[Carboneraser]

Saw an Amish girl in the city today. I know enough about their culture (Christian, secluded, no smartphones) to assume that they're more ideal than most to meet.

Banging-wise though, how would I go about it? They get one week out on their 20th birthdays to see the outside world and decide whether to go back.

Has anybody had any success with one? Spent time in an Amish community?

I know it's more work than it's worth but its part of my sexual bucketlist, I know it might not be a dream for everyone lol

[Driesinator]

[godzilla]

I live in PA state. Some are not as excluded as you think. The ones I've seen in Philly carry around smartphones. Spend a couple months in Lancaster and see what happens...probably not worth it

[Carboneraser]

^^^ I'm living in Ontario where the ONLY time you see them is at bake sales and selling furniture where women are accompanied by their brothers and keep all prices round numbers (no registers).

The only things they have are tractors. Not even lights.

[Akwesi]

An ex from southern Indiana claimed to be very familiar with the Amish in that area. She told me that the young Amish have wild fuckfests in the corn fields, but later on have to come clean and name everyone they have banged in front of the whole congregation before they can get married. I can't really vouch for this info as this girl was pretty much full of shit.

I also seem to remember that there have been some reports that incest is very common among the Amish.

I understand the fascination, but I have seen a lot of Amish girls and not one of them have been even remotely hot. Hairy, no makeup, ridiculous clothes, bad hair, and possibly a high notch count including members of the immediate family. Pass.

[Carboneraser]

Eek. Feels like taking the pill again

Toodaloos imagination

....... :c

[Driesinator]

(05-14-2015 07:25 PM)Akwesi Wrote:  

An ex from southern Indiana claimed to be very familiar with the Amish in that area. She told me that the young Amish have wild fuckfests in the corn fields, but later on have to come clean and name everyone they have banged in front of the whole congregation before they can get married. I can't really vouch for this info as this girl was pretty much full of shit.

Now that sounds like a party i'd love to be at.

[Designate]

Of all the women in the world? I mean we've got Linux/Atlantic's Colombian fuckfest on live stream a thread over and you've got Amish broads on your mind?

I've lived near Amish areas growing up and I never saw one Amish woman that passed the boner test. I couldn't even fuck most of these women blindfolded. Yes they are "traditional", but in a pre-industrial revolution kind of way. Amish women are a history lesson for how ugly most white women were before modern advances in hygiene, cosmetics and style came along.

With that said, 80% of the Amish population in the U.S is located in Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania. I would suggestion you head to the Akron-Canton area in Ohio, the rural counties south of there are chocked full of Amish. Or Lancaster Co. in PA near Philly, I think that is where the show Amish Mafia was filmed.

[Chunnel]

Could've been a Mennonite instead of an Amish. As a group they're more secular and more prone to leaving the homestead.

[Dr. Howard]

(05-14-2015 07:23 PM)Carboneraser Wrote:  

^^^ I'm living in Ontario where the ONLY time you see them is at bake sales and selling furniture where women are accompanied by their brothers and keep all prices round numbers (no registers).

The only things they have are tractors. Not even lights.

If you are in Ontario, than the people you are seeing are likely Mennonites, not Amish http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonite similar but different. There is no "party when you are 20" and if you leave the sect you can't really come back.

If you do come back you have to park on the edge of town, leave your phone etc in your car, get on your "amish" gear and have a buddy pick you up in his buggy.

[Sonsowey]

Go and try to infiltrate.
People go and learn Russian or Portuguese and adapt to a foreign environment for poon.
Go learn Pennsylvania Dutch and start pitching barns.

[Suits]

(05-14-2015 08:51 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  

Go learn Pennsylvania Dutch and start pitching barns....

...in your pants.

[iknowexactly]

(05-14-2015 07:50 PM)Chunnel Wrote:  

Could've been a Mennonite instead of an Amish. As a group they're more secular and more prone to leaving the homestead.

In upstate New York there were women who were obviously from some religious sect like that in the State University and they were soooooo gorgeous. Natural blond/blue, shy, absolutely perfect glowing skin from real food I guess-- and no boozing. I even flirted with them a couple times and they were delightful and giggly.

[MtnMan]

I grew up in western NY where there is a very large population of Mennonites. There are also a few Amish. Like others have stated, I can't think of a single girl or woman that was bangable. In the area I grew up, there is starting to be a lot of cases of genetic issues that people think are from several generations of interbreeding.

However, if you wanted to bang an Amish or Mennonite chick I would think you would need to infiltrate the rumspringa(sp?) parties. I can verify that these are real and fairly common. I've seen them throwing huge parties in barns where there are dozens of buggies and bikes parked all over the place. It would be funny to actually get into one of these and see what it was all about, but I never have.

Do it and report back, but I can't imagine finding a decent population of attractive girls. They could probably use some fresh genetic material in the mix...so there is that...

[Carboneraser]

Does anybody know where these parties take place? ~~~strictly for research

[MtnMan]

(05-15-2015 07:56 AM)Carboneraser Wrote:  

Does anybody know where these parties take place? ~~~strictly for research

I have seen them in remote barns on farms. They do not seem like they hold them at the main farm, but sometimes farmers will have barns that stand alone elsewhere. I think you would need to infiltrate the social circle to find out where these are being held.

[Akwesi]

If you really want to try this, go for a Hutterite instead. They have serious problems with inbreeding and are actively seaching for sperm donors (at least they used to be, a guy I knew was asked to do it some years back). They put a kind of curtain between you and the girl and then lift it up enough that you can penetrate.
There is one condition that I know of; you have to be of German descent. Don't know how they would check that if you look at least vaguely Northern European.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

Why not - they are not as holy as one may assume, but certainly more traditional even if they leave their congregation:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=957_1225131020

Here the documentary "The Devil's Playground" :

Quote:

"When they turn 16, Amish teenagers are allowed the freedom to explore the customs of the outside "English" world -- including alcohol, drugs and sex -- before deciding whether to join the Amish church for life or leave the community altogether.

This tumultuous period, which the Amish call rumspringa -- the Pennsylvania Dutch word for "running around" -- is the focus of Devil's Playground, a documentary by filmmaker Lucy Walker, which premiers Thursday night on Cinemax.

"They can go to the mall, they can stay out all weekend long. There's no curfew," Walker tells Morning Edition host Bob Edwards. "Their parents are going to turn a blind eye to all kinds of stuff."

In making her documentary, Walker says she was shocked to find hundreds of teens from Amish settlements in 10 states congregating in "barn hops" and "hoedowns". "They all come together and there will be three fields filled with cars and horse and buggies... and these barns crammed with very drunk teenagers."

One of the teens in Devil's Playground is 16-year-old Gerald of Indiana, who moves out of his parents' house to a trailer that Walker describes as "party headquarters."

"I didn't tell my parents for like a month," he says in the film. "They just kept wondering where I was off to and what I was doing... if I was living at home, I couldn't have 200 channels of DirecTV, a stereo and Nintendo and a fridge full of beer."

Velda, another subject of the film, suffered from depression as she went through rumspringa. Her parents convinced her to join the church but she changed her mind when she realized that "being Amish was actually her problem," Walker says.

"If you've joined church and then leave, they will shun you," Velda says. "The shunning for them is their last way of showing you that they love you. They think that you're breaking a promise that you made to the Amish church. They're afraid for your soul."

And then there's Faron, an 18-year-old with an escalating drug habit who idolizes the late rapper Tupac Shakur -- an unlikely hero for a boy who says he hopes to follow his father into the Amish ministry.

"Sometimes I kind of wish I would have gone Amish when I wanted to," Faron says. "I'd have it easy back there. I'd have a place to live, I'd have a nice job. That's what I was raised to be. I feel like nothing can change that because that's God's plan... My mom really wants me to come back into our church. I told her I might someday, and I might not...."

And despite the freedom to experiment, Walker is amazed that 85 to 90 percent of the teens do decide to return to the Amish ways and join the church."

Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=957_12251...7LewiMH.99

They are women, so Game just like all the others.

[the Thing]

(05-14-2015 06:55 PM)Carboneraser Wrote:  

They get one week out on their 20th birthdays to see the outside world and decide whether to go back.

It sounds like provider game and generally seeming a nice guy would work. She's never seen the outside world meaning she'll buy whatever bullshit line you throw at her, since she's never heard it before.

[Mikan]

One of my childhood friend's father snatched up an Amish girl during rumspringa, she never visited or communicated with her community again. He always joked that he "kidnapped" her. She had lifelong mental illness and substance abuse issues and was generally difficult to be around. It probably didnt help that is was 1968 and they she went immediately from her farm to the hippy commune that her "captor" lived on at the time.