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Banana diet / body cleanse
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Banana diet / body cleanse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyde8OPc2VQ

Basically the diet is gobbling down 30 bananas a day. No other food allowed.

Just imagine yourself walking outside a super market with 30 bananas and what other people would think.. LOL
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Banana diet / body cleanse

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Banana diet / body cleanse

A banana has 105 calories. If the girl below want to lose weight, she'd be better of sucking cock then gulping 30 bananas.

Quote: (09-19-2014 05:01 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

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Banana diet / body cleanse

Quote: (09-19-2014 05:43 PM)LemonDrink Wrote:  

A banana has 105 calories. If the girl below want to lose weight, she'd be better of sucking cock then gulping 30 bananas.

Quote: (09-19-2014 05:01 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

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Off topic slightly but for bulking a quick, delicious and cheap way to get in your calories in is by wolfing coconut milk and banana smoothies. A 500ml carton or tin of coconut milk and 3-4 bananas will get you around 1000 calories every time.
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Banana diet / body cleanse

For some reason I cannot eat bananas. I started mixing them in my protein shakes and my stomach would be in so much pain after drinking it.

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Banana diet / body cleanse

for some reason I don't believe "body cleanse" or "detox" shit.

fad stuff to get the moneys in your wallet
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Banana diet / body cleanse

Quote: (09-21-2014 12:31 PM)Wreckingball Wrote:  

for some reason I don't believe "body cleanse" or "detox" shit.

fad stuff to get the moneys in your wallet

I'm sure that bananas are cheaper than herbalife or McDonalds......

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Quote: (09-21-2014 12:51 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2014 12:31 PM)Wreckingball Wrote:  

for some reason I don't believe "body cleanse" or "detox" shit.

fad stuff to get the moneys in your wallet

I'm sure that bananas are cheaper than herbalife or McDonalds......

This is no exaggeration. A couple weeks ago, I went to Harris Teeter and bought something like five pounds of bananas fot $1.50. They were ripe, but not overripe. I couldn't believe it.
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30x105=3150

I'm trying to see how you are actually "dieting" doing this. Just water fast

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-39974....Water+Fast
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Banana diet / body cleanse

Quote: (09-21-2014 12:51 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2014 12:31 PM)Wreckingball Wrote:  

for some reason I don't believe "body cleanse" or "detox" shit.

fad stuff to get the moneys in your wallet

I'm sure that bananas are cheaper than herbalife or McDonalds......

it starts with "the banana diet", then goes to "the banana diet shake", "the banana diet fat burner", "the banana diet after workout fat torcher" and so on
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Banana diet / body cleanse

Well, this thread went into a tailspin fast....

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Banana diet / body cleanse

Don't bananas stop you up? Not like cheese, but I thought they have a slight constipation effect.

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Banana diet / body cleanse

Eating that many banana's a day, and nothing else is going to give you an incredible number of carbs and very little of the other two macro's. Doesn't sound healthy to me. If you really want to do some sort of cleanse you'd probably be better off going all the way and doing a water only fast for at least 7 days. It's not for me, but to my mind the other "this" fast or "that" fast where you eat only certain things are pure nonsense, and designed to attract people without the willpower to do an actual fast...
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