[mikado]

Link to the article
Source: TMZ staff

Extract:

Slash (49 yo) 's rock and roll fortune could soon be sliced in half ... TMZ has learned he didn't have a prenup and his wife is gunning for half.

Sources close to Perla Ferrar (39 yo) tell us she's already hired a lawyer to figure out exactly how much money Slash has earned since their 2001 marriage. The lawyer and at least one pencil pusher are assessing real property, album sales and other assets.

Perla never knew specifics ... but she believes he's made 10s of millions of dollars since they married, and she's entitled to 50%

Slah also asked for shared custody of their 2 boys.

We're told this time around Perla believes Slash has moved on -- he's already dating someone and has destroyed any chance of a reconciliation.


This is what you get when you wife up a hoe. He met her backstage at a Guns N’ Roses concert ...


Don't marry in the US, folks. Especially when you are rich and succesful.

[El Chinito loco]

So this groupie slapper has been married to him since 2001 for roughly 14 solid years. They estimate Slash's income from that point to be tens of millions. Let's assume it's roughly 20 million over a 14 year period which is not unreasonable given his appearances, residuals, yearly independent solo projects etc..

This means she stands to get 10 million dollars cash for 14 years of marriage. Slash basically paid this whore an annual salary of $714,285 (maybe more depending on the judgement) for the "privilege" of sleeping with the same wrinkled pussy and to shit out some kids.

I did a quick google search. What kind of people make $700,000 a year?

The president only makes $400k a year.

Heart and brain surgeons make about $400k too at the height.

CEOS can easily take $700k but that's the average with some making way more. It's probably more like 300-400k for the average company CEO.

Wall street bankers and lawyers about 400k

I came up with this chart only goes up to 2008 but I imagine the income gap has gotten much more serious since then.




So by virtue of spreading her pussy lips and using the U.S. court system to divorce rape a famous man this common whore has managed to (maybe) make it into the top .01-.05% of earners in the U.S.


Amazing!

[lskdfjldsf]

In sales, it's an unwritten rule that you should hit your targets consistently, but never smash them, or your target will be twice as high the next quarter. You'll be selling much more, for much less. The same applies to marriage.

When committing to a woman, it's better to have a six digit income, good looks, and good game, than be a world-famous millionaire with a bullseye on his chest. The second your wallet earns you commitment is the second you become a slave.

[samsamsam]

Was she ever pretty?

[Phoenix]

No prenup, no tears.

[enderilluminatus]

LOL

[monster]

FWIY, from what I heard Perla was a huge influence on Slash. She got him clean, got him involved in all his side projects, managed his daily affairs. She was like Sharon Osbourne to Ozzy. Without her Slash would likely have been dead od'd in some alleyway in Hollywood.

A lot of talented artistic types have no grounding in reality and are codependent on a strong woman to sort of guide their careers in reality. Slash (and Ozzy) were extremely lucky to have found business-oriented women like Sharon and Perla, otherwise Slash would have been a used up has-been like every other 80s musician (including axl). And lord knows these women would have exerted a much more positive influence than a male business manager because artists see business manager as "evil" simply because they're business, which they feel is antagonistic to talent and creativity.

If this is true, I don't think it's right that she should not be entitled to anything.

[VolandoVengoVolandoVoy]

He was already wealthy and famous when he married her.
There is no excuse for not shielding his wealth.
Even if he was strung out...he didn't have a lawyer or financial adviser or anyone who could have told him about what adults do?

[monster]

(01-05-2015 01:27 PM)VolandoVengoVolandoVoy Wrote:  

He was already wealthy and famous when he married her.
There is no excuse for not shielding his wealth.
Even if he was strung out...he didn't have a lawyer or financial adviser or anyone who could have told him about what adults do?

Possibly, in the article above: Sources close to Perla Ferrar (39 yo) tell us she's already hired a lawyer to figure out exactly how much money Slash has earned since their 2001 marriage. The lawyer and at least one pencil pusher are assessing real property, album sales and other assets.

[turkishcandy]

(01-05-2015 12:39 PM)mikado Wrote:  

This is what you get when you wife up a hoe.

Don't marry in the US, folks. Especially when you are rich and succesful.

This is what you get when you wife up. Period.
And it has nothing to do with US. Both in common law and continental law it's the same formula:
x= your wealth the moment you filed for divorce.
y= your wealth the moment you got married.
Your wife gets= (x-y)/2.
You get the same from your wife. If one of you is rich, the other one is probably not working, and the chances are it's the husband who is rich, so there is nothing you can get from your wife. That's how you lose the half. (also you get to keep the earnings from your previous properties, the gifts and donations you got, your personal stuff and whatever cash you spent and stuff you consumed during the marriage) It's the same in Europe, Turkey, U.K, U.S.A etc. This is what you are signing up when you get married, you are knowingly agreeing to that if it doesn't work out you are going to give to her half of what you kept/bought from your earnings during marriage and she will give you half of hers. So I don't consider this a divorce rape. For all I care this is a getting consensually buttfucked by your wife.

The real divorce rape happens outside of theory, when you lose more than half due to intentional miscalculations of her lawyer, incompetence of your lawyer, how bad you settle, alimony, child support and (if you cheated) on judge's incentive. These are more likely to happen in common law (US, UK, Canada etc.) Also, just because you are a man you have to leave the house to her (usually for much lower than its real market value) and maybe a car too, if she needs. Actually, the moment she files for divorce, you have to move out of the house.

We've covered this issue many times. Prenup is not a solution, it gets overthrown by white knight judges. Living together without marriage is not a solution, judges rule on that she deserves alimony. The moment you let a woman through your front door with her suitcase, you are eternally damned. So don't do that.

[monster]

Also - since I was a huge Slash fan - I believe Slash & Perla have broken up only 100 times before over the last decade. This is just another in a long line of divorces.

They'll probably call of the divorce and reconcile in a few weeks or months.

[Dr. Howard]

Public Service Announcement: If it can happen to slash, it can happen to you. Beware of gold digging bitches.

PS: Would smash that sloppy titted whore, she's my kind of slut.

[DarkTriad]

(01-05-2015 01:22 PM)monster Wrote:  

FWIY, from what I heard Perla was a huge influence on Slash. She got him clean, got him involved in all his side projects, managed his daily affairs. She was like Sharon Osbourne to Ozzy. Without her Slash would likely have been dead od'd in some alleyway in Hollywood.

A lot of talented artistic types have no grounding in reality and are codependent on a strong woman to sort of guide their careers in reality. Slash (and Ozzy) were extremely lucky to have found business-oriented women like Sharon and Perla, otherwise Slash would have been a used up has-been like every other 80s musician (including axl). And lord knows these women would have exerted a much more positive influence than a male business manager because artists see business manager as "evil" simply because they're business, which they feel is antagonistic to talent and creativity.

If this is true, I don't think it's right that she should not be entitled to anything.

That's a little dramatic and inaccurate - Rich people rarely OD, there are too many people with a vested interest looking out for them. And if I had to choose to between 5 million dollars, drugs, and dozens of dimepiece groupies or 40 million dollars while having to be married to Sharon Osborne, I would choose the 5 million every time. Heck, I would take 5 years of it and an OD in alley over having to listen to Sharon Osborne every minute of every day for the rest of my life. What's the point of being rich if you still have to deal with that? What's the point of living a long time if it's a long time with her?

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FWIY, from what I heard Perla was a huge influence on Slash. She got him clean, got him involved in all his side projects, managed his daily affairs. She was like Sharon Osbourne to Ozzy. Without her Slash would likely have been dead od'd in some alleyway in Hollywood.

A lot of talented artistic types have no grounding in reality and are codependent on a strong woman to sort of guide their careers in reality. Slash (and Ozzy) were extremely lucky to have found business-oriented women like Sharon and Perla...

This is a bullshit hustle. If you think these girls can do a better job than guys like Ubermensch music manager Shep Gordon, you're out of your mind. And these superagents charge a lot less than 50%. These women insert themselves into running the daily lives of these guys so they can control them better. They make a few basic business moves to keep the mealticket earning (it's their money after all) and then try to take credit for a genius artists income. This is the hustle they're selling.

[Switch]

I believe that smart men with good game can have a succesful marriage, even in the USA. There are 150 million women in the US, some of them (2 million maybe?) are marriage material.

[DarkTriad]

A lot of guys think they're smart enough to win at 3 Card Monty too. It's a gamble, and worse than that, it's a bad gamble. Don't stick your dick in the meatgrinder.


"An interesting game Dr. Falcon...the only way to win is not to play." - The supercomputer from Wargames

[Dr. Howard]

I was curious about this so I dug around and what a surprise, in the 4 months leading up to this story this woman's instagram has been documenting her ramping up the fitness/gym to a masters division fitness competitor level.

She's all 'eat clean, go to the gym' preachy. She's hit her 'eat pray love' phase....and yet another lesson to those in LTRs or marriages. If a chick all of a sudden decides to diet and get fit, working out like a maniac and posting it all online like an attention whore. You have been served your divorce papers.

[markygras]

(01-05-2015 12:53 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

I think one of the Roosevelts said that facts can be difficult, but statistics can be malleable. Or something like that.

That chart is infuriating since it doesn't allow for bimodal or true values for the "bottom 90%". For all we know, the 0-25% are considered negative income, since roughly 25% of the population is on welfare. Then there's the folks that make $0 because they don't work. These values drag down all the other values encapsulated in the 90%. For all we know, based on the chart, the 80-90% range could make just a single penny less than the 90-95% range. (obviously that's not the case, but it illustrates how useless these charts are).

[Dr. Howard]

(01-06-2015 08:19 AM)markygras Wrote:  

(01-05-2015 12:53 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

I think one of the Roosevelts said that facts can be difficult, but statistics can be malleable. Or something like that.

That chart is infuriating since it doesn't allow for bimodal or true values for the "bottom 90%". For all we know, the 0-25% are considered negative income, since roughly 25% of the population is on welfare. Then there's the folks that make $0 because they don't work. These values drag down all the other values encapsulated in the 90%. For all we know, based on the chart, the 80-90% range could make just a single penny less than the 90-95% range. (obviously that's not the case, but it illustrates how useless these charts are).

That is a good point, those with $0 income because they don't work, are never going to have an increase and income and so will contribute a 0% change over time value to the mean values being calculated. With 37.2% of americans 16 or older not in the labor force, that is alot of zeros to throw into that bottom bracket calculation. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-...-year-high

The same article says the non labor force value was 92,018,000. in April 2014. Thats 67% of that bottom bracket. No wonder its so different that those above it. Mind you, the next bracket up 38% vs. 385% is still pretty wild.

[heavy]

Without getting into the dollar amounts, which appear to be illogical (judgement not yet determined it appears)...He married her.

What did he expect?

I was stupid for getting married knowing a 50% divorce rate. He was stupider for getting married knowing a 50% divorce rate and given his wealth and status.

What bothers me is all the stories about lower marriage rates and birth rates without ever mentioning no fault divorce law and divorce and alimony dollar amounts.

[monster]

(01-05-2015 11:39 PM)DarkTriad Wrote:  

That's a little dramatic and inaccurate - Rich people rarely OD, there are too many people with a vested interest looking out for them. And if I had to choose to between 5 million dollars, drugs, and dozens of dimepiece groupies or 40 million dollars while having to be married to Sharon Osborne, I would choose the 5 million every time.

Obviously you don't know about Slash. He already overdosed and died & was revived. He chose the drugs.

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This is a bullshit hustle. If you think these girls can do a better job than guys like Ubermensch music manager Shep Gordon, you're out of your mind. And these superagents charge a lot less than 50%. These women insert themselves into running the daily lives of these guys so they can control them better. They make a few basic business moves to keep the mealticket earning (it's their money after all) and then try to take credit for a genius artists income. This is the hustle they're selling.

If you think Shep Gordon would have signed Slash you're out of your mind. Shep might have signed Axl as he signed prominent and huge frontmen, but a guitarist who doesn't even sing...crazy.

One think you have to realize about ubermanagers is they don't sign anyone with talent. They sign people who have their shit together, because they invest a lot of time and money in it and don't want the loss and embarrasment from someone who's flakey and arrogant and has a drug problem.



The bottom line is that perla and slash have already broken up 100s of times before and this is just another breakup where they'll be back together. They're each lost without the other.

[Dr. Howard]

(01-06-2015 09:25 AM)monster Wrote:  

(01-05-2015 11:39 PM)DarkTriad Wrote:  

That's a little dramatic and inaccurate - Rich people rarely OD, there are too many people with a vested interest looking out for them. And if I had to choose to between 5 million dollars, drugs, and dozens of dimepiece groupies or 40 million dollars while having to be married to Sharon Osborne, I would choose the 5 million every time.

Obviously you don't know about Slash. He already overdosed and died & was revived. He chose the drugs.

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This is a bullshit hustle. If you think these girls can do a better job than guys like Ubermensch music manager Shep Gordon, you're out of your mind. And these superagents charge a lot less than 50%. These women insert themselves into running the daily lives of these guys so they can control them better. They make a few basic business moves to keep the mealticket earning (it's their money after all) and then try to take credit for a genius artists income. This is the hustle they're selling.

If you think Shep Gordon would have signed Slash you're out of your mind. Shep might have signed Axl as he signed prominent and huge frontmen, but a guitarist who doesn't even sing...crazy.

One think you have to realize about ubermanagers is they don't sign anyone with talent. They sign people who have their shit together, because they invest a lot of time and money in it and don't want the loss and embarrasment from someone who's flakey and arrogant and has a drug problem.



The bottom line is that perla and slash have already broken up 100s of times before and this is just another breakup where they'll be back together. They're each lost without the other.

I just hope Perla releases a sex tape in the meantime.

[DickDastardly]

One thing that hasn't been mentioned so far...you guys are gonna love this...

Perla Ferrer is a former hooker and madame linked to Heidi Fleiss. She got busted in Vegas running escorts to high class clients in a vice squad sting operation.

Slash married her after this. And had two kids with her. Made her his manager of all his affairs.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/1997/jun...mgm-party/

[monster]

(01-06-2015 06:52 PM)DickDastardly Wrote:  

One thing that hasn't been mentioned so far...you guys are gonna love this...

Perla Ferrer is a former hooker and madame linked to Heidi Fleiss. She got busted in Vegas running escorts to high class clients in a vice squad sting operation.

Slash married her after this. And had two kids with her. Made her his manager of all his affairs.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/1997/jun...mgm-party/

Yeah, I'm sure that's what attracted Slash to her. Sure slash fucked a shitload of groupies but he's not "alpha" in relationships. Here comes a former Vegas Madame - a strong businesswoman - and Slash was attracted to the guidance and foundation that she represented.

But honestly when you think about it, you couldn't write a better match than a guitar god and a hooker/madame. I mean, that's like two peas in a pod really. Straight out of the Book of Rock-N-Roll Fairytales.

Slash is Slash. I mean I love the guy but he's the type of guy who could never do anything completely on his own and is the eternal "sidekick" whether it's for Axl, Perla, or whoever. He's not a leader or a good rolemodel for the MGTOW crowd (or anyone really) but goddamn I can't think of anyone - not even billionaire CEOs - who wouldn't trade places with him just to have been the most famous guitarist even in GNR and the fame, success, women, etc even if it meant showing some beta tendencies. haha.

[DickDastardly]

(01-06-2015 07:04 PM)monster Wrote:  

(01-06-2015 06:52 PM)DickDastardly Wrote:  

One thing that hasn't been mentioned so far...you guys are gonna love this...

Perla Ferrer is a former hooker and madame linked to Heidi Fleiss. She got busted in Vegas running escorts to high class clients in a vice squad sting operation.

Slash married her after this. And had two kids with her. Made her his manager of all his affairs.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/1997/jun...mgm-party/

Yeah, I'm sure that's what attracted Slash to her. Sure slash fucked a shitload of groupies but he's not "alpha" in relationships. Here comes a former Vegas Madame - a strong businesswoman - and Slash was attracted to the guidance and foundation that she represented.

But honestly when you think about it, you couldn't write a better match than a guitar god and a hooker/madame. I mean, that's like two peas in a pod really. Straight out of the Book of Rock-N-Roll Fairytales.

Slash is Slash. I mean I love the guy but he's the type of guy who could never do anything completely on his own and is the eternal "sidekick" whether it's for Axl, Perla, or whoever. He's not a leader or a good rolemodel for the MGTOW crowd (or anyone really) but goddamn I can't think of anyone - not even billionaire CEOs - who wouldn't trade places with him just to have been the most famous guitarist even in GNR and the fame, success, women, etc even if it meant showing some beta tendencies. haha.

Speaking of Beta...have you seen Axl these days. It's literally the name of his Brazilian housekeeper turned manager who he refers to as "mother"

She's only a couple of years older than him and now manages GNR.

He's a pathetic figure.

[Plato]

Seeing Guns N' Roses grow old has been really hard. Rock really is a young persons game.

Props to Slash for not aging at all though.

And for you Gn'R fans (ie. everyone) - this acoustic demo for November Rain is amazing. Axl originally wrote the song during the sessions leading up to the recording of 'Appetite For Destruction'.

The song has a totally different feel - and the fan video for it is very effective. I sometimes get a little tear when I see the last 40 seconds of the video. It is beautiful.

God damn - Axl Rose had talent back then. He could whistle in the shower and turn it into a hit song.

The autobiography by Slash is very interesting. As a band - Guns N' Roses were always too busy performing, partying, getting pissed off at each other and taking drugs to actually sit down and write songs as a band.

From time to time - they would meet up and write 2-3 hit songs in a day. From scratch.

As a band they were like a firecracker about to explode. It is a miracle they stayed together as long as they did to produce as many great songs as they did.

A band like Gn'R only works as a fucked up, out of control monster.

Or not all all.

You can see this attitude summed up in the original cover for 'Appetite For Destruction' album cover - which later got withdrawn for being too offensive.

It is a painting of a robot drunk on cheap liquor raping a chick.



I am so grateful to my older brother for introducing me to this band when I was just 10. It is so powerful having your memories of childhood wrapped up in the dystopian, wild, anarchic sounds of the greatest rock band of all time.