[keysersoze]

Two weeks ago I was pre gaming with a girl and she said, "we've totally gotta get Taco Bell tonight".

Another girl was softly in my rotation, until she decided to act like a rapper. She said "yo" with every other sentence. Are you fucking kidding me? Goodbye. Also, she was a suburban white girl.

Terrible taste in music. I'm a snob.

[OnlyMarryInTajikistan]

Obvious sluts who act as if they were virgins.

I hate that.

[RUIN]

stretcher earlobes and "scene" hair also makes my list.

[Rawmeo]

A single bed.

[RUIN]

(10-28-2014 12:55 AM)alex3948 Wrote:  

A single bed.

but what if she's a midget??

[Roardog]

(10-28-2014 12:55 AM)alex3948 Wrote:  

A single bed.

Oh I totally get that. Is she a child!?

Ditto for childhood accessories like dolls, teddy bears, heaps of girly pink, etc.

[Rawmeo]

Nope, a ~165 cm, max 50 kg girl. She brought me back to her place 1 week ago and the bed was a single bed. I still got the bang, but it's really not convenient and you don't have the freedom to do everything like a king bed.

[johnbozzz]

Girls who wear camo print anything.

[h3ltrsk3ltr]

Animal print clothing/underwear. Women have no business wearing it out of the trailer park, strip club, or 1970s.

Also, if a girl has nipple hair. Never an excuse for that.

[Eddie Winslow]

Bad: Girls who text 'lol' in every sentence for no reason.

"I'm eating breakfast lol"
"Lol what are you doing this weekend"

Worse: Girls who text 'lmfaoooo' to everything I say.

Me: I'm tired.
Her: lmfaoooo me too!!

Worst: Girls who text 'OMG I'm literally dying' when I mention something that's maybe remotely funny.

Me: That Mexican food made me shit.
Her: OMG I'm literally dyinggggg
Me: Excellent.

[heavy]

Bad chewer. Open mouth, chompers pumping up and down on a sandwich. Ugh...makes me shudder.

[HankMoody]

Hairy arms.

I need a girl whose arms are hairless. I don't know why.

Girls who are taller than me. I only like short girls. 5'0 is ideal, 5'3 max.

[estraudi]

Goofy looking hands or feet. Proportional is best.

Girls that bite down on their silverware when eating and it makes that grinding sound.

[vinman]

No ass or hips.
Concave (sunken in ass)
Narrow masculine hips.

I can forgive my share of physical flaws in a woman.
That I can't.

Once you chow a fat ass, you'll never turn back dawg.

Anything else is just such a let down.

Team Ass For Life.

[Vincent Chase]

Women who eat meat in front of me.

Women who have a terrible diet, such as wanting to order fucking pizza at 2am.

Women who wear dresses on a date. Fuck off you're not in your 50s yet.

Women who hide their ass by wearing a long garment covering it over their jeans.

Hairy ass.

Unkempt pussy.

Timewastes/teasers/attention seekers.

Women who colour their hair in a stupid colour such as pink and destroy their natural looks.

Women who tell me they have a penis on a first date.

[UlteriorMotive]

Women with thin hair
Big toes that bend to one side severely

[presidentcarter]

Girls who eat a lot around me in one sitting.

I had a girl stay over once. She was a fitness addict and had an amazing body, but when breakfast time came, she nearly cleaned out my kitchen. I counted two breakfast granola bars, two bananas, bowl of cereal all on top of a much bigger serving than I ate of the breakfast she cooked for me (2-3 eggs, several slices of toast, bacon, etc.). I know she was spending a lot of time in the gym, but still, the amount of food she took down that morning made me never want to call her again.

[WeekendCasanova]

Instagram whoring.

I'm all for a girl posting pictures of herself online, but when she puts so much time into sorting through her photos, deleting ones with a small number of likes, I'm out. One of my biggest pet peeves. I should also add that instagram filters on personal pictures are my kryptonite. Instant boner-killer.

[Adrenaline]

Not really that strange but I'm very sensitive to girls with any type of odor on their breath and if that's bad, I'll never want to kiss them again, even if they're a 9/10. Girls who will happily push for morning sex without brushing teeth etc gross me out for this very reason.

[Tex Cruise]

(01-18-2016 03:38 PM)HankMoody Wrote:  

Hairy arms.

I need a girl whose arms are hairless. I don't know why.

Strange, but the first thing I thought of upon reading the thread title was "hairless arms", that and unnaturally shaped eyebrows. I just find them weird and instagram-whorish.

There used to be a beautiful exotic looking girl working at a shop I frequent.

She still works there... but now that she has mannequin arms and angular eyebrows, she just looks like a Dubai bedpan to me.

[HonantheBarbarian]

Girls with really jerky and abrupt movement/mannerisms. A good example would be Chinese FOB girls. They don't seem to know how to move in an elegant and swan-like way. There is a major turn on to a girl being able to move through a room gracefully. This is can be as subtle as the way she turns her neck.

Any remoteness of a hint of sideburns on a girl. I've seen surprisingly cute chicks rocking these. Just no.

Gorilla hands/feet.

Girls that don't know how to sit pretty I.e; the way some women in SEA sit cross legged with their legs open, not realizing how unfeminine and gross it looks.

Girls that moan ugly/monotone in bed. Even if the rest of her is smoking this can be a real deal breaker for me.

[Ingocnito]

Connected ears.. you know, no ear lobe.. just runs straight into the side of neck with no round lower lobe. Looks like a fuckin Ferenge off star trek or some shit.

Flat feet. Worst yet, flat feet after coming out of heels.

Grandma neck skin.

[nek]

(01-18-2016 08:38 PM)Adrenaline Wrote:  

Not really that strange but I'm very sensitive to girls with any type of odor on their breath and if that's bad, I'll never want to kiss them again, even if they're a 9/10. Girls who will happily push for morning sex without brushing teeth etc gross me out for this very reason.

This is why I try not to involve food with any interaction with a girl I want to sleep with. And booze breath, let's not forget about that.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

I can't believe that in over a year, nobody has mentioned the biggest deal breaker of them all:

Pointy Elbows.

[Windom Earle]

(01-18-2016 07:12 PM)Vincent Chase Wrote:  

Women who wear dresses on a date. Fuck off you're not in your 50s yet.

I will assume you are joking, much like that thread that derided the practice of women wearing high heels.

Dresses worn on a date are the universal signal for "I'm open for a cock inside me or at least a fingering tonight".

...and the right dress (and heels) on a chick with a great body is incomparably more feminine than any other form of attire.