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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 12:38 AM
Wow! She got fatter!
Take care of those titties for me.
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 12:41 AM
I wish all the best to this beautiful young coup...
Oh wait, never mind.
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 12:41 AM
Is it just me or does she look even fatter?
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 12:58 AM
You should have posted NSFW in the title. Children might see this thread.
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 12:58 AM
The rainbow theme seems appropriate.
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 12:59 AM
I guess the gay marriage laws now apply to farm animals, too
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 01:14 AM
So where's the honeymoon, a Baskin-Robbins?
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 01:35 AM
This is called "forced perspective", an optical illusion where an object, in this case her husband, appears to be closer…no wait, she's just really fat.
I wonder if being married will make her a happier person. Instead of wailing on and on about how hard it is to be fat (instead of actually doing something about it) and just accept that people have their preferences.
More likely, it'll just be a bunch of "So what if I'm fat and married? Get over it!". That and how 'creepy' it is when men hit on slim, attractive women.
EDIT: I almost forgot, is the airline they are taking for their honeymoon aware that she can't fit in one seat and that it's their responsibility to accommodate her?
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 01:38 AM
If you needed any more confirmation of just how bad the sexual market is in the US for straight men, this is it.
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 02:19 AM
"Plus size wedding dress." Those three words should not exist in the same sentence. Ugh.
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 02:23 AM
I'm going to be honest and say my gaydar is going off and that this man is using her as his beard.
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 02:28 AM
Now that she's settled down and become domesticated, she will change for the better. She will discover the virtue of femininity. She will slim down by learning to cook healthy food, with the added benefit of adding years to her life. She will take advantage of her newly discovered health and vitality to fully devote her life to the successful raising of children. She will begin to realise that one of her prime responsibilities as a wife is supporting her husband's masculine pursuits in order for him to the best man he can be, benefitting herself and her children in the process.
That's the way it works right?
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 03:12 AM
I have no sympathy for this poor bugger.
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Lindy West got married
07-22-2015, 03:23 AM
What's unfortunate is that there is probably a cute girl inside of her. If only Oreos weren't priority numero uno in her life.