[Yatagan]

This sounds retarded and phoned in. Video gaming has truly jumped the shark with this.

http://www.joystiq.com/2014/07/17/pridef...rom-atari/

Quote:

Pridefest is the new social-sim game from Atari where players create and launch their very own gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender pride parade. This is the "first" of LGBT-themed games from Atari.

"We will continue offering a variety of games that are inclusive for all Atari fans and Pridefest is another example of how we are doing that," said Atari Chief Operating Officer Todd Shallbetter.

The game will allow players to design and customize floats, solve challenges to unlock new festival and parade supplies and "each building has a fun capacity and once it is filled, the building upgrades and draws even more city-folk to the party."

We have no images, examples of gameplay or release date. Let your imagination run wild.

[R Smoov]

This is why I play Mario Kart.

Video games have became so pussified.

Also, Princess Peach is the coolest.

[scorpion]

A new wave of progressive video games is just on the horizon. Exciting new titles including:

Anal Sex Simulator 2015
"The most realistic anal sex experience you'll find outside of a gay bath house! Now with improved sphincter physics and semen fluid modeling."

Divorce Battles (including Custody Battles expansion pack)
"Compete with other women to try to land the biggest divorce settlement! Set traps with phony abuse allegations and illegally recorded conversations, but watch out for private detectives and high priced lawyers!"

Abortion is Awesome
"Grow the biggest baby you can in your womb before killing it! Choose multiple weapons for murdering your unborn child, including the coat hanger, vacuum and ice pick!"

Baby Mama
"Try to have multiple children each with a different father! Maximize your monthly welfare check and outfit your Baby Mama with jewelry, clothes and cigarettes."

Transgender Adventures
"Start out a man and gradually acquire the resources you need to afford to have a doctor chop your penis off and turn it inside out to make a vagina!"

White Privilege Destroyer
"The only FPS that allows the player (a PoC) to kill all white people they see, including women and children, because whiteness is universally oppressive and must be rooted out by any means!"

Homosexual History Lessons
"Did you know that Socrates, George Washington, Jesus Christ, John F. Kennedy, Gandhi, and Napoleon were all members of the LGBTIAQSKWTF community? It's true! In this game go back in time to experience the orgies and sex parties of these famous historical figures!"

[soup]

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

[Quintus Curtius]

There's still a company named Atari?

[AnonymousBosch]

(07-18-2014 12:56 AM)scorpion Wrote:  

Transgender Adventures
"Start out a man and gradually acquire the resources you need to afford to have a doctor chop your penis off and turn it inside out to make a vagina!"

Including forthcoming DLC: "The Inevitable Transgender Regret" where you decide you want your penis back, get it, then kill yourself.

[Avon Barksdale]

Atari has not been relevant for the last decade and a half

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Lo, how low the producer of Golden Axe has fallen...

[The Reactionary Tree]

Does the gay pride simulator have a feature where you ride around on a cock-shaped parade float fist fucking a man in the ass who is dressed in a fairy costume? You tap the 'A' button faster and faster and your character proclaims: "this is what gay pride is about! its about love! we are all equal!"

[Foolsgo1d]

Do we go around the clubs, bars and alleyways collecting gold cocks like Mario collects coins?

Do we get to jump on those nasty gay haters like Mario splatters turtles?


Who would be this games Bowser?

[Ocelot]

(07-18-2014 06:41 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

Do we go around the clubs, bars and alleyways collecting gold cocks like Mario collects coins?

Do we get to jump on those nasty gay haters like Mario splatters turtles?


Who would be this games Bowser?

Isn't it obvious?

[SteveMcMahon]

Will the Game Over screen say "You Have AIDS " ?

I, for one, welcome our new social justice warrior themed videogames.

Call Of Peace Corps
Sonic the Wheelchair
Super Mobility Scooter Kart
Dead Space 4: Safe Space
Chrono Trigger Warnings
Metal Gear Solid 6: Flaccid Snake

[Yatagan]

(07-18-2014 01:00 AM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  

There's still a company named Atari?

Mordern "Atari" is only Atari in name only. The name was sold off back in the late 90s when the original company went kaput.

[funkyzeit]

Ten bucks say someone will mod it into a tower defense game or minigun simulator and earn more money than the game itself.

[Roosh]

Quote:

Now with improved sphincter physics

[soup]

This game is epitome of gay in the sense of gay meaning "dorky" "wimpy" "corny" "without balls"

The idea of a game based on designing a parade, be it gay or whatever, sounds completely boring.

What's the point? How do you win?

[AnonymousBosch]

(07-18-2014 01:25 PM)soup Wrote:  

This game is epitome of gay in the sense of gay meaning "dorky" "wimpy" "corny" "without balls"

The idea of a game based on designing a parade, be it gay or whatever, sounds completely boring.

What's the point? How do you win?

There is no point. It's a social media game. Pointless busy work for those who need constant distraction. Farmville with more buttsecks.

[Truth Teller]

Atari is basically done as a company. This is a last ditch effort to save the company by appealing to gays and the social justice nut jobs.

[Glaucon]

They should make an MMO, and interlink it with EVE online, so I can blast gays from orbit.

[Trim]

I understand that homosexuals weren't always treated the best, but if they really want to be equal, stop with the parades.

[Truth Teller]

(07-18-2014 01:55 PM)Trim Wrote:  

I understand that homosexuals weren't always treated the best, but if they really want to be equal, stop with the parades.

A gay man I know basically said that they were for a good cause in the beginning, but now they're just an excuse for an orgy.

[Trim]

Gays who go to those pride days are losers, and they know this their selves, because that's why they go. They have no achievements to speak of, so they celebrate liking penis. I've met gays who you wouldn't even know were gay if they didn't tell you, and they're cool, but the ones who yell about it constantly, and go to the prides - losers.

[soup]

(07-18-2014 01:55 PM)Trim Wrote:  

I understand that homosexuals weren't always treated the best, but if they really want to be equal, stop with the parades.

I think that the point of any kind of pride parade is to celebrate something that was or is considered taboo so that the group it is about will feel more accepted and instead of shunned.

There is a time and place for that kind of thing, and I have no problem with it.

What I do take issue with is when it doesn't stop and the people who were being persecuted or whatever become the persecutors (like what we see with the feminist movement), or they exploit their victimhood for attention.

I think it's super corny to make an entire videogame about designing Gay pride parades. Gay or not, it's just a bad idea for a game and has an annoying thinly veiled political agenda.

There's probably some anti-gay bigoted billionaire out there who is secretly making money off of all this marketing/branding of gayness.

We had gay hamburgers last week, gay videogames this week, next thing will be gay Oreos.

Does there need to be a gay version of everything?

I'm trying to imagine what would it have been like if they did this thing after the civil rights movements in the 1960s.. "black power" burgers and video games made to appeal just to black kids?

It would go against the whole separate is not equal thing.

This why I think redpill should be making attention whoring regardless of gay, feminist, straight etc. the main issue.. It's something that everyone can agree on.

Attention whoring by these groups just confirms the stereotypes.

[tarquin]

(07-18-2014 02:14 PM)soup Wrote:  

We had gay hamburgers last week, gay videogames this week, next thing will be gay Oreos.

   

[R Smoov]

Man fuck you guys!

I'm playing the Privilege Station 4!