[The Lizard of Oz]

(10-18-2014 07:28 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

I still don't understand the dog bird reference

LOL. I classify all girls as different animal types based on the way they look. Every girl worth any attention gets classified. I can look at a girl and say in less than a second, "that's a pig", or "that's a dog", or "mouse/squirrel", or "bird", etc. One day I'll do a post explaining all the types in detail but that day is not now. The types are of very very great utility in understanding the different types of female appearance and beauty, I can assure you of that.

Girls with prominent or beak noses tend to be either dogs or birds, depending on many other things. Kim Kardashian is a classic dog, while Mitsu Amai is a bird. In my first post to Travesty I was singing the praises of the dog type and its uses for cocksucking, but I wanted to make sure that no one would confuse Mitsu Amai for a dog, which she is not.

[Rawmeo]

Colored contact lenses.
Masculine or too acute voice.

[L M McCoy]

(10-18-2014 07:51 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

(10-18-2014 07:28 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

I still don't understand the dog bird reference

LOL. I classify all girls as different animal types based on the way they look. Every girl worth any attention gets classified. I can look at a girl and say in less than a second, "that's a pig", or "that's a dog", or "mouse/squirrel", or "bird", etc. One day I'll do a post explaining all the types in detail but that day is not now. The types are of very very great utility in understanding the different types of female appearance and beauty, I can assure you of that.

Girls with prominent or beak noses tend to be either dogs or birds, depending on many other things. Kim Kardashian is a classic dog, while Mitsu Amai is a bird. In my first post to Travesty I was singing the praises of the dog type and its uses for cocksucking, but I wanted to make sure that no one would confuse Mitsu Amai for a dog, which she is not.

What you're saying makes no sense to me yet I can see you're giving wise advice.

Who Lizard of Oz really is VVV

[Roardog]

Stupid tattoo's.

I was chatting up a girl at the races yesterday after she commented on how cool my socks were, then she showed me her latest tattoo. It was a cartoon t-rex on her ankle and she got it because it's her nephew's favorite dinosaur. I literally got up and walked away, no way I'm getting past that level of stupidity.

[RUIN]

That's something I've noticed from some of the women I meet (putting together a data sheet of sorts for perth) is that they start looking the same after a while. Sure the individual genetic physical features are unique but if you're in a club they dress like they have been to the same shop, gotten the same tattoos and carry the same air. I'm not new to the herd mentality of women (a lot of this will go on my datasheet) but it gets to the point of ridiculous.

Also yes the tattoo thing is starting to piss me off too with the lengths they go.

[Phoenix]

Dyed hair or short hair. Fuck that off.

Especially in Japan where they love dying it any and every colour and the resulting purin-atama.
Give me hip-length shiny thick pitch black hair any day. There is no improvement on that.

[heavy]

- Not eating politely. I want to punch chics when they smack and eat with mouth open.
- Messy car or apartment. Clutter, empty cans/bottles, napkins, clothes, etc.
- Piercings. Ear piercings I couldn't care less about one way or t'other.

- Bad tattoos. As mentioned by others above. My ex-wife has a couple tats she got after our divorce that look disgusting because she's not a tat girl. On the flip side, I know a few babes who have a lot of tats and they look fine on em because they're tat-type girls. I mean, I still don't think they look better because of the tats (they're already hot chics), but at least the tats make sense.

[TheFinalEpic]

If the girl looks like her dad. Fuckkkk.

[A_CLizzy]

I'm not a fan of lipstick to be very honest with you. Much prefer Lip Gloss.

[Blue Streak]

(10-18-2014 06:46 PM)RawGod Wrote:  

In Japan, having that kind of hawk-like nose is sort of aristocratic. A marker of "beautiful" rather than "cute" women. Of course it needs to be accompanied by other hot features.

Chiaki Kuriyama, a 10 in my book.

Nope, I've got to go with McCoy on this one. That nose does not look good at all. Not a deal breaker, but it definitely takes away from her face. I prefer Asian girls to have the more typical smaller, flatter nose.

[LeBeau]

One of the biggest turn offs is girls who use Toilet/Bathroom/Bodily Functions humour, as if they were on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Feminists revel in this stuff, which is why you see so many gross topics of discussion on places like Jezebel, since they think they are unique or fighting the patriarchy by refusing to act "ladylike".

[Sourcecode]

Women think they are funny by using guy humor.
they see us laugh at it...and think we will laugh the same way

[Aenema]

Really hate it when a girl opens her mouth but isn't smiling, and there's a whole bunch of teeth showing. It reminds me of a rabbit. I see it on so many latina/jewish girls.

[PaulM]

Deep values, muscular characteristics and moves and acts like she has balls between her legs. I'm finding this to be a growing problem! Even if she is hot it does nothing for me downstairs! Today, i sure 3 different hot chicks, went up to them, they showed me these characteristics, i felt repulses and left without asking for a number!

Bad breath, smells, chubby or fat.

Any woman over 35, even if she is hot, her skins feels like shit! A totally turn off!

[RUIN]

(10-22-2014 04:05 AM)PaulM Wrote:  

Deep values, muscular characteristics and moves and acts like she has balls between her legs. I'm finding this to be a growing problem! Even if she is hot it does nothing for me downstairs! Today, i sure 3 different hot chicks, went up to them, they showed me these characteristics, i felt repulses and left without asking for a number!

Bad breath, smells, chubby or fat.

Any woman over 35, even if she is hot, her skins feels like shit! A totally turn off!

so many girls here act like they are trying to out-macho a guy. they seriously believe that acting like a guy will be attractive, oh how wrong they are.

[LouEvilSlugger]

- Big gum to teeth ratio
- Bitten nails
- Chipped nail polish
- Ugly/wrinkly/manly hands
- Tattoos
- French Canadian accent

[Davidovich]

colored hair - any color except natural
bangs - any hair style that hides her forehead shows low self-esteem
bright red lips - they will never touch mine
fat arms
thick ankles
bad breath
stinky pussy
facial moles and warts
tattoos of any kind show poor judgment

[Rawmeo]

Getting a drunk girl back to her house, her parents are not there (in Thailand girls stay with parents until 24 / 25 y.o. often), walking in her room, and starting preleminaries in the bed, beside a giant Justin Bieber poster on the wall.

I got a soft-on this time.

[TigerMandingo]

- Thin hair
- Manly chin
- Low-hanging ass
- Unpolished nails

[Mentavious]

(10-18-2014 07:51 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

(10-18-2014 07:28 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

I still don't understand the dog bird reference

LOL. I classify all girls as different animal types based on the way they look. Every girl worth any attention gets classified. I can look at a girl and say in less than a second, "that's a pig", or "that's a dog", or "mouse/squirrel", or "bird", etc. One day I'll do a post explaining all the types in detail but that day is not now. The types are of very very great utility in understanding the different types of female appearance and beauty, I can assure you of that.

Girls with prominent or beak noses tend to be either dogs or birds, depending on many other things. Kim Kardashian is a classic dog, while Mitsu Amai is a bird. In my first post to Travesty I was singing the praises of the dog type and its uses for cocksucking, but I wanted to make sure that no one would confuse Mitsu Amai for a dog, which she is not.

Please make a thread about this

[Valhalla]

Young women with very squishy bodies in which that skin has no pull to it. Happens with Boobs and asses.

Hard to describe.

Anyone here know what I'm talking about.

[bojangles]

Women eating junk food, whether walking on the street or chips. I just think fatty even if tehy are a size 0

[michelin]

no bigger turn off than a girl that smells bad (whatever the reason: breath, skin, underparts, feet...)

[Agent_008]

Young women with very squishy bodies in which that skin has no pull to it. Happens with Boobs and asses.

Hard to describe.

Anyone here know what I'm talking about.
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I think it has something to do with water retention. When a girl's on the pill her body thinks she's pregnant and does some weird things.

A chick's ass will feel squishy but her skin feels really tight because she's a human water balloon. There was a RoK post about this not too long ago.

[Valhalla]

The skin will feel the opposite, stretchy instead of firm and tight

Some women feel like the underarms of old ladies. Like saggy formless boobs feeling but all over the body.

I think part of the reason is being very skinny fat. Being thin but having a deceptively high body fat percentage, so it's all flab and no muscle despite them being thin.