+1 for Laci Green. Who doesn't love a busty blonde? Actually I'd just make her fellate me so that I don't have to hear the sound of her voice.
Translation: Nudes of me that I regret can easily be found on the internet.
3-way with Anita Sarkeesian and Emily Grossman:
PLOT TWIST: I will be wearing a Milo Yiannopoulos mask when we do it.
And since Steve McMahon brought up 90's bands, Kay Hanley from Letters to Cleo. Smoking hot in the 90's, now an annoying, tattooed, post-wall leftist SJW twat:
*assumes I have a time machine to go back to the 90's. Otherwise WNB.
Simone Simons from Epica - Yeah she's bangin', no tattoos and has a great voice but what a slut. Got into a band because she was shagging the founder, then proceeded to shag a different member of the same band, now shacked up with a guy from the band that inspired her one. He had a kid with her too! Yo girl, I heard you like the carousel...
If I started running short of rage I'd just have to remind myself of how cruelly Epica butchered "Crystal Mountain" by Death.
*would also use that time machine to go back to before she had a kid. Because tighter
I wanted to say Lorde too for just being a dirty looking annoying feminist troll, but I don't think Viagra would do the trick.