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Where are your friends?
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Where are your friends?

I don't know if this questions qualifies as a shit test, I guess it depends on the context and delivery, but it is one hell of a good question.

I live in Denmark, the mother country of social circles, and flying solo is weird as fuck. On top of that, I don't drink alcohol due to some heavy meds, that get processed in my liver. If you were to describe Danes with "three" words, I would say, social circle, alcohol and bacon.

Anyway, the "where are your friends?" question, is something I dread when going out alone. I have done some thinking to come up with some suitable answers:

Where are your friends?
  • Why, are you lonely?
  • Get your own friends!
  • Why is that important to you? Or Why, is that important to you?
  • I guess we are not friends then!
If she keeps bugging me, with the risk of playing into her frame, I'd say something in the lines of:

"The only thing worse than a lonely guy at a bar, is the girl who talks to him, what might your friends not THINK of you?" *Smirk

"Yeah, I'm that lonely guy who stays at home playing World of Warcraft, or.. wait."

If you got a perfect response, I'd like to read it.
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Where are your friends?

Quote: (11-23-2014 02:38 PM)Aros Wrote:  

I don't know if this questions qualifies as a shit test, I guess it depends on the context and delivery, but it is one hell of a good question.

I live in Denmark, the mother country of social circles, and flying solo is weird as fuck. On top of that, I don't drink alcohol due to some heavy meds, that get processed in my liver. If you were to describe Danes with "three" words, I would say, social circle, alcohol and bacon.

Anyway, the "where are your friends?" question, is something I dread when going out alone. I have done some thinking to come up with some suitable answers:

Where are your friends?
  • Why, are you lonely?
  • Get your own friends!
  • Why is that important to you? Or Why, is that important to you?
  • I guess we are not friends then!
If she keeps bugging me, with the risk of playing into her frame, I'd say something in the lines of:

"The only thing worse than a lonely guy at a bar, is the girl who talks to him, what might your friends not THINK of you?" *Smirk

"Yeah, I'm that lonely guy who stays at home playing World of Warcraft, or.. wait."

If you got a perfect response, I'd like to read it.

When a chick ask me that line I usually respond with one thing and one thing only: "Around" and proceed gaming
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#3

Where are your friends?

"I've killed them"
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Where are your friends?

Quote: (11-23-2014 02:38 PM)Aros Wrote:  

Anyway, the "where are your friends?" question, is something I dread when going out alone. I have done some thinking to come up with some suitable answers:

Where are your friends?
  • Why, are you lonely?
  • Get your own friends!
  • Why is that important to you? Or Why, is that important to you?
  • I guess we are not friends then!

There isn't a need to totally deprecate yourself when using a response.

Some responses I think about are:
They're meeting me here
They just left
I'm DD
Brought my mom for her bday, she left, felt like staying around.
I'm a serial killer -smirk-
Where's your friends -change the subject-
-shrug-

Here are some great links to read up on:

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-1552.html
http://www.rooshv.com/going-out-alone
http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2007/08/goi...-dolo.html
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Where are your friends?

Quote: (11-24-2014 02:49 AM)kaotic Wrote:  

There isn't a need to totally deprecate yourself when using a response.

I can see who my responses can be a bit on the defensive side. The shrug is a good reaction. I'll do a read up. Thanks.
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