[samsamsam]

Just picking up the torch.

[iamdegaussed]

You are a true hero, triple sam.

[pheonix500000]

lindy reminds me of this pic

[NilNisiOptimum]

Aham? Too obvious a joke. Has to be a typo..

Ahab. Oh wait, white whale jokes. That's not right.

Call it what it is: Sham. That's gotta be what the banner was supposed to say.

[Menace]

sam you put the ham on the wrong side.

[Ferdinand]

So that's what a feminist wedding looks like. What happens on a feminist honeymoon? Does she lecture him on "rape culture" and how male sexuality is "dangerous?"

[Sombro]

[PapayaTapper]

(07-22-2015 03:23 AM)dads Wrote:  

What's unfortunate is that there is probably a cute girl inside of her. If only Oreos weren't priority numero uno in her life.

If there's a cute girl in there it's cause she ate her

[mogsy]

Jesus, someone should have told him about the pick up rule. If you can't pick her up clear with two arms then...

[samsamsam]

(07-22-2015 05:59 PM)mogsy Wrote:  

Jesus, someone should have told him about the pick up rule. If you can't pick her up clear with two arms then...

Speaking of which did she carry him across the threshold?

[mogsy]

With them 20+ inch arms anything is possible!

[Aphex]

This is what I call "staged happiness". You can tell it's fake as fuck. Looks like she's maniacally laughing about how she thinks she's fooling everyone. Her gay bff is trying to follow her lead.

[Suits]

(07-23-2015 09:48 AM)Aphex Wrote:  



This is what I call "staged happiness". You can tell it's fake as fuck. Looks like she's maniacally laughing about how she thinks she's fooling everyone. Her gay bff is trying to follow her lead.

Normally, I'd like to see idiots like Lindy face harsh realities, but this picture just makes me feel sorry for her.

Whatever she has going on, my life is 100x better.

[samsamsam]

(07-23-2015 09:53 AM)Suits Wrote:  

Normally, I'd like to see idiots like Lindy face harsh realities, but this picture just makes
Whatever she has going on, my life is 100x better.

And a 100x thinner.

[Aphex]

(07-23-2015 09:53 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(07-23-2015 09:48 AM)Aphex Wrote:  



This is what I call "staged happiness". You can tell it's fake as fuck. Looks like she's maniacally laughing about how she thinks she's fooling everyone. Her gay bff is trying to follow her lead.

Normally, I'd like to see idiots like Lindy face harsh realities, but this picture just makes me feel sorry for her.

Whatever she has going on, my life is 100x better.

I have to agree with you. I'm racking my brain to see if I've ever come across any wedding picture I've ever seen that's like this. This is really just sad.

[Suits]

(07-23-2015 10:18 AM)Aphex Wrote:  

(07-23-2015 09:53 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(07-23-2015 09:48 AM)Aphex Wrote:  



This is what I call "staged happiness". You can tell it's fake as fuck. Looks like she's maniacally laughing about how she thinks she's fooling everyone. Her gay bff is trying to follow her lead.

Normally, I'd like to see idiots like Lindy face harsh realities, but this picture just makes me feel sorry for her.

Whatever she has going on, my life is 100x better.

I have to agree with you. I'm racking my brain to see if I've ever come across any wedding picture I've ever seen that's like this. This is really just sad.

We've all seen a million wedding photos like this. There's nothing faker than the smiles on a wedding day. An event that may be something worth celebrating all on it's own has been reduced to nothing more than an exercise in attention whoring by modern women.

During wedding photo sessions, the bride has only one thought on her mind: convincing all future viewers of the photograph that she is happier and better than them.

It's a performance art, not a legitimate celebration of joining two lives together.



Most women, if they have even a drop of attractiveness in their bodies, can pull off fake smiles, happiness and everything else that comes with wedding photos. They can do so without looking completely repulsive, just like hot girls can get away with wearing even the most hideous of clothing, including sweatpants.

Dear Lindy, on the other hand, is in absolutely no way attractive, so when she tries to pretend to be happy for her wedding photos, she just looks like a braying manatee.

(07-22-2015 06:06 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(07-22-2015 05:59 PM)mogsy Wrote:  

Jesus, someone should have told him about the pick up rule. If you can't pick her up clear with two arms then...

Speaking of which did she carry him across the threshold?

What makes you think that she can fit through the threshold?

[blacknwhitespade]

You've got to have a certain sense of humor to wear a plaid suit and bow tie like that. Then again, you've gotta have a real certain sense of humor to marry Lindy West.

[LeeEnfield303]

When and where-ever this train leaves the rails, this is the happiest day she will ever have. And that's sad.

[MdWanderer]

(07-22-2015 04:55 PM)Sombro Wrote:  

Man I just ate lunch...

[Dusty]

(07-23-2015 09:48 AM)Aphex Wrote:  



This is what I call "staged happiness". You can tell it's fake as fuck. Looks like she's maniacally laughing about how she thinks she's fooling everyone. Her gay bff is trying to follow her lead.

She's a dead ringer for Chis Farely.

[Kid Strangelove]

Whatever you do, don't smoke weed and go on an an introspective moment of self reflection and then look at pictures of Lindy West.

I cant stop thinking - is she really happy, deep down inside? Is he really happy, at his core? If they're really happy, that's all that matters, and good for them

But I just cant picture themselves being truly happy with their lives. It just feels off, for him, for them.

[ColSpanker]

Spinal Tap nailed it.

[lemko]

(07-23-2015 11:16 AM)MdWanderer Wrote:  

(07-22-2015 04:55 PM)Sombro Wrote:  

Man I just ate lunch...

I understand this picture is used at the Poison Control Center when it is instructed for one to induce vomiting.

[Ryre]

One thing I've noticed about fat chicks is, like Lindy here (in fact I think she sparked the idea) is they'll go in for a 'look'. She's doing a kind of brassy, platinum blonde, bright red matte lipstick look. It's artificial, but it is an artificial look that hot chicks will occasionally do as well.

See, a ...girl?...like Lindy could never pull off a natural look. But she can load on the artificial markers that girls who are naturally hot sometimes adopt as a matter of style. The hope is to sort of trick the eye. "I could go natural if I wanted to, just like that hot chick could, but like that hot chick, I've decided to go platinum blonde/bright lipstick just for fun!"

A Betty Page look could serve the same function. Someone with a better vocabulary for fashion and style could probably describe this better.

[Hades]

I'm not sure why she agreed to be his beard in a world where gay marriage is legal and mostly tolerated but whatever, to each their own.