I don't know if this questions qualifies as a shit test, I guess it depends on the context and delivery, but it is one hell of a good question.
I live in Denmark, the mother country of social circles, and flying solo is weird as fuck. On top of that, I don't drink alcohol due to some heavy meds, that get processed in my liver. If you were to describe Danes with "three" words, I would say, social circle, alcohol and bacon.
Anyway, the "where are your friends?" question, is something I dread when going out alone. I have done some thinking to come up with some suitable answers:
Where are your friends?
"The only thing worse than a lonely guy at a bar, is the girl who talks to him, what might your friends not THINK of you?" *Smirk
"Yeah, I'm that lonely guy who stays at home playing World of Warcraft, or.. wait."
If you got a perfect response, I'd like to read it.
I live in Denmark, the mother country of social circles, and flying solo is weird as fuck. On top of that, I don't drink alcohol due to some heavy meds, that get processed in my liver. If you were to describe Danes with "three" words, I would say, social circle, alcohol and bacon.
Anyway, the "where are your friends?" question, is something I dread when going out alone. I have done some thinking to come up with some suitable answers:
Where are your friends?
- Why, are you lonely?
- Get your own friends!
- Why is that important to you? Or Why, is that important to you?
- I guess we are not friends then!
"The only thing worse than a lonely guy at a bar, is the girl who talks to him, what might your friends not THINK of you?" *Smirk
"Yeah, I'm that lonely guy who stays at home playing World of Warcraft, or.. wait."
If you got a perfect response, I'd like to read it.