Eyebrow Game: 15 Sec Grooming Hack Will Have Women Notice You As You Ignore Them.
06-02-2015, 01:19 AMThis Simple Hack At The Sink While Shaving Can Have Women Noticing You From Across The Room and Half Way Down the Block.
Not the WHOLE BLOCK, but half way. Sound fair? And have men subconsciously accept you are successful and not be able to put their finger on why?
Let me explain.
Ever thought messing with your eyebrows was towing the line of daintiness a little too close to the danger zone?
Understand this:
Your eyebrows are a small detail that alter the entire perception of your face.
With some small, fool-proof tweaks, that take seconds, you can clean up your brows so you look much more attractive.
And when you look attractive all the time, you can worry about more important things, like making money.
Yeah, I went there.
Attractive people get better opportunities.
Moving forward.
Bushy, unkempt, untouched eyebrows make you look like a slob. It makes you look like an ogre. Unrefined.
Uncivilized.
On the other hand, over-manicured eyebrows will make you look a metro sexual freak. It's trying too hard.
You want a look that says something without saying too much. This is the art, the finesse. As a "game" connossieur, you can appreciate the subtle effectiveness of attention to detail.
I know you can. I believe in you. That's why I'm making this so long.
We have been dealt our hand as far as facial features are concerned. However, the brows are grossly disregarded for the effect they have upon your countenance.
Simply put, you need all the edge you can get and this is one trick with a return on investment that will send your looks to the stratosphere.
Return on investment meaning 15 seconds effort leading to effortless attraction.
Effortless attraction?
Look, I'm not selling anything ok. I'm trying to drive a point home.
Fixing my eyebrows has completely changed my life.
It sent me from lukewarm to hot.
I can look down on girls like I am their father.
I am an average looking guy. I wear regular clothes and do basic grooming maintenance. I have one product I use for everything: Dr. Bronner's soap. I use Aveeno moisturizer and Chapstick on my face.
I cut my own hair for Christsake.
Girls say I look hot now. My lady boss says I look "expensive."
One girl I work with says I look "manly."
Meanwhile, I wear a ratty white tee with regular pants and plain black shoes.
Wha?
I honestly attribute this to my sick eyebrow game. It totally aligns my face and gives that je no se qua [trans: I have no fucking clue whats going on, but I like it].
Kind of like a deep tan. But more subtle.
Anyway.
I'm assuming you have your grooming down pat. Face shave, a wash, a scrub, nails clipped...
...ball-bag powdered. Whatever.
Your clothes are pressed and you mind the details.
And so forth.
I'm assuming all this, right?
Here's another tool to add to the bag.
The tool bag, not the ball bag, excuse me.
Let me ask, do I have your attention?
This routine can be done in twenty seconds in the bathroom while you are shaving.
No salon required.
No hot waxing or special tools required.
No threading.
Do you even know what "threading" is?
Doesn't matter.
Figure 1.1
Simply, all you need is a razor, scissors, and a comb or hairbrush.
And maybe, MAYBE tweezers if you have them on hand. They are totally optional.
Listen: With this method, upkeep is every three days, the hair will begin to grow back and it will show, because you will be shaving it. Shaving causes a blunt surface on the hair, while tweezing with pull the hair out by the root and will grow back with a fine tip.
The goal is to look scrubbed and well-groomed.
This is not to get dainty, metro sexual looking eyebrows. It will clean them up to look effortlessly "perfectly-imperfect." You can do this with the tool every man has: a razor. and not worry at all about using tweezers.
The goal is to make your eyebrows neat and proportionate to your face.
The main area of attack is the underbrow.
The eyebrow should be as long as possible from beginning to end, the middle of your face to the outside of your face. That is tail-length. See Fig. 1.2.
Figure 1.2
This is the main key:
Hack: Tail-long eyebrows make your eyes appear wider-set than they are, and wide-set eyes make your face look more attractive.
This will be the difference of looking average...
...And looking phenomenal. But in a low-key way.
Warning: Don't chop your brows short, they should be long like a tail, if one hair adds the perception of tail-length, then leave it.
Don't hack at the inside of your brow either. Some times a few hairs will fan out on the inside of your brow, don't chop those off, simply trim them for length if they are overgrown. See Fig 1.2. They add the effect of tail-length.
Caveat: Important not to over-do it here, or you will wind up looking like this guy.
Here is the process. There are two steps.
Step 1: Initial Cutting.
If you have never touched your eyebrows, the initial landscaping will be the most time consuming because you need to figure out the "arch" of the brow.
It's kind of like making your hair line if you haven't cut your hair in a while. The arch is most easily formed from the [i]bottom of the brow.[/i] The underbrow.
Don't fuss with the top of your eyebrows. If the hair is too long, trim it with scissors. But don't try and shape it from the top.
Take a comb, brush upward, and trim following the natural shape of the brow.
If the bottom of the brow is clean and shaped, all you need to do to the top is make sure there are no stray hairs and pluck or shave those off. Even this is not necessary. Only the bottom matters.
Step 2: Maintenance:
Once the initial cutting is complete and the eyebrow is shaped, all you have to do at that point in time is shave off the hairs that around outside the shape of the brow.
Pull your eyebrow up with your free hand and hit that underbrow with a razor, eliminating the hairs as they begin to grow back.
That and trim the over length of the hairs as they become too long. Every few months or so.
Try it, incorporate this into your morning shave, and enjoy they confidence boost knowing your face is perfect. One less thing you need to worry about.
P.S.
-Remember, a couple extra seconds of attention can change the looks game for you.
-Wide-set eyes make you look more attractive.
-Clean, loosely-shaped (read: not over-manicured) eyebrows make you look handsome.
-Don't hack off your eyebrows.
P.P.S. Let me know if I can make this topic more valuable. Or if you hate it and think I am a troll.
Thank you.