[vinman]

My tax dollars hard at work.

Quote:

A U.S. Health and Human Services (HHS) study to understand why lesbians are fat has now cost taxpayers over $3.5 million to-date.

The study, “Sexual Orientation and Obesity: A Test of a Gendered Biopsychosocial Model,” seeks to determine why there is a disparity in the obesity rates between straight women and lesbian women and straight men and gay men.

According to the study, “It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic, with nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese, compared to half of heterosexual women. In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males.”

Apparently, “these disparities are of high public-health significance,” therefore, the National Institutes of Health has been continuously funding the project.

Since CNSNews.com first discovered the government’s funding of the study in 2013, the cost to taxpayers has increased from approximately $1.5 million to over $3.5 million.

A website with information pertaining to the project claims the study will continue until June 30, 2016.

http://www.mrctv.org/blog/taxpayers-cont...ns-are-fat

[Dr. Howard]

Is there a conclusion? I myself am about $20 worth of curiosity as to why lesbians are often fat too.

[Que enspastic]

Would pay tax dollars to find out answer.

If a member of the opposite sex is far from surprised that a person is gay it's more likely the woman will say it's because he's too good looking while the man will say it's because she's so fat and ugly.

[Parlay44]

Because they're not trying to attract a man. That's why.

I'm friends with a few bi girls and I ask questions all the time. One told me that she's actually more particular about women she sleeps with than men. As in men's looks don't matter so much.

[vinman]

Parlay44 reached the same conclusion that I did. Think about all the women that got fat after they locked a dude down and got married.

[Aenigmarius]

I could have explained that to them for about $3.50.

[Surreyman]

(07-13-2015 11:33 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

Is there a conclusion? I myself am about $20 worth of curiosity as to why lesbians are often fat too.

Not sure if that was an appropriate word-choice.

[Phoenix]

The gay men bit makes sense, since they aren't actually about the whole "settle down" thing, they have to stay in peak fitness otherwise only a dozen other gays will stretch their anuses each month instead of 5 dozen (which would disappoint them).

Straight men, on the other hand, often commit to a wife, then laziness sets in, and they get fat. Not sure how the lesbian part works though, but from what I can tell they actually get off on looking as ugly as possible.

[Dusty]

Cause they eat too much.

[EuphoricWizard]

Homosexuality is a choice. The vast majority if lesbians are overweight, have short hair, masculine features, and they're just flat out ugly. These woman can't compete with a woman who doesn't fit just one of those types, so what do they do? They get in their sexless/highest rate of domestic violence relationships with each other. When your relationship is based on mutual failure of course you don't value looks, beggars can't be choosers. Men on the other hand are driven by looks. Your six fig Accounting job isn't blowing his cock. Gay men know the easiest way to get Grindr matches is to be in top shape.

[Suits]

Maybe they are lesbians because they are fat.

[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

Its some real chicken and egg type shit. They don't like men, but then they don't like women either https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

[Only One Man]

(07-13-2015 12:22 PM)aSimpNamedBrokeback Wrote:  

Its some real chicken and egg type shit. They don't like men, but then they don't like women either https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

Ha I was just about to bring up the chicken and egg thing. Are these women lesbians because they're fat, or are they fat because they're lesbians?

[Dusty]

(07-13-2015 12:51 PM)Only One Man Wrote:  

(07-13-2015 12:22 PM)aSimpNamedBrokeback Wrote:  

Its some real chicken and egg type shit. They don't like men, but then they don't like women either https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

Ha I was just about to bring up the chicken and egg thing. Are these women lesbians because they're fat, or are they fat because they're lesbians?

Did someone say chicken and eggs?

   

[JacksonRev]

The people that have the most sexual partners are the fittest? No shit?

Lesbian Couples (~0 Sexual Partners >>> Fat) > Heterosexual Partners (~1 Sexual Partner >>> Halfway Fat) > Players/Carousel Riders (Multiple Sexual Partners >>> Relatively Fit) > Gay Dudes (Infinite Sexual Partners >>> Always Working Out)

So the moral to the story, don't be a lesbian, and don't exercise yourself gay (I'm looking at you Men's Health/Fitness readers).

[Parlay44]

It's because of sandwiches.

[Sonoma]

While this forum as a whole isn't too big on homosexuals, they do arguably provide an excellent example of how men are still different from women

Gay men know that men are visually driven, and take appropriate steps to ensure they can stay in the dating market. Gay men also completely debunk the "women and men have the same sex drives" myth.

Most likely going to repost this study with a non-offensive tagline to troll my SJW friends

[Merenguero]

I'm not sure this belongs here, but it's somewhat relevant. During my last international trip, I rented an apartment which was atop a long spiral staircase. The apartment on the first floor was occupied by a fat, dikey person who was likely a D.C. area or Toronto area resident. One morning, I came down the staircase at 8:00 A.M. with a physically fit girl in heels and a skirt after a few hours of banging. The look on that dyke's face was priceless.

[iamdegaussed]

(07-13-2015 12:01 PM)Aenigmarius Wrote:  

I could have explained that to them for about $3.50.

Damnit monster!

[Simeon_Strangelight]

And the funny part is the final conclusion of the study.

I think the ultimate cost of it all reaches beyond 3.5 mio. $ and they claim that lesbians gain weight because of misogyny, lack of compassion, lack of acceptance, depression.

If we all would become more accepting of the lesbian lifestyle, then they would all become slimmer and hotter.

[bacon]

Its almost worth the 3.5 million to get the scientific data that proves the stereotype of the fat dyke is in fact true. Also this study might explain the lesbian death bed theory as it appears not even lesbians want to have sex with fat women.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(07-14-2015 06:11 AM)bacon Wrote:  

Its almost worth the 3.5 million to get the scientific data that proves the stereotype of the fat dyke is in fact true. Also this study might explain the lesbian death bed theory as it appears not even lesbians want to have sex with fat women.

What a surprise there heh.

Of course I could have told you that myself.

Men want sex much more often than women - higher T count etc.

So the most sex have gays, followed by heterosexual relationships and last are lesbians. Putting together two women who only once per month for a few days experience a similar sex drive as men, well that does not bode well.

Purely from a logical viewpoint they will have less sex. The problem becomes worse as many of them are overweight, which curbs their sexual appetite even more.

Now - even if gays have more sex than heterosexual couples, that in itself does not mean that their "unions" are superior. Most of them have the majority of their sex with other men beside their "husbands".

[Parlay44]

Well testosterone is the world's greatest fat burner. And since lesbians are T-Deficient they're naturally going to balloon up over time.

And since gay men are constantly recycling each other's testosterone their T levels will always be high and they'll always be thin and muscular.

[MTLer]

(07-13-2015 12:51 PM)Only One Man Wrote:  

(07-13-2015 12:22 PM)aSimpNamedBrokeback Wrote:  

Its some real chicken and egg type shit. They don't like men, but then they don't like women either https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

Ha I was just about to bring up the chicken and egg thing. Are these women lesbians because they're fat, or are they fat because they're lesbians?

A lot of women end up being lesbian because they can't attract men, and end up pairing up with other ugly/fat women.

It's kind of reassuring that most lesbians are fat, as there is a small but growing segment of very attractive younger women going lez. Hopefully it will remain marginal.