[Paracelsus]

He's already banned, but try running the first post in this thread through Hacker Factor's Gender Guesser and see what comes out. There was a distinct smell of anchovies around "his" posting.

[Aquiles_Baesta_Parada]

(08-21-2015 06:13 AM)remy55 Wrote:  

I already told my wife its over. She won't agree to a divorce because it's a sin. I asked her if she would if I cheated on her. She said she is supposed to forgive me. She said divorce is only justified if I repeatedly cheat on her. In my state you have to have cause for divorce if both parties don't agree or you aren't separated for two years. Since she won't give me justifiable cause (its legal to be a bitch), I have to give her cause.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
4.9/10 trolling

[Suits]

^^^OP's story was clearly all farce. Just another faceless troll.

[262]

[brob]

(08-21-2015 06:20 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

He's already banned, but try running the first post in this thread through Hacker Factor's Gender Guesser and see what comes out. There was a distinct smell of anchovies around "his" posting.

Nice observation. OP reeked.

[jayyrod1]

Op, did you have a strong male influence while you were growing up?
Maybe while you were younger but not during the all important teenage years?

I ask because your behaviour is typical of a teenage girl, or that of a male raised by women.
See, your reaction to Just Approach's initial criticism is highly volatile. What reasonable man lashes out like that when they're being deemed a troll? One who can't take criticism. He has every right to call troll as I believe there is a rule about asking for advice on a particular girl. Had you been less quick to react and more inclined to think you would have noted his paraphrasing and color coordinated highlighting of key pieces of information you previously stated.
The red text being the quote discrepancies he's calling you out on.
No he did not misread nor did he misunderstand.
You genuinely appear incongruent in your statements and actions thus making the troll-dar react.

We know that, YOU know, what you did right and what you did wrong. This is evidenced in your statement, " I don't have someone here to slap me upside the head and say atop being a pussy."
When dalaran gave told you what you wanted to hear you were oh so quick to be thankful for a "wake up call"
Here's another one, YOU DO have someone to slap you upside the head and say stop being a pussy and guess what, IT'S YOU

This is not a place where you come to rant about the problems you create when you know the right thing to do but do the wrong thing instead. If you want to be taken seriously, read thebforum rules and proofread your post before you submit it. Acting out and name calling because you made yourself difficult to understand settles nothing and is your own fault.
You claim to be a newb and have been given the benefit of the doubt by some, myself included, so take all criticisms, helfpful and hurtful, with a grain of salt and learn something from it.

More importantly, however, you need to learn self control and discipline. I didn't have much of a father that would slap me upside the head and tell me to stop being a pussy. Nor did I ever receive the proverbial pat on the back, the good job kid, or you'll get it next time tiger. That seems like what you wanted out of this thread and you got it but you got to learn how to do that foe yourself.
Slap yourself upside the head. Wake your own damn self. You know whatbyou did and didn't do. When you genuinely don't though, that's when you ask for help.

- J.

EDIT: *sigh* there really is no benefit when giving someone the benefit of the doubt. Truth be told, you are correct in the doubt, and there is no benefit.

[SlickyBoy]

(08-21-2015 04:37 AM)Guitarman Wrote:  

If you are not a troll then my advice is to forget her and bang other girls. She has a teenage son so must be at least 30. Forget her and bang younger. If you keep going on about this one post wall, 30 something single mum then you are definitely a troll.

That was my thought - she's no 8 if she's old enough to have a teenage son.

[PapayaTapper]

(08-21-2015 05:57 AM)Suits Wrote:  

The obvious solution is to propose marriage to her. Buy the biggest diamond that you can afford (preferably ten month's salary) and pop the question somewhere public.

That's only road to go down at this point.

[Phatom]

There's no such thing as winning back a girl, because by doing so you are accepting a lower power position than her, therefore, she has control over the relationship.

Move on and find other girls who will treat you like a king. Draw them into your reality and not the other way around.