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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
01-12-2015, 05:42 AM
I say "Of course I miss you. I just had the ending of Breaking Bad spoiled out of nowhere." (Not necessarily Breaking Bad. Although that is a true story, had it spoiled live by the host of Talking Bad when I thought it was safe to take the headphones off.)
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
01-12-2015, 02:48 PM
My personal favourite is:
"Like a hernia"
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
01-12-2015, 02:54 PM
Lots of legit responses. Especially BB and ali.
I will just add 'come over'.
This is direct and to the point, if she is able to come then I will call her bluff and discard her request. If she wants attention she can come get some real life attention.
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
01-12-2015, 03:08 PM
I'd go for your original idea, "maybe a little". Fuck it - add an emoticon with a wink or something. Texting English as second language girls is a different game, those really cocky messages are going to blow up in your face
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
01-12-2015, 03:42 PM
Her: do you miss me?
If she's out of town, I say, "you haven't been gone long enough yet"
If she's local, I say, "You haven't gone anywhere"
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
01-15-2015, 05:32 AM
"I know you missed this long dick"
Nope.
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
01-16-2015, 09:27 AM
Her: Do you miss me?
Me: Flattery will get you nowhere.
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
01-16-2015, 12:18 PM
Nope, I'm always on target.
Don't debate me.
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
01-16-2015, 07:56 PM
I would quote from the movie Django Unchained " I miss you like.. like a baby miss mammys titty"
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
11-15-2015, 07:42 AM
her: 你想了我么
me: 我怎么不想你的屁股呢?
Responding to 'do you miss me?'
11-16-2015, 05:02 AM
OVER THE PHONE
Push straight to bang logistics if communication is over the phone.
FACE TO FACE
Isolate (probably already have)
Escalate & push through to your bang spot if in person.
Validate that shit with dick & steely determination.
She misses you right?
I always take it as sub-communication for sex.
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
11-16-2015, 09:14 AM
I love when girls give me these opportunities to be an ass. The best thing to do is to be rude by not answering the question.
Her: "Do you miss me?"
Me: "when are you free to hang out?"
Her: "Well, I'm off Wednesday and Thursday."
Me: "Damn, Ronda Rousey got bodied haha"
Her: "I have no idea who that is..."
Hours pass
Me: "knock knock..."
Her: "who's there?"
Me: *blah blah blah*
Or you can do this
Her: "Do you miss me?"
Me: "I just saw you ;p"
Her: *blah blah blah*
^this works best if you haven't seen her for 5-9 days
- The Don
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
11-16-2015, 10:22 AM
Her: Do you miss me?
Me: Sure, why not!
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
11-16-2015, 12:00 PM
Quote: (01-10-2015 04:08 AM)Saga Wrote:
"You'll know when I see you"
Then when you see her, tell her in all the best non-verbal ways you know how.
“Our great danger is not that we aim too high and fail, but that we aim too low and succeed.” ― Rollo Tomassi
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
11-16-2015, 04:37 PM
"sometimes"
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Responding to 'do you miss me?'
11-16-2015, 10:46 PM
I got this one today.
I made plans on Saturday night with this pretty hot girl, and she knows it, to come over to my place Sunday morning to make me Omlettes (breakfast game!). She shows up Sunday morning complaining about how hungry she is, how she's hung over, etc and would rather go out for breakfast. I wanted to eat right away so we did as well. Hung out Sunday afternoon. Today I get this text
Her: U miss me yet?!?!?!
Me: I miss those killer Omlettes you made....oh wait...
Her: Heeyy! I'll come back this weekend and make it up to you
Game on