Bruising cervix since 96
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"I just want to live out my days drinking virgin margaritas and banging virgin señoritas" - Uncle Cr33pin
Quote: (05-11-2015 02:31 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:
I am pretty sure the girl in that photo has had sex with more than 30 men. She has eaten out more than 5 girls during 3 way sex with another guy, she has been anally penetrated, spit roasted, done multiple guys at once, had several one night stands, and woken up drunk next to a guy (or 3) with no recollection of what happened, been pregnant and had no idea who the father was and aborted it, and had at least two nervous breakdowns. She has been a user of America's mental health system and when it all went to shit she has convinced herself that the man who was there to pick up all the pieces with his "dad bod" is far better than the dieseled out, tatted up dude with the eight inch dick that gave her vagina tingles (who she still dreams about when she uses her vibrator) over spring break in 2009. Don't worry "Dad Bod" when she divorces your sorry ass and takes half your shit, remember she really appreciated all your support.
Quote: (05-12-2015 08:21 AM)lemko Wrote:
Seeing these disgusting fatbodies only motivates me to hit the gym even more! I don't want to look like these guys! I see enough of them at work. They go to the cafeteria already sweating up a storm at 7:30 AM, waddle up to the counter with their blown-out knees, their ill-fitting clothes with their muffin-tops bulging out of their too-small pants and dress shirts ballooning out the sides with their girth, their ties not even long enough to reach the third button of their shirts, "I'd like some eggs...huff-puff...some bacon....huff-puff...some sausage...huff-puff...some home fries...huff-puff...and a Diet Coke! I gotta watch my weight!"
The sad thing is, these guys are ten to twenty years younger than me!
Quote: (05-12-2015 09:20 AM)NY Digital Wrote:
Just recently, I went on a date with a girl I had met in the bar, and in the midst of conversation, we were discussing what we noticed about each other, and when it was her turn to tell me what she picked up from my appearance:
(Something along the lines of)"You were hot, had a sexy body, and I could feel the confidence coming off of you."
Don't believe the ideal male body type pictures you see out there. The simple truth is girls like muscular, built men. If you're fit, everything just becomes so much simpler and streamlined.
In this situation, I knew the girl for less than a minute and had to leave and she knew right away she wanted to hang out with me.
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It excuses girls who repost this from self-improvement of their low quality bodies, (but they have no intention of doing anything other than 'settling' for a guy like this, they all think they can do better).