[Tailgunner]

I've just had an unintentionally bit of weird good luck happen while texting a girl I haven't yet met...
I was trying to say "work friends...pfft"
It went as "work friends... Orgy"
Girl is "having after work drinks" on a Friday.
She's my Plan B after a flake.
I literally said to my phone - "Game Recognized!"

Just thought I'd get some good vibes going....
When have you " done a Homer" (Simpson...under Lucky in the dictionary there's a pencil sketch of his fortunate ass) .

[Ethan Hunt]

wouldn't the newbie forum have been more appropriate for posting this?

[Aquiles_Baesta_Parada]

[Phoenix]

Have you tried 'OP is a phaggot'? Always amuses me. Especially when she has no idea what I mean

[Socrates]

Unless you actually had an orgy with her, I'm not sure it worked.

[philosophical_recovery]

(07-17-2015 10:58 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  

Have you tried 'OP is a phaggot'? Always amuses me. Especially when she has no idea what I mean

[Only One Man]

First of all, it's called "pulling a Homer". Second of all, your story chugs cock.