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My Lame Wingman
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My Lame Wingman

Well I'm 43 and in a LTR with a czech which is quite frankly boring the piss out of me,though I did fuck one of her 3 sexy as fuck daughters!! Anyway myself and this guy from work (18 year old spotty virgin with a shite vauxhall corser) are planning a night or two out over xmas/new year.Now this guy seems to think if he walks into a bar pussy will fall from the sky onto his cock! Even though he is asking me questions like "Have you ever bought condoms in a shop before?".
I told him I was going to buy him a copy of "Bang" just to help him along a bit as he is quite frankly "fucking clueless".But now this immature shit has got it into his head he is an "Alpha male"Confused
I know you have probably stopped reading by now but as its comical it continues.......
At work I'm pretty close to banging a 21 yr old lithuanian girl who is 5/6 but now he thinks he can try by being nice to her,I have said by all means try but you will look fucking silly and then still have to work with her when she tells him to fuck off.
He does not seem to grasp this simple notion that "nice will get you nowhere"
and cannot grasp that even in my early stages of game that I know better than him(why can i not get a fuck/girlfreind,He has one and he's lame!!!!)comes from his mouth and I have said man up and don't act so desperate.But he doesn't seem to be able to get out of this overly Beta/omega view of the world(i've introduced omega as he is that pathetic)."oh maybe i should buy her a drink" and i'm thinking yeah well that will be some money spent and nothing else.
He went for a drink and was loooking at a chick and a muscle bound boyfriend looked at him and he shit himself.
Now my question is(As there is always a question)Should I take this liability out with so he MIGHT be able to introduce me to the 18-22yr pussy or just tell him to fuck off and go solo?Could be less dangerous and more productive.
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My Lame Wingman

Go solo. He can't really be your wingman actually since there's just too much difference between two of you.
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#3

My Lame Wingman

Your wingman is going to cost you, not get you, pussy
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#4

My Lame Wingman

How will he introduce you to a resource that he himself can not acquire?
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#5

My Lame Wingman

You're 43 and consider yourself a player yet are not sure whether to let a socially retarded 18 year old lead a night out you are planning 2 months in advance?

Seriously?

Odd post.
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My Lame Wingman

Quote: (10-17-2014 07:27 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  

You're 43 and consider yourself a player yet are not sure whether to let a socially retarded 18 year old lead a night out you are planning 2 months in advance?

Seriously?

Odd post.
Yeah,I wasn't suggesting letting him lead the night out,just thought he might be useful in someway,but reading your response it does sound like a pretty ridiculous idea..p.s i should point out i live in the arse end of nowhere in scotland,with an unpredictable work schedule ,so most decent nights out need to be planned in advance.
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My Lame Wingman

Quote: (10-17-2014 04:14 PM)Harbinger Wrote:  

Quote: (10-17-2014 07:27 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  

You're 43 and consider yourself a player yet are not sure whether to let a socially retarded 18 year old lead a night out you are planning 2 months in advance?

Seriously?

Odd post.
Yeah,I wasn't suggesting letting him lead the night out,just thought he might be useful in someway,but reading your response it does sound like a pretty ridiculous idea..p.s i should point out i live in the arse end of nowhere in scotland,with an unpredictable work schedule ,so most decent nights out need to be planned in advance.
Interesting. Makes sense though.
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My Lame Wingman

I have a problem with Scottish flying the British flag next to their user ID we need to get another flag.
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My Lame Wingman

Not long ago I had a fucking retarted wingman who just stayed right at my back. Made me look like a fucking fag.

Try and picture this. Dancing next to some girls, one starts moving up to him maybe wanting to dance, I did a little disceet nod towards the girl. He walks off the dancefloor and tells me later he thought I was pointing to leave the dancefloor. Obvious BS used to mask his fear of women.

Once you hear them say shit like "all girls you get are sluts" or "I have standards" then drop them.
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My Lame Wingman

Quote: (10-17-2014 04:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I have a problem with Scottish flying the British flag next to their user ID we need to get another flag.
Worry not el mechanico I'm English!!
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My Lame Wingman

Well,despite trying to teach this fool some basic aspects of game.This dumb shit thinks he knows "beta".So as i work in a hotel,he thinks if he stands getting pissed with the local farmer he IS COOL.So he buys drinks for my lithuanian girl,her cousin and her boyfriend total cost £9 and then goes back to talk to farmer(no further interaction),So I go and sit next to chick and talk bad lithuanian and make some jokes the night is mine!!!
Just as the girl was leaving he piped up "Sandra would you like another drink?"
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"No thanks I have enough here" and she left.
Now despite the fact i have told him "YOU DO NOT BUY EM DRINKS" or at least not until they have been sent to buy you one.
He cannot get this basic principle into his skull!!!!
Solo,solo,solo and my mate will die a virgin.
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#12

My Lame Wingman

Your mate will die a virgin, you said it yourself, and it's true.

"Have you ever bought condoms in a shop before".. this guy is not about to get pussy if he asks questions like that.
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