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02-08-2015, 10:17 AM
I think the first thing I would do is get a second opinion from another doctor.
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02-08-2015, 10:21 AM
10 to sperm bank, 90 to wealthy women. Hope I could piggy back off one of them to get that shit fixed
I'd be super worried about nutting accidentally or without benefit
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02-08-2015, 10:22 AM
obviously i would pick up tantric yoga and nut once every 100 shags.
this should last me till i'm senile
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02-08-2015, 10:42 AM
I have absolutely no way to answer that question, but congrats on this great, completely original thread topic.
I wish I was as cool as you.
I'm the King of Beijing!
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02-08-2015, 01:19 PM
Quote: (02-08-2015 10:15 AM)ikemen Wrote:
I may even learn how to toss the salad.
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02-08-2015, 01:26 PM
Thats a hilarious thing to think about. It probably would make me act like a chick, wanting commitment, because I know my sex cells are now extremely valuable.
Imagine what would happen- if girls produced millions of eggs every day and guys only produced a sperm a month?
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02-08-2015, 01:59 PM
The site itself is a HOW TO MAKE A BETTER BETA BIBLE.
Equating female experiences with male ones is ridiculous. It is not even funny, it's just stupid.
The site itself reminds me of a feminist who tries to talk to me via BRO, DUDE and other such dude-isms to move me to her fucked-up side of the male fucking feminist.
Go eat shit.
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02-08-2015, 02:27 PM
I would rawdog 99 motherly women. My last beauties...
Taking the odds of impregnating them all, I would teach the children. Learn those kids in the Venusian arts, creating wealth through finance, and most importantly, bestow upon them the gift of knowing that they are not special.
They would be grateful and repay the favour with taking care of me whence I'm old and wrinkly.
Until that time, I would await a wet dream to kill me in my sleep.
Peacefully in bliss. To die and live in my dreams.
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02-08-2015, 04:05 PM
Bookmark the "No Fap...serious" thread
Apply for disability.
Get a transplant with disability money.
Unbookmark the "No Fap...serious" thread
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02-08-2015, 04:33 PM
Hold on. Just because you have only 100 nuts left does not mean you cannot have more orgasms.
Thus I would use my remaining 100 nuts to have children. I'd probably freeze the first 10, then just to impregnante a live female with the remaining 90.
After that, you're a free man. No more risk of kids.
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02-08-2015, 04:51 PM
I'd probably write a book about my unique situation and make tons of $$ off it.
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02-08-2015, 06:18 PM
Damn Roosh, you posted his name. You must have the same distaste for weakinglings as many men on this board have.
EDIT: And did you ever do the interview?
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02-08-2015, 06:32 PM
There were a couple exchanges where his questions failed to "stump" me and then that was that.
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02-08-2015, 09:18 PM
Yeesh, I'm surprised creationists aren't using this disease as evidence that intelligent design exists because God hates us.
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02-08-2015, 09:47 PM
Quote: (02-08-2015 09:13 PM)Gorgiass Wrote:
Apparently "fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa" is a real thing. The article actually says he only has 100 erections left, so much for tantra. What would I do?
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When doctors declared themselves stymied by his injury, Mullen elected to engage in a painful form of self-treatment: He pummeled his leg with wrenches and knife handles in an attempt to break up the scar tissue that was strangling his bones. The process was so agonizing that Mullen often had to drive out to remote areas so that no one could hear his screams. He kept at it because it yielded results, albeit slowly—Mullen knew that it would take him several years to get back to full health.
Anything to keep things in order down there.
Haha yeah exactly, first thing I thought when I heard scar tissue was "better start foam rolling".
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02-09-2015, 11:44 AM
I would make sure each nut was expensed for procreation only