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Forum game, Grant a wish
#51

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 08:40 AM)zombiejimmorrison Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 07:36 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

I wish I had learned game when I was still 16.

Wish granted but you're a chubby chaser.

I wish I wasn't a zombie anymore.

Granted, but it means you're Jim Morrison at an age where his dick doesn't work anymore. [Image: biggrin.gif]

I wish I had some spam right now.

Remissas, discite, vivet.
God save us from people who mean well. -storm
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#52

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 09:00 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

Granted, but it means you're Jim Morrison at an age where his dick doesn't work anymore. [Image: biggrin.gif]

I wish I had some spam right now.

Wish Granted, but you get spam in the form of email from fat ugly SJW.

I wish I had a death star.
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#53

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 09:53 AM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

Wish Granted, but you get spam in the form of email from fat ugly SJW.

I wish I had a death star.

Wish granted but that's what giving a blowjob to Caitlyn Jenner is called.

I wish my life was a constant vacation.

TEAM VASECTOMY
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#54

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 11:48 AM)Aphex Wrote:  

Wish granted but that's what giving a blowjob to Caitlyn Jenner is called.

I wish my life was a constant vacation.
Wish granted but you have to spend it all in Toronto.

I wish I was the leader of the international fat-shaming movement.
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#55

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 11:53 AM)Hardy Daytona Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 11:48 AM)Aphex Wrote:  

Wish granted but that's what giving a blowjob to Caitlyn Jenner is called.

I wish my life was a constant vacation.
Wish granted but you have to spend it all in Toronto.

I wish I was the leader of the international fat-shaming movement.

Wish Granted. As the leader of the movement all the fatties realize it's grade A asshole game and they all swarm you to get a piece.


I wish I was invincible.

Chicago Tribe.

My podcast with H3ltrsk3ltr and Cobra.

Snowplow is uber deep cover as an alpha dark triad player red pill awoken gorilla minded narc cop. -Kaotic
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#56

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:00 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you have to spend eternity locked in a room with invincible fatties.

I wish there were no fatties.

“There is no global anthem, no global currency, no certificate of global citizenship. We pledge allegiance to one flag, and that flag is the American flag!” -DJT
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#57

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

Granted, but you have to spend eternity locked in a room with invincible fatties.

I wish there were no fatties.

Granted, but they are all underweight SJW warriors with weird piercings and hair and tattoos.

I wish I was a magician.
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#58

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:31 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

Granted, but you have to spend eternity locked in a room with invincible fatties.

I wish there were no fatties.

Granted, but they are all underweight SJW warriors with weird piercings and hair and tattoos.

I wish I was a magician.

Wish granted. You are now a former member named Cardguy. You are forever going to P4P and wish you were never banned.

I wish Cardguy was back actually.

Chicago Tribe.

My podcast with H3ltrsk3ltr and Cobra.

Snowplow is uber deep cover as an alpha dark triad player red pill awoken gorilla minded narc cop. -Kaotic
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#59

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:45 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:31 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

Granted, but you have to spend eternity locked in a room with invincible fatties.

I wish there were no fatties.

Granted, but they are all underweight SJW warriors with weird piercings and hair and tattoos.

I wish I was a magician.

Wish granted. You are now a former member named Cardguy. You are forever going to P4P and wish you were never banned.

I wish Cardguy was back actually.

Granted, but after a life changing event Cardguy is now a SJW. He haunts the forum telling us to check our privilege.

I wish for a zebra with low miles.

If it doesn't fit, force it... If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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#60

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:55 PM)Cronus Wrote:  

Granted, but after a life changing event Cardguy is now a SJW. He haunts the forum telling us to check our privilege.

I wish for a zebra with low miles.

Wish granted, but former member POHammer stabs you to death, falsely believing that you stole his beloved Zebra.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

G
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#61

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 01:17 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:55 PM)Cronus Wrote:  

Granted, but after a life changing event Cardguy is now a SJW. He haunts the forum telling us to check our privilege.

I wish for a zebra with low miles.

Wish granted, but former member POHammer stabs you to death, falsely believing that you stole his beloved Zebra.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

G
Granted. But the ice cream you just had is laced with a drug that makes you find land whales & tattooed skanks irresistible. The effects are ...permanent. [Image: tongue.gif]

I wish I invented a process for transforming land whales back to being attractive again..instantly.
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#62

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 01:34 PM)Frank Rook Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 01:17 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 12:55 PM)Cronus Wrote:  

Granted, but after a life changing event Cardguy is now a SJW. He haunts the forum telling us to check our privilege.

I wish for a zebra with low miles.

Wish granted, but former member POHammer stabs you to death, falsely believing that you stole his beloved Zebra.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

G
Granted. But the ice cream you just had is laced with a drug that makes you find land whales & tattooed skanks irresistible. The effects are ...permanent. [Image: tongue.gif]

I wish I invented a process for transforming land whales back to being attractive again..instantly.

Granted...but now the land whales have such giant egos that they won't give you the time of day.

I wish America annexed Canada...my life would be so much easier (I also know I am going to regret this wish)

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
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#63

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 01:42 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

I wish America annexed Canada...my life would be so much easier (I also know I am going to regret this wish)

Granted. Wait, that already sucks! Is the game over now?

I wish there was free booze on this flight.

“There is no global anthem, no global currency, no certificate of global citizenship. We pledge allegiance to one flag, and that flag is the American flag!” -DJT
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#64

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 02:05 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

Granted. Wait, that already sucks! Is the game over now?

I wish there was free booze on this flight.

Granted but now you're the pilot, so you're not allowed to drink.

I wish all feminists died tomorrow.

G
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#65

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 02:36 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 02:05 PM)RIslander Wrote:  

Granted. Wait, that already sucks! Is the game over now?

I wish there was free booze on this flight.

Granted but now you're the pilot, so you're not allowed to drink.

I wish all feminists died tomorrow.

G

All feminists die but the White Knight Beta movement takes over and they can add a new person to the movement by blowing beta dust on them.

I wish gifs were still useable in wartime rules.
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#66

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 02:55 PM)realologist Wrote:  

All feminists die but the White Knight Beta movement takes over and they can add a new person to the movement by blowing beta dust on them.

I wish gifs were still useable in wartime rules.

Wish granted but you're only allowed to use one .GIF, choose wisely.

I wish Montreal's Café L'Artiste Affamé was shut down.
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#67

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 03:14 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Wish granted but you're only allowed to use one .GIF, choose wisely.

I wish Montreal's Café L'Artiste Affamé was shut down.

Wish granted. But down on his luck cafe owner Jesse Lewin moves in with you permanently.

I wish that I get a dollar for every time someone wishes in this thread.
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#68

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:09 PM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 03:14 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Wish granted but you're only allowed to use one .GIF, choose wisely.

I wish Montreal's Café L'Artiste Affamé was shut down.

Wish granted. But down on his luck cafe owner Jesse Lewin moves in with you permanently.

I wish that I get a dollar for every time someone wishes in this thread.

Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.
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#69

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  

Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.
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#70

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:22 PM)bacan Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  

Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.

Wish granted. Your beautiful 45 year old girlfriend will let you fuck who you please.

I wish I had a 1970 Challenger

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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#71

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:25 PM)Veloce Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:22 PM)bacan Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  

Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.

Wish granted. Your beautiful 45 year old girlfriend will let you fuck who you please.

I wish I had a 1970 Challenger

Granted. It's a spaceship built in 1970 that blows up 20 seconds into its first flight.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

Remissas, discite, vivet.
God save us from people who mean well. -storm
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#72

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:28 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:25 PM)Veloce Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:22 PM)bacan Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  

Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.

Wish granted. Your beautiful 45 year old girlfriend will let you fuck who you please.

I wish I had a 1970 Challenger

Granted. It's a spaceship built in 1970 that blows up 20 seconds into its first flight.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

LMFAO !
[Image: ohshit.gif]

Wish granted but it's a Italian black prancing horse.

I wish JFK was still alive.
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#73

Forum game, Grant a wish

Wish granted, he's alive but not in office.

I wish I could forever have unprotected sex and not get stds
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#74

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:44 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  

Wish granted, he's alive but not in office.

I wish I had anything I need just a phone call away

Wish granted. Your phone battery is dead and you don't have a charger.

I wish I had my own tropical island full of natural resources.
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#75

Forum game, Grant a wish

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:28 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:25 PM)Veloce Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:22 PM)bacan Wrote:  

Quote: (08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  

Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.

Wish granted. Your beautiful 45 year old girlfriend will let you fuck who you please.

I wish I had a 1970 Challenger

Granted. It's a spaceship built in 1970 that blows up 20 seconds into its first flight.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

[Image: laugh6.gif]

“There is no global anthem, no global currency, no certificate of global citizenship. We pledge allegiance to one flag, and that flag is the American flag!” -DJT
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