[kosko]

I've done a critique on this girl already. She is purposely getting bigger as a marketing ploy. She is a creation of a music label to pander to the growing waistlines of young female Americans. She shot that video way back in May and wasn't that "fat" in it as she purposely dressed up to make her self look bigger then she is. Fast forward to now and she is much heavier then in her early video or her early Instagram pictures. She is a pop marketing gimmick.

[L M McCoy]

(09-27-2014 02:07 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

LM McCoy Wrote:

I hope to god "fat" doesn't become the in thing.

'Hope'?

(09-27-2014 01:49 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  

Call me crazy, but the only fat person is that dude goin' crazy with his dancing.

Those bitches are all fat. Thunder thighs and visible FUPA's when they're sitting. They're squat and boxyish and look Australian. They're just contrasted with the obese dancing obvious-fairy to look smaller by comparison.

Yeah I hope it doesn't become cool. Why has it already happened?

[MrXY]

I was driving along recently, listening to a local morning radio show, the hosts of which are a flaming gay black guy and two white chicks.

They played this abomination, and after the song one of the women referred to the "positive message" of the song.

[kbell]

Why do the attractive backup singers look like cousin it?

[Bacchus]

As abhorrent as "All About That Bass" is, "Dear Future Husband" is even worse. The song should be called "Instructions for Betas." Betcha can't listen to the whole thing.

Quote:

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can find a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Future husband, better love me right

[Parlay44]

I need a good solid 5 years in an LTR with a woman to decide if she's marriage material. So far I've never made it more than a few months. Women these days just don't fit the profile.

[one-two]

Here is a version that may be more pallatable

[kbell]

Much better version of it and the singer is hotter and more talented. From what I understand this song is a rip of a korean pop song. The basic theme is there. It starts at 36 seconds in.

And that beta song is a rip of

this one.

[one-two]

Is this the same guy with less hair?

[HawkWrites]

(09-27-2014 03:51 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

As abhorrent as "All About That Bass" is, "Dear Future Husband" is even worse. The song should be called "Instructions for Betas." Betcha can't listen to the whole thing.

Quote:

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can find a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Future husband, better love me right

Holy hell, that song needs to be renamed to "Recipe for a Cuckold".

[AnonymousBosch]

(09-27-2014 03:51 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

As abhorrent as "All About That Bass" is, "Dear Future Husband" is even worse. The song should be called "Instructions for Betas." Betcha can't listen to the whole thing.

Great, she's not only teaching girls to be fat slobs, but narcissistic cunts.

But songs like this are an awesome thing. Women have dropped the veil of being empathetic and nice, and are revealing to men just how self-obsessed and in love with themselves they are.

It's clearly there in the songs for every man to hear: as far as she's concerned you are nothing but an obedient pet to her who does what he's told, despite the fact she's clearly saying she'll bring nothing to the table, as well as being fat.

These songs are necessary for us to reach the tipping point of Feminism. Men will hear the message, and gradually realise the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

Keep playing chicken, ladies. I'm sure it will work out well for you.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(09-27-2014 03:51 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

As abhorrent as "All About That Bass" is, "Dear Future Husband" is even worse. The song should be called "Instructions for Betas." Betcha can't listen to the whole thing.
..

The sad reality is that many husbands, especially the church indoctrinated really try to live according to those rules. They are mentally taking notes along the song.

Only when they get frivorced a couple years later they try to find reasons for this. And the funny thing is that most women believe that crap too - "oh yes - my man has got to be just like that" - only to wonder later on, why he does not "make her haaaappy" anymore.

And @Bosch - the songs only sound bad after having taken the Red Pill - for all the other guys it is absolutely "positive" - even the husband song is great fun with a "sprinkle of a message on how to be a better man".

[Days of Broken Arrows]

Women's empowerment songs used to be about standing up to men (Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots"), making strides in society (Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman"), learning to go it alone after a breakup (Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive,"), or getting what you want out of a relationship (Madonna's "Express Yourself").

It says something that this generation's biggest ode to female empowerment is not only an ode to being a fatass, it's a putdown of women who are in shape.

In a way, you have to credit this woman, because she's created a piece of music that future members of our society can look back on to see what exactly happened to America.

In 40 years, the women's empowerment movement went from "give us a place at the table" to "give us all the food on the table."

I thank God I grew up in an era where the biggest thing about women was their hair, not their waistlines.

[jariel]

(09-26-2014 10:18 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

I hope to god "fat" doesn't become the in thing.

It's too late, the fat girls have a lot of fake swag because they get a lot of thirsty energy from low-level dudes...

[britchard]

The song in the OP and the other one another poster linked both make me disgusted. Entitled woman who believes that she should be called beautiful every night.

[ryanf]

I'm doubling down on my previous statement after seeing various album pictures of her. They are shooting the "myspace angles" to try and make her look attractive. The record company knew they could crank out a few novel songs from her about being fat and get some attention, but that's a gimmick. When she has one lousy album (probably her next), the record company will tell her to drop some weight so she can be a sex idol or they will drop her. She'll do it, and then she'll find a way to rationalize about how she "still thinks body acceptance is important" and "I did this for health" or some other BS.

[Ensam]

A few years ago I dated a woman briefly who was some kind of marketing guru. She told me that she was involved in some top secret group that was trying to change society's perception of women. At the time I thought she was full of shit but recently I'm starting to wonder if she was telling the truth. This stuff is just so manufactured and obvious that there has to be someone pushing it.

[Hector_St_Clare]

I like the heavier girls, and I'm not ashamed to say it. So I was pleased when the song came out. (And no, I'm not fat myself- my body mass index is between 20 and 21).

You guys can keep the thin ones- not trying to tell you who you should be attracted to!

[L M McCoy]

(09-28-2014 05:33 PM)Hector_St_Clare Wrote:  

I like the heavier girls, and I'm not ashamed to say it. So I was pleased when the song came out. (And no, I'm not fat myself- my body mass index is between 20 and 21).

You guys can keep the thin ones- not trying to tell you who you should be attracted to!

[AnonymousBosch]

(09-28-2014 05:33 PM)Hector_St_Clare Wrote:  

You guys can keep the thin ones- not trying to tell you who you should be attracted to!

Anytime I see a paragraph that ends in an exclamation point, I suspect a female typist.

Probably just paranoid.

[Hector_St_Clare]

(09-28-2014 06:53 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(09-28-2014 05:33 PM)Hector_St_Clare Wrote:  

You guys can keep the thin ones- not trying to tell you who you should be attracted to!

Anytime I see a paragraph that ends in an exclamation point, I suspect a female typist.

Probably just paranoid.

Wtf?

I assure you I'm a guy, and specifically, I'm pretty contemptuous towards feminism.

Not every guy is attracted to the same traits. I like super-young (18-25), medium to chubby, white or Latina girls who wear lots of makeup, perfume, etc. You may be attracted to other stuff.

[assman]

You'll have to excuse her quirky mannerisms - it's Youtube and plainly speaking doesn't garner as many viewers, which is the name of the game in Youtube marketing.

[AnonymousBosch]

(09-28-2014 07:04 PM)Hector_St_Clare Wrote:  

Wtf?

I assure you I'm a guy, and specifically, I'm pretty contemptuous towards feminism.

Not every guy is attracted to the same traits. I like super-young (18-25), medium to chubby, white or Latina girls who wear lots of makeup, perfume, etc. You may be attracted to other stuff.

Fair enough. Using game to pork fatties strikes me as using a cannon to kill houseflies, but, hey, go nuts. If chub is your thing, you're in a golden age my son. I highly-recommend Australia for squat chubster women with too much makeup: it may well be your poosy paradise.

[Dusty]

The OP video reminded me of this:

[jariel]

(09-28-2014 05:33 PM)Hector_St_Clare Wrote:  

I like the heavier girls, and I'm not ashamed to say it. So I was pleased when the song came out. (And no, I'm not fat myself- my body mass index is between 20 and 21).

You guys can keep the thin ones- not trying to tell you who you should be attracted to!