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Hamster ad

Here is the ad:

Excelsior is a Latin adjective meaning "higher" or "loftier," used in English as an interjection with a poetic meaning of "ever upward."

So...let's move upward shall we?

I'm looking for any guy who is SINGLE (unattached with no forgotten wife/girlfriend, girl toy, etc.), SMART (IQ is a pre-requisite), FUNNY (capable of making my dog laugh), CHIVALROUS (honorable, generous, courteous), CUTE (somewhat good looking), MATURE, EMPLOYED, and has time for a girl like me. It sounds like I'm looking for a miracle, but I hope it's not much of a stretch.

I really am just an ordinary girl. I'm gainfully employed. Funny. Cute. Intelligent. Trust worthy. Honest. Affectionate. Caring. I'm a bitch once a month. I get cranky when I'm hungry. I try to work out every day (because I have a muffin top and it won't go away). I tend to work a lot. Having a significant other might change that. No promises of course. I'm very family oriented. I go to church when I need to ask HIM for a favor. I pray when I'm confused. I don't drink water (I studied abroad focusing on terrorism and it made me paranoid).

I can go on and on, but y'all know we're looking for that connection with someone. I know most of you are probably looking for a sub, sex slave, mistress, and easy bbw you can manipulate, but that's why I chose the title EXCELSIOR. We're moving on up from the norm. Let's bring the romance back.
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PLEASE REPLY WITH A PIC and if you're articulate and cute we will go from there. Age requirement should be 30-40 or 45?

So at the top of the ad it says she is 35. The lettering in bold is mine. The caps are hers. Notice of course the excessive demands she makes of a guy (not only funny but funny enough to make animals laugh, not only smart but with an IQ pre-requisite.) Look at what she offers in return 1) muffin top; 2) Bitchiness at least once a month; 3) crankiness. Also notice how she was previously a sub, sex slave, mistress and easy bbw but now that she is 35 she isn't even offering that. She goes to church but only when she needs favors from the big man. She is family oriented, only after being aforementioned carousel rider. If you get with her now she will want to be pregnant in the next year or two max- no fun time getting to know her before she pops out a kid or two and then you are at home taking care of the kid because you have to have "time" for her and she "works a lot" and there are no promises she will change that. Go ahead guys- email her and take on the role of taking care of the kids she wants to have now since she has had her fill with the "bad" boys.
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Ordinary girl wants extraordinary man.

Theres a whole thread on this online girl hamstering. Do a search.
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Post this in the online hamster thread, and explain what is:

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-11111.html

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