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08-23-2015, 08:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...yacht.html
This is kinda late but he has found a new girlfriend that is young, hot and a illustrated swimsuit model. He has dated Supermodels after Supermodels over the last few decades. Is he ever gonna settle down anytime soon? Or is he gonna continue the player lifestyle? He has everything from looks, money to fame. Is it worth to settle down and get married or not?
Here is his current girlfriend Kelly Rohrbach:
And here are some of his Ex's:
Toni Garrn:
Erin Heatherton:
Bar Refaeli:
Leo Dicaprio is living the life.
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08-23-2015, 08:54 AM
The fuck would he get married for? What exactly would a continuing pussy add to his existence at this point? And where exactly is he going to meet a woman he could trust in Whorehouse Hollywood?
Men practicing neomasculinity might find a decent woman worth marrying because we don't make movies with millions of dollars riding on the outcome, but I very much doubt Leo ever can. Fame and serious money close as many doors as they open.
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08-23-2015, 08:58 AM
What the hell do I care what Leo does with his life. His decision depends on if he wants children or not, and if he cares whether or not he's in a wheelchair when his kid is graduating high school.
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08-23-2015, 09:17 AM
The current trend in hollywood is to deny your own balls and adopt a dozen starving orphans from Africa and then write them into your will.
Sure hope he doesnt go that route.
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08-23-2015, 09:28 AM
Yea I'd marry him
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08-23-2015, 10:14 AM
He's doing it right.
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08-23-2015, 11:05 AM
If I were Leo (and this is NOT the advice I'd give 99.9% of American men, who aren't celebrity gazillionaires), I'd pick one or two of those lovelies with the best genes and I'd blow my load in them. Have a kid or two or three. Not saying I'd get married. I dunno. Maybe try it for a while. Marriage in Hollywood has become the equivalent of what a college BF/GF was when I was in college: Something to do for 2-3 years, but no one expects it to last forever. Obvi I'd pre-nup the FUCK out of it. And if not married, I'd still have contracts. He'd get ass-raped on child support, to be sure, but this is a guy who can ALWAYS make another movie and another $10M. He doesn't have the constraints you or I have. Also, he'd get to spend time with his kid because he doesn't have to be at work 9-5 except when he's filming. So not getting custody wouldn't impact him like you or me. Having a couple of great looking, cool kids you could actually spend time with, and without financial or time pressure, would be fun, I think. Especially if you like and are good with children. I've always said women are nothing but big children, and in a lot of ways, children are also like women: The source of the most joy you can have on earth, and the most work and frustration.
But long term, I don't think he could expect to be in a monogamous relationship, marriage or otherwise. Even with those stunners above: In ten years, they'll be wrinkling and another crop of 20 year old hotties will be vying to ride his pole. How is he going to be able to turn that down? Especially after he's acquired a taste for it. Pussy, like cocaine and money, is addictive.
If there's a man on earth who has a better life than Leo, please point him out to me. I'm serious - I wanna know! Putin maybe?
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08-23-2015, 11:16 AM
He needs to keep banging 20 y/o models. Not for just the obvious reasons, but also because it pisses off the feminist crowd to an insane level, which is of course hilarious.
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08-23-2015, 12:29 PM
Cr33pin, LOL, obviously I don't mean it like that.
CRR, LOL ya, just look at the comments in those sites.
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08-23-2015, 12:32 PM
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08-23-2015, 01:06 PM
Quote: (08-23-2015 12:32 PM)Dan Woolf Wrote:
If I was as famous as him, I wouldn't want to have kids. There's no way they'd grow up to be well-balanced persons.
Totally. But they'll have enough cash to pay for a lifetime of therapy, as well as buy their way out of any problems they may encounter. Who wouldn't want to be Leo's son?? He'd be a prince. He'd have a life we could only dream about. His daughter would be a slut, though :/
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08-23-2015, 04:25 PM
"Is it worth to settle down and get married or not?"
No it's not. He's already railing her senseless, and probably giving him 3 ways with her smokeshow model girlfriends. Marriage is the only way he could fuck this up!
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08-23-2015, 05:05 PM
Cristiano Ronaldo impregnated a girl, paid her off and took his kid to raise himself. Was that alpha?
Don't debate me.
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08-23-2015, 05:39 PM
Here is the general logic of most men - "marry the hottest girl who is willing to sleep with you to lock her down."
No.
The reality is most hot women are used to men fawning over them, handing them everything, and generally kissing their asses. Marriage, and having kids, actually requires things like "sacrifice" and "commitment." Not posting selfies on Facebook 50 times a day, getting off the cock carousel, and staying in on Friday night. Perhaps even shutting down the Tinder and OkCupid accounts.
For the most part, hot women make the worst girlfriends, wives, and mothers because they've never actually had to be responsible for anything in their life. What's more is that their beta boyfriends are often fine with being cuckold or in a "discreet open relationship", after they get bored of a life that now involves screaming children, disputes over money, and dwindling attention from other men, instead of getting trashed and blowing Mark the hot bartender in the back of his Buick.
Assuming you want a family, the only reason to marry a woman is because she is truly committed to being a wife and mother. Most women aren't.
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08-23-2015, 06:24 PM
Would he?
Given that the Wolf of Wall Street was more Leonardo di Caprio being Leonardi di Caprio than it was Leonardo being Jordan, I'd be surprised if it happened.
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08-23-2015, 07:15 PM
Quote: (08-23-2015 03:19 PM)eljeffster Wrote:
He can get all the female nurturing he needs with long term hired help.
Far less expensive then getting any woman pregnant.
I agree, but a test tube and a hired nanny are NOT a substitute for a mother. Does Leo want to be a father AND a mother? I doubt it. It's sick that women can use kids as cash crops now, but Leo's constraint isn't money. Instead, his game should be what Tom Brady did: Find the hottest tallest smartest supermodel and pass along his genes. Heck, if Brady and Giselle have a daughter, Leo should tap THAT ass in 18 years and create a race of genetically perfect athlete-model-actors...
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08-23-2015, 10:00 PM
Rohrbach? Is that German or Dutch?
Edit: German or Swiss German.
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08-24-2015, 02:15 AM
Leo must really be master of the pull out. All these skinny hoes and and not one got pregnant. Dude must have a kid running around somewhere or he is shooting blanks.
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08-24-2015, 09:03 AM
Leo is playing his cards perfectly. I wouldn't change a thing if I was in his position. Dude gets to bone chicks who are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic all while making box office magic year in year out. The only way he can go wrong at this point is getting married to any of these chicks.