Take your shirt off before hand. Leave car. When they are in the middle of washing your car approach them, say "Ladies!!!", when they look hold your arms out, look down on your body, then stare at them. Then they will start scrubbing your immoral, filthy body free from its desire for sin.

[worldwidetraveler]

Tell them you're thinking of taking their idea and implement it at your garage. You're just afraid some of the mechanics won't shave their legs so may need to hire some of them.

[alphamale87]

(03-20-2012 08:48 PM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  

Tell them you're thinking of taking their idea and implement it at your garage. You're just afraid some of the mechanics won't shave their legs so may need to hire some of them.

I like this one.

[rudebwoy]

El Mech - damn Tampa is really the spot, I miss it already. Please take some pics lol

[el mechanico]

I will take some it's hard with my phone because it's so bright out. Rudeboy it may help the guys if you break down what you noticed different here.

[Walnuts]

"got any vacancies? i look great in a bikini"

[CJ]

Alright ladies, pretend my car is a dirty penis... there ya go, make sure to clean the balls too.

Ya... my mind is 'there' tonight. Sorry bro. I bet if you say that you'll know who is DTF or not though!

[Alpha]

Pick the hottest one, or the one you like the most. Approach her and say, "Hey."

When I can't think of an opener I always shoot first with 'hey'. The thing is, a lot of people are trying to be clever and give a situational opener. I'm not knocking it, a lot of these were fucking gold (the thing about "my mechanics shaving their legs" was beautiful), but I wonder how many guys are either a) too chickenshit to open the chicks because they're scantily clad; b) open situational.

Maybe the best course of action is to not care that they're in washing cars in bikinis and just be confident and out going - try not noticing the bikinis. I mean, hell, you see chicks in bikinis on the beach all the time! Treat this the same way and just open.

ALTERNATELY

"Do you wash dishes, too?"

"Hey, if you do the car right I might even hire you to come over and do some laundry for me!"

[Roosh]

I'd go elderly by asking them about their car cleaning technique, then drop some bait later on. The issue is you might not have much time.

[johnw28]

Tell them to go ruff just not on the car

[rudebwoy]

(03-20-2012 10:05 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I will take some it's hard with my phone because it's so bright out. Rudeboy it may help the guys if you break down what you noticed different here.

I thought that was "our" little secret. lol

Folks I just returned from a business trip to Tampa/St Pete's, I don't have enough info for a full data report but what I saw simply inspired me.
Coming from hard work Toronto this place was a breath of fresh air.
Women are friendly and seem open to hooking up, I did not notice any bitch shields to say the least. In fact walking around girls would make eye contact and even smile.
I was actually amazed that some girls even did a double-take, maybe it was my "Canadian" accent lol.
This place made me feel like I was back in time, back when my city use to be that way.
Unfortunately, I did not manage to hook-up with El Mech, I am sure he would have given me the kick I needed. I will be back for sure, the dude is not exaggerating when he talks about this place.
I can vouch for what he says, as Scotian and others can as well.
In comparison, I have been to Miami a long time ago and found it far too pretentious and a money place. St Pete's/Clearwater/Tampa seems more down to earth.

[el mechanico]

Rudebwoy. Why are you derailing my thread with some lame data sheet? J/k Seriously it's normal here for hot young sluts to work in bikinis at a car wash and even fight to get the job.