Day 4:
Oh what a night. But first let's just get the daytime out of the way. Only thing to report is me getting bamboozled and paying $50 for street food. In the middle of the main square there are these grills where they cook all different types of delicious food. I asked for two different things, and they basically gave me 4 pounds of food. But I had no idea they charge by weight (I thought it was by plate), so there it was. My fault, should have told them no way but didn't run the currency exchange calculation fast enough to figure it out.
Anyway, to the fun stuff. Tinder girl from night before messaged me to cook me dinner last night, so I said why not. She comes over with all the food, I pour some wine and she gets to cooking. Makes some pasta dish using homemade paprika from the village, we eat it and then she goes and puts on a DVD to watch, Enemy of the State. Terrible movie, after about 15 minutes I tell her I'm bored and just grab her and make out. Clothes come off, no resistance and we bang two times.
As she goes to take a shower I'm thinking of how to politely ask her to leave so I can go out. To my slight surprise and happiness for the instant situation but sadness for the overall infiltration of the Western virus, she acts like an American girl by getting dressed and excusing herself to go out herself to the clubs. With no guilt on my hands, we kiss goodbye and I shower and get dressed to meet up with CR.
We agree that no matter what, we are going to go to the non-tourist clubs tonight. As we get close to the two clubs next to each other, we see some hot young girls on a bench drinking vodka. They have come from a village into town but barely speak English. We sort of get them to come with us to the club but they are really on their own. Smoking bodies, on the younger side. We talk to one of the hostesses and she is just gorgeous, as is the other one working the door.
Enter we do, and start chatting with groups here and there. The youngins we followed in are nice but politely excuse themselves to the toilet and never come back. We start talking to two other hot girls who are receptive and smiling and laughing, but they are waitresses who just got there early and were hanging out. Eventually their boss came and that was that. We meet up with Sourcecode and his girl for a while and shoot the shit, but he can't game with us sadly given the girl being with him. Great dude nonetheless.
As I'm ordering a drink two girls were on my left, start chatting them up and they are not really hot but not ugly either, so we go with it for a while. Get one's number just for sport and they go home. We go outside and there are in all honesty, stunners everywhere. The talent in Budapest is just absurd. I know for a fact it's #3 and my mind is fighting as to potentially put it at #2 over Ukraine. That said, girls vary greatly in how they react to you. Last night I got everything from "go away no speak english" to smile and run away in embarrassment to full on engagement.
At one point in the first club, CR starts talking to two girls and I get in there. He gets the number of the cute one after about 20 minutes of chatting, and I attempt the same with the other but she tells me what's the point if you are only here 2 months (which is a lie itself). Kind of interesting, that some girls won't take you seriously even if you say you are there for two months.
We decide to leave this club and go next door as that one is packed too. Now it's about 2:00 a.m. I go up to one hot one who I see reject 3 guys in a row only to be the 4th very quickly. We go outside to the smoking patio, I see my dream girl and force myself to go say something, to which I get the aforementioned go away no english line.
At this point I see a group of 5 girls smoking, I think they were all in black dresses (at least 3 were I know that). I tell CR let's go, I go in there and ask for a light. Of the 3 that CR mentioned above, let's name them short hot one, tall cute one, and sugartits. Short hot one responds to my lighter request, so I start talking to her. CR comes in and starts chatting up tall cute one. This goes on for a while, the other 3 girls leave and come back maybe to go dance, etc. CR leans over and mouths "afterparty" to me which I tell him yes definitely.
Now it gets interesting. For the past 20-30 minutes, I've been all over short hot one with my hands, rubbing her back, leaning into her and so on. No resistance. At one point she mentioned having a boyfriend but also said the relationship wasn't that good so I just ignored it. CR goes to the bathroom and I'm left with the 5 girls and they start giggling and say something in Hungarian. This conversation followed:
Me: Translate that for me.
Short Hot One (SHO): No, it's a secret (smiling).
Me: Translate! (pushing in a joking way).
SHO: It was about you...
Me: And what? Translate! (again playfully)
SHO: The girls say you are really good, and it is shame I have boyfriend.
Me: Yes it is shame.
SHO: But these two don't. (Points at tall cute one and sugartits). She really likes you (points to sugartits).
I had noticed sugartits earlier - very cute girl, with the milkiest tits you can imagine just exploding out of her top. I mean almost half of those mouth pillows were out, and they were probably Ds. Not too big either, just really a fantastic pair of tits. By the way all these girls were in school so I'm guessing between 18-20, though tall one was 23 I think and they were in town from a village for the weekend.
Anyway I tell short hot one to make the introduction. So she grabs sugartits and introduces her to me. She is just in love with me, I have no idea why but who am I to question such a gift. We start chatting, she is holding my hand already. Two of the five bail to go home, and oddly when I say bail they actually ran away. CR is still missing at the bathroom, I'm desperately messaging him to get his ass back as these three have agreed to the afterparty and are ready to go.
Finally he returns, we leave the club with the three girls and I'm hand in hand with sugartits. I keep wondering why short hot one didn't go home too since she had a boyfriend, but she came. We grab a cab and go back and get dropped off by my apartment. Short hot one just takes off in a different direction, and I get ecstatic as the potential cockblock of having a third wheel is gone. Two seconds later I find out she just went to go get cigarettes.
Short hot one is still gone now, and I'm starting to get worried that something went awry. Sugartits and I go get these ecto-cooler shrek drinks she wants, come back outside and cute tall one had gone to find short hot one. Two minutes later, we see those two girls running FULL SPEED down the block in hysteria. They grab onto the bouncer at the bar we got the shrek drinks at, blabbering high speed Hungarian. Finally I get sugartits to tell me what happened, and apparently short hot one got attacked by a gypsy for ruining her business. Like serious hair-pulling and things of that nature.
In my mind I think it's all over, night ruined. I keep hearing the bouncer say "taxi taxi" which I think he was trying to tell the girls to just get into a taxi and go home. Finally we calm them down and get them upstairs to my apartment and say it'll be safe here, don't worry. Settle in, the girls smoke cigs outside in the courtyard area. Eventually I grab sugartits and lead her into the bedroom. Pull out those globes of desire and start going at it. Try to take off her underwear and....no go. Period. I say I don't care, she says its gross and no way she's doing it. Frustrated, all of a sudden she turns into a porn star and starts blowing me. And lord was it ever a fantastic blowjob. Not a tooth this side of the Atlantic, changes of pace akin to plot twists of a great drama, pauses to smack my dick on her milk jugs, everything one can want and ask for in a blowjob. She swallows, comes back for some light cuddling before I hear knocking on my door.
Pull up my pants, cute tall one barges in to grab her friend. Afterwards they smoke a cigarette and we walk the girls downstairs and CR tells me his story above after they leave. Looking back at it, I can only imagine CR's confusion as when he leaves to go to the bathroom I'm all over short hot one, and when he comes back sugartits and I are holding hands like high school sweethearts. Had I known he was going to try for a threeway, I would have tried to communicate the boyfriend status to him. Sucks. I did get sugartits #, and she only lives 40km away so will try to get her back again.
Some more thoughts and observations:
- There is a high quantity, of high quality here in Budapest. The nightlife with the locals is pretty amazing, though it's hard to break in here. It's a complete crapshoot as to how receptive they will be to you. So far though, night game is more conducive than day game (though I'm an amateur at the latter).
- I pray to god Hungarians give blowjobs as a whole like last night's girl. It would be a magnificent welcome from the lack of such in Ukraine and to some extent, Russia.
- Hungarian guys at least at these two clubs remind me of Jersey Shore type guys. Big, jacked and wearing small shirts and sometimes shorts. They are good looking dudes, but for some reason I don't find them as threatening (game wise).
- Here are the two youngins we talked to in the beginning on the bench. These bodies are very common here, along with amazing faces.
Oh what a night. But first let's just get the daytime out of the way. Only thing to report is me getting bamboozled and paying $50 for street food. In the middle of the main square there are these grills where they cook all different types of delicious food. I asked for two different things, and they basically gave me 4 pounds of food. But I had no idea they charge by weight (I thought it was by plate), so there it was. My fault, should have told them no way but didn't run the currency exchange calculation fast enough to figure it out.
Anyway, to the fun stuff. Tinder girl from night before messaged me to cook me dinner last night, so I said why not. She comes over with all the food, I pour some wine and she gets to cooking. Makes some pasta dish using homemade paprika from the village, we eat it and then she goes and puts on a DVD to watch, Enemy of the State. Terrible movie, after about 15 minutes I tell her I'm bored and just grab her and make out. Clothes come off, no resistance and we bang two times.
As she goes to take a shower I'm thinking of how to politely ask her to leave so I can go out. To my slight surprise and happiness for the instant situation but sadness for the overall infiltration of the Western virus, she acts like an American girl by getting dressed and excusing herself to go out herself to the clubs. With no guilt on my hands, we kiss goodbye and I shower and get dressed to meet up with CR.
We agree that no matter what, we are going to go to the non-tourist clubs tonight. As we get close to the two clubs next to each other, we see some hot young girls on a bench drinking vodka. They have come from a village into town but barely speak English. We sort of get them to come with us to the club but they are really on their own. Smoking bodies, on the younger side. We talk to one of the hostesses and she is just gorgeous, as is the other one working the door.
Enter we do, and start chatting with groups here and there. The youngins we followed in are nice but politely excuse themselves to the toilet and never come back. We start talking to two other hot girls who are receptive and smiling and laughing, but they are waitresses who just got there early and were hanging out. Eventually their boss came and that was that. We meet up with Sourcecode and his girl for a while and shoot the shit, but he can't game with us sadly given the girl being with him. Great dude nonetheless.
As I'm ordering a drink two girls were on my left, start chatting them up and they are not really hot but not ugly either, so we go with it for a while. Get one's number just for sport and they go home. We go outside and there are in all honesty, stunners everywhere. The talent in Budapest is just absurd. I know for a fact it's #3 and my mind is fighting as to potentially put it at #2 over Ukraine. That said, girls vary greatly in how they react to you. Last night I got everything from "go away no speak english" to smile and run away in embarrassment to full on engagement.
At one point in the first club, CR starts talking to two girls and I get in there. He gets the number of the cute one after about 20 minutes of chatting, and I attempt the same with the other but she tells me what's the point if you are only here 2 months (which is a lie itself). Kind of interesting, that some girls won't take you seriously even if you say you are there for two months.
We decide to leave this club and go next door as that one is packed too. Now it's about 2:00 a.m. I go up to one hot one who I see reject 3 guys in a row only to be the 4th very quickly. We go outside to the smoking patio, I see my dream girl and force myself to go say something, to which I get the aforementioned go away no english line.
At this point I see a group of 5 girls smoking, I think they were all in black dresses (at least 3 were I know that). I tell CR let's go, I go in there and ask for a light. Of the 3 that CR mentioned above, let's name them short hot one, tall cute one, and sugartits. Short hot one responds to my lighter request, so I start talking to her. CR comes in and starts chatting up tall cute one. This goes on for a while, the other 3 girls leave and come back maybe to go dance, etc. CR leans over and mouths "afterparty" to me which I tell him yes definitely.
Now it gets interesting. For the past 20-30 minutes, I've been all over short hot one with my hands, rubbing her back, leaning into her and so on. No resistance. At one point she mentioned having a boyfriend but also said the relationship wasn't that good so I just ignored it. CR goes to the bathroom and I'm left with the 5 girls and they start giggling and say something in Hungarian. This conversation followed:
Me: Translate that for me.
Short Hot One (SHO): No, it's a secret (smiling).
Me: Translate! (pushing in a joking way).
SHO: It was about you...
Me: And what? Translate! (again playfully)
SHO: The girls say you are really good, and it is shame I have boyfriend.
Me: Yes it is shame.
SHO: But these two don't. (Points at tall cute one and sugartits). She really likes you (points to sugartits).
I had noticed sugartits earlier - very cute girl, with the milkiest tits you can imagine just exploding out of her top. I mean almost half of those mouth pillows were out, and they were probably Ds. Not too big either, just really a fantastic pair of tits. By the way all these girls were in school so I'm guessing between 18-20, though tall one was 23 I think and they were in town from a village for the weekend.
Anyway I tell short hot one to make the introduction. So she grabs sugartits and introduces her to me. She is just in love with me, I have no idea why but who am I to question such a gift. We start chatting, she is holding my hand already. Two of the five bail to go home, and oddly when I say bail they actually ran away. CR is still missing at the bathroom, I'm desperately messaging him to get his ass back as these three have agreed to the afterparty and are ready to go.
Finally he returns, we leave the club with the three girls and I'm hand in hand with sugartits. I keep wondering why short hot one didn't go home too since she had a boyfriend, but she came. We grab a cab and go back and get dropped off by my apartment. Short hot one just takes off in a different direction, and I get ecstatic as the potential cockblock of having a third wheel is gone. Two seconds later I find out she just went to go get cigarettes.
Short hot one is still gone now, and I'm starting to get worried that something went awry. Sugartits and I go get these ecto-cooler shrek drinks she wants, come back outside and cute tall one had gone to find short hot one. Two minutes later, we see those two girls running FULL SPEED down the block in hysteria. They grab onto the bouncer at the bar we got the shrek drinks at, blabbering high speed Hungarian. Finally I get sugartits to tell me what happened, and apparently short hot one got attacked by a gypsy for ruining her business. Like serious hair-pulling and things of that nature.
In my mind I think it's all over, night ruined. I keep hearing the bouncer say "taxi taxi" which I think he was trying to tell the girls to just get into a taxi and go home. Finally we calm them down and get them upstairs to my apartment and say it'll be safe here, don't worry. Settle in, the girls smoke cigs outside in the courtyard area. Eventually I grab sugartits and lead her into the bedroom. Pull out those globes of desire and start going at it. Try to take off her underwear and....no go. Period. I say I don't care, she says its gross and no way she's doing it. Frustrated, all of a sudden she turns into a porn star and starts blowing me. And lord was it ever a fantastic blowjob. Not a tooth this side of the Atlantic, changes of pace akin to plot twists of a great drama, pauses to smack my dick on her milk jugs, everything one can want and ask for in a blowjob. She swallows, comes back for some light cuddling before I hear knocking on my door.
Pull up my pants, cute tall one barges in to grab her friend. Afterwards they smoke a cigarette and we walk the girls downstairs and CR tells me his story above after they leave. Looking back at it, I can only imagine CR's confusion as when he leaves to go to the bathroom I'm all over short hot one, and when he comes back sugartits and I are holding hands like high school sweethearts. Had I known he was going to try for a threeway, I would have tried to communicate the boyfriend status to him. Sucks. I did get sugartits #, and she only lives 40km away so will try to get her back again.
Some more thoughts and observations:
- There is a high quantity, of high quality here in Budapest. The nightlife with the locals is pretty amazing, though it's hard to break in here. It's a complete crapshoot as to how receptive they will be to you. So far though, night game is more conducive than day game (though I'm an amateur at the latter).
- I pray to god Hungarians give blowjobs as a whole like last night's girl. It would be a magnificent welcome from the lack of such in Ukraine and to some extent, Russia.
- Hungarian guys at least at these two clubs remind me of Jersey Shore type guys. Big, jacked and wearing small shirts and sometimes shorts. They are good looking dudes, but for some reason I don't find them as threatening (game wise).
- Here are the two youngins we talked to in the beginning on the bench. These bodies are very common here, along with amazing faces.