[WalterBlack]

I was looking at co-worker’s resume last night, and it turned out that he worked for a time at Playboy Enterprises in Los Angeles! He told me that every few days, shoots would take place with various models. He said these models were as hot as fuck, and that sometimes they would sit around in the lobby bored whilst they waiting for the shoots to take place. He was a finance guy there.

I asked him, “did you ever bang any of these women?”. His answer - ,”No man, I was too scared. I don’t think they would want me”. I said, “Well, how do you know that? If you don’t ask, you don’t get”. Him- “Yeah, man..you’re right. I fucked up. I should have spoken to them.”

Anybody got any other examples they can provide?

[MikeinMKE]

Yeah when I was in my early 20's I made an amazing investment and bought a condo in the Warehouse District of New Orleans. Almost immediately after I bought this condo, the entire neighborhood literally exploded with clubs, restaurants, nightlife, events, etc. etc.

I was living in the hottest square mile of one of the best cities in America and I was 23-26 years old during this time.

This is where I started dating and getting laid, but when I think back of all the pussy that I left on the table it astounds me.

On the day that I was moving out this dude who lived on the other side of the building but the same floor offered to help me lift a couch. He said "my dad is a partner in the Penthouse Club (strip club) and we're always having parties with the girls over. It's too bad I'm just now meeting you as you're moving out."

That sucked b/c my condo was so pimp and I was a really good looking dude in my early 20's.. got compared to Brad Pitt regularly - I'd have been banging stripper and friends of strippers left and right most likley

[kinjutsu]

Me a few times...

I used to work at a clothing store in a mall.
I was surrounded by late teens every shift.
One girl even told me how she wanted to hook up with someone at work in the back room and on a different occasion she wanted to suck dick after work (we finished at the same time that day)
I found out that one of the cute asian girls i kept talking to had a crush on me. I didn't find this out till after i had quit.

I had just finished a pub crawl with a girl i used to work with. She was at my house and we were both pretty drunk. She was sitting on my bed and took off her long sleeve shirt only leaving a tank top. I suggested we go make some food. (My thinking was after we eat we can fool around)
By the time we finished eating her ride came to pick her up. We hung out again and i pushed harder but got a firm no because she started seeing another guy in the time between the pub crawl and seeing her again.

[Seamus]

These guys

[Mufasa]

Oh lawdy lawd I'm about to go first team all galaxy on y'all lol

My freshman year in college I invited a girl to my room to eat some banana pudding my grandma sent me. We sat down on my bed, ate, then my dumb ass just sat there like some new breed of dip shit. Eventually she left and I proceeded to play video games like a clueless fool I was

Also freshman year I was making out with this girl on a sofa at a party during her birthday. Mid make out she whispers to me "let's go up stairs" I responded "nah we're good here" lmao what a fuck head!

Jr year this girl I had socialized with invited herself over to my house and brought beer for some movie watching. We finish the movie and start makin out I take her to my room and we start gettin a little dry humpy in the bed. I take her shirt off and proceed to fail violently with her bra. At this point I should have thought to remove her pants too but alas blue pill me was so smooth he just settled for the make out.

And of course....there's more where that came from lol

....fuckin dispicable