This is a post that I’ve been meaning to write for a while.
Some of you will hopefully try it and have as awesome of a success that I have and others will completely disregard it.
Why wear a kilt?
Because they are comfortable and feel amazing to wear. You are essentially walking around naked and it feels awesome. With your balls swinging and getting tons of positive comments you feel unstoppable with women.
Chris over at GLL talks about how a women needs to be sexually available at the moment to have a chance at fucking her that night. He gives awesome screening advice. But guess what? Kilts do your screening for you. There is something primal about a kilt and the confidence it takes to wear one that brings out the DTF in women. DTF women will approach you and ask you questions like “what’s under there” “are you wearing it the ‘traditional’ way” etc. Drunk and DTF will walk up and reach up for a cock grab to find out themselves. It is actually difficult to NOT get laid wearing one if you even have a small amount of game.
These questions and behavior happen all the time to kilt wearers, of all ages. Here are a few threads that show how it can be.
http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/f99/b...ion-87598/
http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/f100/...out-82090/
There’s plenty more I just don’t feel like searching for them.
Personally I’ve gotten laid wearing one too many times to count. I've pulled several to a bathroom once they did the cock grab with little more than a word or two spoken. I will never go to a strip club without one because… well you’ll have to find out for yourself. Bottom line is they work and they work great.
Types of Kilts
I don’t think I need to explain what a kilt is but there are definitely different kinds and qualities. The two major ones are modern and traditional. Modern kilts come in many colors like olive, khaki, camo etc. The first major manufacturer of these was Utilikilt out of Seattle. They make great high quality kilts but they are a little pricey. UTkilts is another manufacturer, the quality isn’t as high as Utilikilt but neither is the price. I’m not really a fan of these and rarely see anyone wear one and look good.
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Next up are traditional kilts. These are the plaid ones that most people think of when they think of kilts. These come in a variety of colors also known as tartans which traditionally represent a family name. The red ones that everyone is probably familiar with is Royal Stewart. The Stewart clan also has other tartans such as Hunting Stewart. Traditionally, one should wear one from their family heritage but anymore only a few kilt snobs really care.
Traditional kilts can be dressed up to black tie formal or dressed down to strong man events and dive bars. There are several accessories that can be worn with these such as the Singh Dub (knife) and sporran (essentially a fancy fanny pack).
Casual look.
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This is good but would be much better if he had a sporran on
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236...8866c7.jpg
Price wise with these you can get into a budget one for fifty bucks or you can go bespoke and get one that is 8-9 yards of material, this is where the saying “the whole nine yards” came from btw.
Starting Out
First of all it takes a little bit of courage for most to wear one out for the first time. Personally I’ve worn mine all over the world in bars ranging from true red and white Hells Angels bars to some fancy dinner clubs. To sporting events and through airport security. As much as I hate TSA, opt-ing out of the body scanner and watching the agent be completely awkward for the pat down is hilarious. The more you wear it the more comfortable you will become.
Personally I would start out with a budget kilt, the cheapest I have found is the affordable line at kiltmart.com
You need to but a sporran too. First these kilts don’t have pockets and you need to put your stuff somewhere. Second, one of these kilts without a sporran is just a skirt. I prefer the more formal ones even for casual wear such as the rabbit fur ones with the rabbit foot tassles. Two reasons. I think they look best.
My best opeing line is “want to pet my fuzzy balls?” and then point to the sporran when they get that look on their face and accuse her of being a pervert. Don’t worry about buying the hose, flash and everything else until you decide you like it.
A kilt, sporran, dark shirt and boots is all you really need to get started.
The modern kilts are nice but I haven’t had nearly the success as with the traditional. They just simply don’t draw the attention. To me they are the cargo shorts of kilts.
But I Can’t Pull it Off
But ScubaDude, you are fair skinned and freckled so you can just say you’re wearing it for heritage. I’m black, latin etc.
Yeah so? Make something up then if you feel like it. I’m in a friends Scottish wedding in a few months and have to get comfortable with it. My grandfather was Scottish. Because I feel like it. If it’s a girl wearing pants ask her why she’s wearing men’s clothes. Nobody cares, they’re just making conversation. I got a black Rastafarian to wear one of mine out. He was so skinny he had to wrap it 1 ½ times around him and he STILL owned it like few I’ve seen before. Wear it with confidence.
Some of you will hopefully try it and have as awesome of a success that I have and others will completely disregard it.
Why wear a kilt?
Because they are comfortable and feel amazing to wear. You are essentially walking around naked and it feels awesome. With your balls swinging and getting tons of positive comments you feel unstoppable with women.
Chris over at GLL talks about how a women needs to be sexually available at the moment to have a chance at fucking her that night. He gives awesome screening advice. But guess what? Kilts do your screening for you. There is something primal about a kilt and the confidence it takes to wear one that brings out the DTF in women. DTF women will approach you and ask you questions like “what’s under there” “are you wearing it the ‘traditional’ way” etc. Drunk and DTF will walk up and reach up for a cock grab to find out themselves. It is actually difficult to NOT get laid wearing one if you even have a small amount of game.
These questions and behavior happen all the time to kilt wearers, of all ages. Here are a few threads that show how it can be.
http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/f99/b...ion-87598/
http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/f100/...out-82090/
There’s plenty more I just don’t feel like searching for them.
Personally I’ve gotten laid wearing one too many times to count. I've pulled several to a bathroom once they did the cock grab with little more than a word or two spoken. I will never go to a strip club without one because… well you’ll have to find out for yourself. Bottom line is they work and they work great.
Types of Kilts
I don’t think I need to explain what a kilt is but there are definitely different kinds and qualities. The two major ones are modern and traditional. Modern kilts come in many colors like olive, khaki, camo etc. The first major manufacturer of these was Utilikilt out of Seattle. They make great high quality kilts but they are a little pricey. UTkilts is another manufacturer, the quality isn’t as high as Utilikilt but neither is the price. I’m not really a fan of these and rarely see anyone wear one and look good.
Next up are traditional kilts. These are the plaid ones that most people think of when they think of kilts. These come in a variety of colors also known as tartans which traditionally represent a family name. The red ones that everyone is probably familiar with is Royal Stewart. The Stewart clan also has other tartans such as Hunting Stewart. Traditionally, one should wear one from their family heritage but anymore only a few kilt snobs really care.
Traditional kilts can be dressed up to black tie formal or dressed down to strong man events and dive bars. There are several accessories that can be worn with these such as the Singh Dub (knife) and sporran (essentially a fancy fanny pack).
Casual look.
This is good but would be much better if he had a sporran on
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236...8866c7.jpg
Price wise with these you can get into a budget one for fifty bucks or you can go bespoke and get one that is 8-9 yards of material, this is where the saying “the whole nine yards” came from btw.
Starting Out
First of all it takes a little bit of courage for most to wear one out for the first time. Personally I’ve worn mine all over the world in bars ranging from true red and white Hells Angels bars to some fancy dinner clubs. To sporting events and through airport security. As much as I hate TSA, opt-ing out of the body scanner and watching the agent be completely awkward for the pat down is hilarious. The more you wear it the more comfortable you will become.
Personally I would start out with a budget kilt, the cheapest I have found is the affordable line at kiltmart.com
You need to but a sporran too. First these kilts don’t have pockets and you need to put your stuff somewhere. Second, one of these kilts without a sporran is just a skirt. I prefer the more formal ones even for casual wear such as the rabbit fur ones with the rabbit foot tassles. Two reasons. I think they look best.
My best opeing line is “want to pet my fuzzy balls?” and then point to the sporran when they get that look on their face and accuse her of being a pervert. Don’t worry about buying the hose, flash and everything else until you decide you like it.
A kilt, sporran, dark shirt and boots is all you really need to get started.
The modern kilts are nice but I haven’t had nearly the success as with the traditional. They just simply don’t draw the attention. To me they are the cargo shorts of kilts.
But I Can’t Pull it Off
But ScubaDude, you are fair skinned and freckled so you can just say you’re wearing it for heritage. I’m black, latin etc.
Yeah so? Make something up then if you feel like it. I’m in a friends Scottish wedding in a few months and have to get comfortable with it. My grandfather was Scottish. Because I feel like it. If it’s a girl wearing pants ask her why she’s wearing men’s clothes. Nobody cares, they’re just making conversation. I got a black Rastafarian to wear one of mine out. He was so skinny he had to wrap it 1 ½ times around him and he STILL owned it like few I’ve seen before. Wear it with confidence.
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