[iamdegaussed]

(07-22-2015 03:23 AM)dads Wrote:  

What's unfortunate is that there is probably a cute girl inside of her. If only Oreos weren't priority numero uno in her life.

Yeah she has probably devoured a cute girl or two in her time.

[Foolsgo1d]

Guy is giving off a dozen or so raging fag tell tale signs. She is officially a fag hag.

[speakeasy]

The timing is interesting. I wonder if they were one of those couples that pledged not to get married until gays were given the right to marry.

[Fitnesspm]

Now that she is married, she will get even fatter! (if it's even possible).

That guy has the lowest standard EVER!!!

[TheMan]

(07-22-2015 06:33 AM)Fitnesspm Wrote:  

Now that she is married, she will get even fatter! (if it's even possible).

That guy has the lowest standard EVER!!!

His reaction to reading your post:

"doesn't-matter-found-me-a-beard"

[Parlay44]

No self respecting straight man would wear a bow tie or a suit like that. She's a beard.

It's probably her gay "bestie". She gets the street cred of being marriage material and he gets to stay in the closet and continue plowing man pussy. Win-win.

[sixsix]

Quote:

Aham and I got engaged on my birthday. He took me to dinner, suggested a “quick nightcap” at our neighbourhood bar, and then, surprise!

Aham married a ham.

"Surprise, my conservative parents can't know I'm super gay!"

Quote:

I’ve dated men who relished me in private but refused to be seen with me on the street, or who told me, explicitly, that we had no serious future because they were afraid their friends would laugh at them.

Social justice explained in one sentence.

[MrXY]

Thousand Cock Stare marries Thousand Cupcake Stare

[lemko]

Looks like he raided Pee Wee Herman's wardrobe for that suit.

[Parlay44]

(07-22-2015 08:06 AM)sixsix Wrote:  

Quote:

Aham and I got engaged on my birthday. He took me to dinner, suggested a “quick nightcap” at our neighbourhood bar, and then, surprise!

Aham married a ham.

"Surprise, my conservative parents can't know I'm super gay!"

Quote:

I’ve dated men who relished me in private but refused to be seen with me on the street, or who told me, explicitly, that we had no serious future because they were afraid their friends would laugh at them.

Social justice explained in one sentence.

She can't explain anything without using a food analogy. I love it "Men relish me like I relish a hot dog".

Here's the manosphere translation: She give great head and has lots of "guy friends".

[Suits]

(07-22-2015 03:19 AM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

To be fair....suit game recognized. I'm going to have see if my tailor has a fabric similar to that.

That being said, if ever have a face that looks that gay and/or retarded, I'll give a rep point to whichever forum member puts me out of my misery. Just shoot me right in the face. 12 gauge preferred.

[Ryre]

Would bang 1980's Jennifer Beals with Desperately Seeking Susan hair until I blotted the rest of this photo from my mind.

[Snowplow]

How the hell does this fat fuck get married and Jessica Velenti is complaining about not getting male attention?

[CRR]

Quote:

I’ve dated men who relished me in private but refused to be seen with me on the street, or who told me, explicitly, that we had no serious future because they were afraid their friends would laugh at them.

I don't believe her at all. She probably met some guy she liked, he wasn't interested, and she interpreted it this way. Men simply don't talk like that.

I honestly believe they make this stuff up to fit their narrative.

It's as mind boggling to me as it is to a lot of people that the term "plus size" even exists. That "curvy" has been co-opted to mean "hugely fat". That being morbidly obese is glorified.

But at the end of the day, men are attracted to what they are attracted to, and it's normally in the direction of fit, attractive, feminine women.

Let's assume her husband isn't gay (very unlikely), she ended up with a tall, not fat guy.

So I guess a morbidly obese woman who desires a tall, non-fat man is ok, but men who don't want to date, or are "embarrassed" by fat women are all that is wrong with our culture? That's basically feminism summed up, extreme hypocrisy.

[vinman]

(07-22-2015 09:41 AM)Ryre Wrote:  

Would bang 1980's Jennifer Beals with Desperately Seeking Susan hair until I blotted the rest of this photo from my mind.

The chick in the green jacket on the left of the photo. If you have a dark domination fantasy, she's the right student. She's got that "pent up" look about her.

[storm]

The guy has style. Just cheeky enough without coming across as clownish. The haircut makes me think he's a troll.

I'd wear that suit until it was threadbare, as soon as a tailor had a look at the sleeve lengths...

As for lindy west, well, frankly I've forgotten what she did already. She is really very fat, and I wonder if she got married simply because she needed help keeping herself clean. In that case, I do not envy that poor man, greencard nonwithstanding.

[Bear Hands]

(07-22-2015 12:35 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

[Jura]

(07-22-2015 03:19 AM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

I don't have photoshop handy but this is a good opportunity for someone to replace the husband with a giant Christmas ham and edit out the "a" and leave the "ham" in the banner.

[philosophical_recovery]

Better title; IRT finally locks down "hot American blonde girl"

[Parlay44]

I have no idea why a woman would want to be an old fat bride. That moment is supposed to be the highlight of your life.
Why would you want to immortalize yourself in pictures and video in that way? A bride is supposed to be young and beautiful.

Imagine sitting with your grandkids and showing them pictures of your wedding and they see this old fat whale with a closet
fag on her arm. Seriously?

[philosophical_recovery]

(07-22-2015 01:42 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I have no idea why a woman would want to be an old fat bride. That moment is supposed to be the highlight of your life.
Why would you want to immortalize yourself in pictures and video in that way? A bride is supposed to be young and beautiful.

Imagine sitting with your grandkids kittens and showing them pictures of your wedding and they see this old fat whale with a closet
fag on her arm. Seriously?

FTFY

[JoyStick]

(07-22-2015 09:57 AM)Snowplow Wrote:  

How the hell does this fat fuck get married and Jessica Velenti is complaining about not getting male attention?

Velenti is married too.

[MKDAWUSS]

I hope they're happy and may they have a nice marriage.

All I can say.

[Blunt]

(07-22-2015 01:38 AM)262 Wrote:  

If you needed any more confirmation of just how bad the sexual market is in the US for straight men, this is it.

To be fair, I don't think this is applicable for Mr. Lindy.

[Ryre]

(07-22-2015 01:40 PM)Jura Wrote:  

(07-22-2015 03:19 AM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

I don't have photoshop handy but this is a good opportunity for someone to replace the husband with a giant Christmas ham and edit out the "a" and leave the "ham" in the banner.

Nice but it's really not necessary to add another big fat ham to that picture.