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08-01-2014, 09:13 AM
Without giving too much details, I had a near miss recently where it looked like some people were casing my place getting ready to break in, and might have had I not gotten home when I did.
Now, I'm a little paranoid, and looking at home security stuff.
Does anyone have experience with this, or know what the best options are? I travel for extended periods, so having eyes on my stuff while I'm gone would be a good idea. What system or product might be best?
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08-01-2014, 10:48 AM
I keep seeing and hearing advertisements for DIY systems that run off of cell networks. These guys are always advertised on radio
http://simplisafe.com but the concept is copied by others. I always thought it would be fun to get a wireless camera and mic setup to pull a "Saw" on people lurking around my house, turn the mic on and be like "Hello, I want to play a game, yes you in the blue shirt"
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08-01-2014, 04:00 PM
Just so you guys are aware: it is illegal to set traps that would kill burglars. I am not saying that anyone is suggesting that but just be aware that it is against the law to set traps that kill people, even if they are breaking into your house.
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08-01-2014, 11:39 PM
I second ADT. Brinks is an alright service if y'all have it around you. Pricy; sorta, but if you ever need it it'll pay for itself 10 fold. You can even get systems that alert the fire dept automatically for smoke/CO alarms, and those have saved a lot of property in my area. Of course, pending your stance on the issue, I always have a firearm somewhere in reach for when I'm home.
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08-02-2014, 02:02 AM
You could just get the ADT sign and get some fake cameras that plug in and have red lights and stuff.
Would be a lot cheaper and probably just as effective. If a burglar breaks in even with a security system they're going to get away with some stuff. An experienced burglar might be able to tell your system is fake though.
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08-04-2014, 12:58 PM
Yeah, unless the neighborhood baddies don't pay attention to signs, the security guy who set mine up told me that's all you really need. Whether it's installed or not they'll just move onto an easier target.
Foscam puts their PTZ cameras on sale often. Those are pretty nice, I stuck one in the corner of my big main room and can move it around and switch the night vision on and off while on vacay.
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08-04-2014, 02:18 PM
A couple of suggestions:
1. Invest in a safe. I'm not talking about those POS "Sentry" ones from Walmart. I've personally opened a couple of those in under 5 minutes. I'm talking about the 800+ pound safes from Liberty (Franklin level or above), or Fort Knox, the higher end Browning safes, etc. Once properly anchored to the floor, you have very little to worry about from 99.99% of thieves.
Get one LARGER than you think you "need." You will be surprised how quickly the space is used up.
2. Good exterior lighting. Thieves do not like being on stage. Lighting draws attention to your home and yard.
3. Simplisafe.com. I prefer this to the ADT systems. The key things that you want are cellular notifications, and a very loud siren both inside AND outside. The goal of an alarm system should be to protect the perimeter and to notify EVERYONE that the perimeter has been breached. Contrary to ADT's claims, police don't respond instantly when your alarm goes off, nor do 99.99999999% of police agencies have the capability to view your security cameras like they show on television.
4. Harden your house. Replace your stock "Kwickset" locks with heavy duty deadbolts. (I use the Medeco Maxum.) Replace all of the tiny screws that hold your lock strike plates with 4 inch screws that reach the studs of your door frames. In fact, replace your tiny strike plates with heavy duty four screw plates. (About 8$ at Lowes.) Most burglaries are accomplished by kicking in a door. It actually makes less noise than breaking glass.
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08-04-2014, 04:21 PM
Put an American flag on your house, big ass steel toed boots on the front door. Maybe even a USMC or Don't Tread on Me Flag also. I've heard of people doing this and it's deterred burglars.
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08-05-2014, 05:47 PM
My mom actually met my dad when they were working at a security company (my mom was dispatch, my dad was the officer). You can't go wrong with something like ADT.
However, if you're in a state where they obey the Castle Doctrine you can't go wrong with a 12-gauge (if you're awake or in the residence when it happens) loaded with 00-buck. If those fuckers enter your residence, fire away.
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08-08-2014, 08:21 AM
Probably not what you're looking for but you can buy those fake CCTV cameras for about $8 each and just stick them around your house.. If it's a couple druggies they'll see the cameras and move on to the next house.
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08-10-2014, 08:31 AM
I read the title of this thread as "Homo Security?" and instantly envisioned an army of limp-wristed gays working as body guards. Ok, sorry for the derailment, carry on...
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