[FANATICAL]

This is all over Australian and NZ media.

The ex fiancee must be a beta of the year contender... Slept at her house while she banged a guy in public view and drove her to the car the next day...

http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/rela...7205697002

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(02-05-2015 01:47 AM)FANATICAL Wrote:  

This is all over Australian and NZ media.

The ex fiancee must be a beta of the year contender... Slept at her house while she banged a guy in public view and drove her to the car the next day...

http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/rela...7205697002

Every pro-office romper knows that you have to kill the lights to have some privacy. Usually there is sufficient light from the outside in offices to fuck in decency. At one company I worked at I often fucked my boss that way - I was 27 and she was 34 back then.

Now the guy is getting divorce-raped and shamed all across the globe - his career likely severely impacted.

[Snowplow]

Always check your surroundings!

[TravelerKai]

What is this? Amateur hour? What a couple of muppets.

[Goldfinger]

(02-05-2015 01:47 AM)FANATICAL Wrote:  

This is all over Australian and NZ media.

The ex fiancee must be a beta of the year contender... Slept at her house while she banged a guy in public view and drove her to the car the next day...

http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/rela...7205697002

Why have you linked the mobile version?

http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/woul...7209371509

[SteveMcMahon]

Sigh.

HR should give seminars on this or something.

Here's how you do surreptitious shagging in the workplace:

* The disabled toilets.


Thank you, wheelchair guys!

Disabled toilets are ideal for a quickie, there's a lot more space than normal toilets and they usually have a wheelchair accessible railing or a sink you can bend her over. Obviously DO NOT USE during normal working hours, and don't both leave at the same time.

* The stationery closet.



Not as good as the disabled toilet, but still good for a blowjob or if you just want to feel her up, get her all hot and bothered, then send her back to her desk so she's sitting in a puddle gagging for you the rest of the day.

* The corporate event.



Anything that involves Powerpoint, booze and a hotel is Office Shag Central. Just take commonsense precautions - don't slam the bed against the wall if your boss is in the next room, and keep a wary eye out so people don't see you entering and leaving the room.

DO NOT:

* Fuck her on the photocopier. Those things can easily break and leave glass embedded in her arse. Questions will be asked.


Not even once.

* Bang anywhere in an open plan office. You never know when a colleague / security guard / cleaner is going to turn up.

Office Shagging: Extra Credit

* Always have an alibi. If you're caught leaving a hotel room / stationery cupboard / toilet cubicle together, have a prepared story in case you run into someone you know. Say she had a nosebleed or lost a contact or something.

They won't believe you, but they won't contradict you either.


What Would Shaggy Do?

* DO NOT do sexy times with another woman and then go straight back to your wife or girlfriend. Bitches have super smellers and will sniff your sex stank as soon as you wallk in the door. You need a minimum of a shower and a change of clothes. KEEP THE SEX CLOTHES WELL AWAY FROM HER TILL THEY'RE WASHED. Gym memberships come in handy for this, and also provide a cover story.


The result of poor office shag planning

[samsamsam]

SteveMcMahon,

Always love the posts with multiple pics. Do you just have all these pics handy? I think quite a bit of time goes into setting these up. Much appreciated always a good laugh.

[DJ-Matt]

WB the news anchor.

[SteveMcMahon]

(02-05-2015 11:40 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

SteveMcMahon,

Always love the posts with multiple pics. Do you just have all these pics handy? I think quite a bit of time goes into setting these up. Much appreciated always a good laugh.

Thanks samsamsam!



I love pictures. I would communicate entirely in pictures if I could. And 80's montages.

I'd love to say I have some sort of Batcomputer dedicated to finding the choicest of gifs, but it's really just Google Image search.


"You... you didn't look at my... uhhh... browser history while I was gone... did you?"

[StrikeBack]

Wait, there's a bangable female office worker in NZ???

[bojangles]

disabled toilets for the win